How do we market CPU's to normies who can't tell the

>>55421277
shove a picture of a scantily clad female on the box

>>55421277
Create cheap ARM cpus with high clock speeds and many many cores, sell them for mad profits. Thats what marketing is for.

>>55421290
w2c

>>55421277
Perhaps 1/4 of /g/ can't tell the difference between clock speed and IPC, a significant portion of them being Linux Thinkpad users.

>>55421277
We team up with other companies in order to create awareness by manipulating the media into making it common knowledge like the devry corporation did in the 1920s to make diamond rings a common wedding band.

Have a straight forward naming system. Fuck off with the Kaby Lake, Skylake, Haswell, and Broadwell bullshit. Intel has a good system going with 2xxx, 3xxx, 4xxx etc. Given each generation a "code name" is fine for use within the development team, but for the general public it's completely retarded.

Tell them's it's Apple technology. Normies & technically inept people love that shit

>>55421646
Literally have never seen John Q. Public ask "hey do you have that new Haskell processor line in stock?"

Have heard -"but why is it called a cpu if it's really a processor?"

Don't underestimate people's stupidity friend.

>>55421646
>Zen 2017
>iX 2017
I can get behind this.

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>>55421277
Stop looking for retarded excuses to post anime, Intel is already marketing to normies.

Fuck off.

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>>55421277
Just put arbitrary numbers and letters in front of the important details.

Like B 2 being a weaker chip but B 4 being a mid range and B 6 being a higher range.

You can make them on some platforms have the same number of cores but just a slight difference in clock speed and who gives a shit.