Now that Google is officially using everything you ever look

>>55635798
that website lel

so fuzz, such wow

'how to appear funny', 'why are my thumbs uneven', 'am i lack toast and tolerant', 'your youre difference', 'why doesnt my poo float', 'midget google images', 'tall midgets??', 'homemade lube?', 'i hate my boss', 'what counts as fat', 'how to tell partner they fat', 'is it normal to still love my ex', 'how to get back with ex', 'penis remove dog how to', 'romantic ways to propose', 'engagement rings', 'sex shop in my city', 'how to tell if partner cheating', 'ways to kill someone hypothetically', 'undetectable poisons', 'how to delete search history in browser', 'ashley madison hack', 'view ashley madison list', 'ashley madison list my city', 'paternity test', 'mail order paternity test', 'attracted to mother why', 'is incest illegal in this country', 'latest laws incest', 'seduction guide', 'rohypnol safe dosage', 'smelly penis cure urgent', 'common STIs', 'STI test in my city', 'average penis size this country', 'do penis pumps work', 'best budget penis pumps', 'does liking men mean im gay', 'signs of being gay', 'how to come out as gay to dad', 'age of consent here', 'why is age of consent so old here', 'country low age of consent', 'flights philippines', 'isis application form', 'how to join isis', 'cheap syria flights from here', 'syria hotels with pool', 'bing', 'donald trump', 'OH COME ON DONT JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LIST FROM THE ARRAY YOU CHEEKY SCAMP'

What exactly is this designed to do? I'm probably already on all the watch lists, so these pleb-tier searches don't concern me.

But why? Are they just not going to give me adds since they think I'm insane?

>using chrome

>>55635798
one of them was "how to join isis"

i'm fucked now

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>>55635909

Ruining aborted. Pussy.

>is incest illegal in this country
>attracted to mother why
>mail order paternity test
>undetectable poisons
>ways to kill someone hypothetically

The smartest thing you can do is just let your data get lost in the sea of obscurity. If you try to obfuscate or """"""""delete"""""""" your Google history you just flag yourself for further scrutiny.

>attracted to mother why
>midgets google images
>tall midgests
>hot to join isis
>isis application forms
>penis pumps
>does liking men mean im gay
>why do i like men
>how to come out gay to dad


Oh man, I love this

>>55635798
I'm really tempted to leave this running on a dummy alt Google account I made for uploading stupid shit.

>>55635909
my sides

>>55635798
https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S55629817

Is this a thing now?

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>>55635798
>Ruining aborted. Pussy.
hahahhahah

>>55637177
Its just something I reposted.

>>55635798
Thanks OP, you put us all on another 4 watch lists thanks to this.

>>55637547
?

>>55635798
Are they only tracking people logged in on google accounts, or are they tracking by looking at somehting else?

I heard there was a way to have your network card generate a sound that is unique to it.

>>55638738
Some of the search results are ISIS related.

>>55638824
That is correct.

>>55636109
if we are fucked then we are fucked together

>>55638923
Nothing is going to happen, the results were going way too fast to be human and one quick check would reveal what site anon was on before the search results started.

>>55639089
Actually people's ISPs have contacted them and Google has shut down their accounts.

>>55635798
fuck you OP, hope I don't get v&

>>55635798
>logging to google ever
>not having firefox with a shitload of addons for safe browsing and chromium for normie stuff

>>55639487
I wasn't even logged in when I did this.

>>55639539
You're not, don't worry, nothing illegal was searched.

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>penis remove dog how

Kek

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>>55635909
>am i lack toast and tolerant
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

>>55635909
>'ashley madison hack', 'view ashley madison list', 'ashley madison list my city'
This genuinely looks like a series of Google searches. 11/10

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>>55635909
>'smelly penis cure urgent'
>'isis application form'
>penis remove dog how to
>ways to kill someone hypothetically

>>55636888
This. Honestly I wouldn't have gone to the link if I knew it was just going to start running the searches on its own.

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>>55635798
>have Chrome installed
>never use it unless I need to access something that my other browser can't handle
>decide to install Pale Moon
>uninstall Chrome
>decide to wait a couple days before actualy downloading PM to make sure everything about it is secure
>computer getting noticeably slower
>installed PM last night and even that is starting to get slower, no sign of memory leaks
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY COMPUTER

>>55639851
>>55636888
What if you weren't even logged into your google account when you did this?

