>buh-buh-buh-buh-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH BUHT GIRL'S CAN'T

That's a man baby

>>55402473
She's not using emacs on gentoo so it doesn't count.

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>>55402473
>no one ever said this on /g/
>EVER
SJW spotted

>>55402473
>mac mini
>OSX
>sublime
>looks like python
yeah, based on this picture they sure cant

No one said they can't. Some of them helped us get to the moon. They're just uncommon and you're shitposting.

>>55402473

I want to know what she's working on there.

>>55402487
Why didn't you post a pic? I would have kekd audibly

>>55402473
you are a gabbagoolie

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>>55402473
>that schnoz

>>55402473
clarification: only men (or women who look like men) can code

find 1 (O N E) female who is pretty and can code decently.

>>55402690
DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A FUCKING GABBAGOOLIE YOU GREASY WOP

>>55402473
Ah. I get it. These threads are a satire. You're saying they can and, simultaneously, prove that they can't by posting pictures that actually look like code if you're not a programmer. Baiting ACTUAL retard sjws. Good job then.

>>55402473
>girl

>>55402473
>HTML
>coding
okay

>>55402646
they are not uncommon, dude. there have been many women in "tech" whatever the fuck you mean by that since the beginning of time.

why do people these days think everybody needs to be a specialist in everything?

if you aren't willing to starve for it, you shouldn't even be in, whether it's art, or programming, or mathematics, because when you get down to it, you're either gud, or you're dead weight.

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>>55402473
>html and css
>not using vim
>no proof she actually typed any of that code
>no proof she has XX chromosomes
>no proof she dreams in code
Nice bait faggot. Women confirmed for shit-tier. The worst Pajeet male would wipe the screen and keyboard with her bleeding pussy. Women need to make and raise babies and provide a dick hole during sex. They serve no other purpose.

>>55402473
>she
>Mac Mini
>viewsonic

Post saged and discarded.

>she
>her
>girl

She clearly has a boipucci.

>coding on 2 monitors simultaneously
This is how I know she's not actually doing anything productive.

>>55402473
More like /pol/ on suicide watch.

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>/g/'s face when

>>55403107
>This is how I know she's not actually doing anything productive.

true, she's using the other screen to "copy/paste" from since she doesn't know the shortcut.

>all that mac gear
>viewsonic
wew

>>55402961
2/10 try harder

>>55402473
>girl

ugly whore with rotting teeth opens word document and applies syntax highlighting.

wew

>fucking sjws
>i'm not misogynist but girls can't code
>get back to the kitchen
>I don't hate all women, just whores
>tfw no gf
>shit in the toilet, haha dumb indians
>I'm a good person

>>55402473
I don't consider people that "program" in dynamically typed languages programmers.

they cant

>>55403053
I am supposed to know any of those women?

>>55403053
>raven symone
>left wing
You're wrong faggot, Raven is redpilled as fuck.

>>55403410
Trying to prove a point that red-pilled women look feminine, whereas left women are either fat, Jew, or ugly. Even if a cutie can code, she would more likely to do HTML/CSS than do real work. Or perhaps, the cutie would eventually rot like OP's pic due to not taking care of herself properly.

Britney Whitney
Web Developer
Internet Marketing Specialist
Ext 208

>>55402961
Those women in tech did contribute, but having too much women would have devalue the work even if she has the same knowledge and experience as a male counterpart. So they rather keep quiet about it for their own good, which either way they're stupid regardless of circumstances.

>>55403585
>Internet Marketing Specialist
Trash

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>>55402704

Does bullshiting your skillz enough to land cushy jobs count?

>>55403053
> Kayleigh arguing on CNN

muh dick

>>55403606
Yeah, I'd be more impressed if it wasn't the usual "web dev + [not very technical skill]"

Valerie Aurora she ain't

>>55402473
>CIS White Men keep women out of coding because of the patriarchy

I find it to be problematic, that in the current year, there are people who still make assumptions about people's lives, based solely on their gender, race, and sexual orientation. It's not only immoral, and illogical, but in many cases, illegal to to so.

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Who said girls can't code?

>>55403191
>>55403073
what the fuck is wrong with viewsonic

>>55404084
I don't even into CS bullshit, but that image is painful.

>>55402961
>why do people these days think everybody needs to be a specialist in everything?
t. BA in Computer Science

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>>55404084

>>55402961
>if you aren't willing to starve for it, you shouldn't even be in, whether it's art, or programming, or mathematics, because when you get down to it, you're either gud, or you're dead weight.

Or you're retarded like you

>>55402524
>looks like python
That's clearly some markup language

>>55402473
I'd honestly love a chance to work with a female developer! Something different and out of the norm.

Every grill we've interviewed has sucked big rocks compared to her male competitors unfortunately :(

>>55402473
Get back to the kitchen And make me a Sandwich

>>55404084
I don't rage with the megaman comic, but this one always makes me rage for some reason

>>55404163
>basic babby code
>CS bullshit

jesus fuck just go back to /v/ fucking retard

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>>55404084

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>>55402694
THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN

>>55403369
You have to be 18 to post here

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>>55402473
>html
>/g/ btfo

>>55403612
Do you think that's beautiful? That's a blatant trap.

>>55404084
Stop posting this fake, you autistic weeb.

>>55402524
What is wrong with Sublime Text? If it gets the job done, what's the problem?

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Those nested if statements behind her look like a flock of fucking birds.

I smell code smells.

>>55402473
>girl
>html is coding
>>coding

>>55402473
All I see is a female sitting in front of a computer. Where is the proof that she can code?

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>>55402473
>homOSX
>shit tier IDE
yeah /g/ certainly got BTFO, please kys and come back when you have an actual real gentoo/arch coder

>>55406014
brb replacing all braces with birds

>>55402473
Well, women wanted equality, so they got it.

In the US, women are now required to register for selective service at the age of 18.

Enjoy the draft...

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>>55406122

>>55406301
>>55406122
It's false. There is no law requiring women to register for selective service.

>>55406301
http://www.militarytimes.com/story/military/2016/04/27/ndaa-hasc-women-draft/83624490/

>>55405674
Provide real version then

>>55402524
It's html and CSS ^^

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>>55402473

>>55402473
Sitting in front of monitors with code on them != able to code. I have a picture of my baby son on my screen, doesn't mean I can give birth to the next one.

I think I will be on suicide watch. Crimson Chin is a superhero and if he's after me I might as well just kill myself now. No hope fighting off a superhero.

>>55406670
Post the edit with the guns and all that shitty burger food.

>>55404084
Code on the left is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

By John Carmack himself
Amazing piece of code desu.

>>55402524
>>looks like python

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>>55402473
lmao

>>55406063
coding is a stupid term only used as a fashion statement and to boost shitty programmers or markup monkeys' self esteem

>>55405915
What's wrong with throwing rocks at the keyboard until the right combination of keys is pressed to have written working code? If it gets the job done, what's the problem?

Nothing, I suppose

When I was an intern at HP they had like ~3 women who wrote code, one of them was actually hot.

>>55403053
It's almost as if conventionally attractive women have nothing to benefit from upending the patriarchal status quo.

>>55402473
I sure as shit hope girls can program. Me and a girl are in charge of the autonomous navigation system in our senior design next year.

Will post results ITT. Keep alive until then.

>>55406822
JC didn't invent this, though

>>55407059
You just described every "intelligent" editors ever created.

>>55407092
Nice contribution to this thread, Linda.

>>55407398
I dunno if the other two women count, one was old as fuck and did some shit with managing the servers and the other one always was at a coworkers desk, almost never working.

>>55406645
There's no real one. It's a made up image. The image on the right is real tho, but the comparison is not.

>Let's take a picture of myself and my screens filled with commands to let these people know that I'm a girl and I can code XDXDXD

>>55407364
Yeah, but it was in Quake 3's code.
Which promptly had people go mad when they released the code.

>>55404277

The line that tells me she's shit:
"Because I'm so random"

The rest could be dismissed, but doing something that dumb because you're "random" is ... OMFG

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>>55407150
Really makes you think...