Or you can just use Startpage

>>55639633
Like what add-ons? I only use no script and HTTPS everywhere, but I only look up hentai.

>>55640116
>what is a browser fingerprint

>>55640348
Oh, right. Well, thankfully, the worst google could do to me is flag me to pay extra attention to me. It's not like I'm already flagged for coming here.

I rarely find myself literally laughing out loud except in some pretty rare instances but reading that post just made me bust out laughing pretty hard and it felt great.

>>55635798
>Now that Google is officially using everything you ever look at on the internet to build a profile on you
>Now

>>55640322
Soon, the HR will request to see your google search history. Get off the Goo and fight back. That's the goal of the botnet. It will no longer matter whether or not you're a decent law abiding person in public.

>>55637310
lel, I dont want the join isis one tho

>>55643916
You're now on the jihad list.

>>55635909
>age of consent here
>why is age of consent so old here
>country low age of consent
>flights philippines

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>>55644070
>>55635909
i even forgot the kek

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>>55644070
>12

the fuck

They have a profile on you; do you really think that by suddenly searching all those results you'll convince them you're a whole other person altogether?

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>>55635798
Kill yourself Redditor

>>55644224
How do you know what's on Reddit and what's not on Reddit? gtfo reddit scum

>>55635909
That'll show 'em!

/s

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>not watching gay porn at least once a day to fuck up with GoogleMe
>not googling for dumb questions to fuck up with GoogleMe

>not knowing about GoogleMe

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>>55644231
Oh look, it's the typical redditor comback.

Literally the second result of google you piece of shit cancer. Drink bleach

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>>55635798

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>>55635798
Reddit go home

>>55644323
>>55644337
>>55644354
>>55644382
>>55644401
>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.

>>55644297
Wow, you're just digging yourself in a deeper hole, stupid ass Redditor

>>55644628
How so fuckface?

>>55644560
please go back to your vidya and reddit

>>55638824
>Implying I haven't listened to entire playlists of daesh music on YouTube
It's like you don't know how to have fun

>>55644560
hah, fuck off

>how to kill someone
h-hope nothing will happen

>how to bomb the white house
>usa airport security
>obama adress

>>55644249
>/s
kill yourself

>>55635798
Just delete cookies every now and then (and don't log in to google from your main browser)

Have to do that consent bullshit everytime, but that's a small price to pay for safer surfing.

>>55644070
Top kekkles

>>55645904
Nothing is going to happen other than NSA will flag you for additional monitoring.

>>55635798

My only concern with google is that they are not the gov't and know more about anyone of us than the gov't does.

>>55644070
This along with the ISIS recruitment and cheap flights to syria were the funniest.

haven't used google search in years since duckduckgo is objectively better, but I'm still using gmail and hangouts

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>>55635798
Best way to stick it to the man is to stop buying things. I only spend money on the most minimalistic nutrient sludge needed to keep me alive, take cold showers, don't use A/C, use only the minimum heat needed to keep pipes from freezing in the winter, only buy new clothes, shoes, phones, and computers when they break completely beyond repair, and use free forms of entertainment like reading, learning, and teaching yourself new skills.

They can have all my data, but they'll never have my money.

>>55653811
>take cold showers
How can you do that? That's a sacrifice I could never make, I love hot showers.

What are we more concerned about? Compromise of sensitive information by nefarious parties, corporations learning too much about you in the interest of advertising, selling your info to those who will antagonize you with unscrupulous advertising, or their ability to throw you under the bus to the government if you are suspected of dubious online activity with no room for contextual interpretation?

>>55653811
But...all entertainment is digital today.

>>55635798
>Now that

How retarded are you kid? You use the internet, you use a world wide public network and you think you can defend yourself? Google always collected your data, how the fuck do you think they make money?

Fuck off

>>55654450
That is not okay and you know it.

>B-B-BUT IT'S REALITY

It's a bad reality. You need to fight it.

>>55635798

>implying that every search engine hasn't been doing since the internet became commercialized.

>implying that privacy ever existed on the internet

>>55654450
You mad?

>>55654305
Well, you gotta grow some balls of your own

>google knows the terms used to obfuscate
>can easily filter out obfuscating terms