>>55402654
I don't

>>55402704
This. I'm almost certain testosterone dominance is what leads to the dominance of thinking that's required for coding.

I'm sure there are attractive female coders, but for the most part, they're outliers.

WOW A TRANNY CAN DO A BORING ASS JOB WHERE A LOT OF PEOPLE LEARN HOW TO DO BECAUSE THEY GOT NO FRIENDS AND STAY INSIDE ALL DAY AND PLAY ON THEIR COMPUTERS.

FUCKING AMAZING

>>55403495
no, she isnt.

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>>55404084
>if a > b & b < a

>>55408805
kek

>>55402473
she's cute ;3

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>tfw you'll never be a cute programmer girl

>>55409047
kys trap degenerate

>>55402961
>they are not uncommon
oh my fucking god

Shes not really sitting at the center of the desk, so my best guess shes sitting there taking pictures next to the guy coding whom is out of view

>>55402473
kek, looks like HTML document

>>55402473
share you github so we can judge if you can code.

>>55402473
>Mac Mini
>Viewsonic
Must be the only programmer in his/her country. Can't even afford a proper laptop and settled for the aluminum cube top instead

>>55402510
/thread

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>>55404084
> max(1,1)
> 5

>>55402524
>looks like python
I agree with the "they sure cant" part, but you sure cant either faglord

>>55402473
Then prove your abilities instead of shitposting about supposedly having abilities.

>>55406094
>real code
>GNU

BHAHAAH neet's still think there is money in open source!

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>>55402473
Consider your collars popped.

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>>55402473
Nobody ever said that, faggot.

>>55402473
that looks like xml on the right

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>>55402473
>>buh-buh-buh-buh-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH BUHT GIRL'S CAN'T CODE!

Great job, and great "argument right there", brah. You're making people with foreign ideology (which is not found on /g/, by the way!) sound dumb, while you're a perfect person with the perfect composed personality, unable to ever make mistakes. Shame on those poor bastards!

Don't fucking mock the way people talk next time, faggot. The shit you're doing is the way grade schoolers and middle schoolers do.

Act like a grown-up person for once.

>>55411164
But whoever he's quoting is right, girls can't code

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt79JcPfZQA

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>>55402473
My grandma codes better than you.

>>55411228
>asian
doesn't count

>>55402473
The women that can code, do code, and don't go around reminding the other coders how they are special because they have bleeders.

Only girls say that girls can't code

>CTRL+F Ada Lovelace
>0 results

Huh

>>55402473
>manface
Doesn't count.

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>>55411373
didn't actually code

could have said grace hopper, but that's not like sjws know anything about history

>>55402473
>buh-buh-buh-buh-BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH BUHT GIRL'S CAN CODE!

It's this thread AGAIN.

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>>55407346
The best woman is at the level of the worst men in everything. Never work with a woman unless you enjoy the extra work of doing all your work plus all of her work when she proves to be useless. Just ask the male soldiers who have to carry the female soldiers gear plus their own gear when the "strong womyn" puss out like the weak pussy between their legs.

>she

>>55411228
She's a web dev faggot. Watch the vid. she's a joke like all other women doing html and css and calling herself a software "engineer".

>>55411756
but she went to MIT and google and microsoft and she does backend

>>55402473
Some HTML/XMl tier shit on her screen...
That's what probably "coding" is.

She can code, but she can't program or develop software.

Show me a girl doing embedded systems, low-level drivers, signal processing or programming a digital PID controller on mcu. Optimizing (related) algorithms, designing algorithms (for example for digital image processing purposes).
Or for that matter writing a renderer, a physics engine, writing an ode solver, etc. - I can provide many more examples of real programming, real development, done by real computer scientists, engineers and software developers.

Making a new calendar app for iphone 141 or calling a REST API is the modern blue-collar work for the new digital age.
With the exception that some actual blue-collar workers have skills and are respectable while modern coders, software "engineers" have zero skills and unfounded arrogance.

(Software engineering is not an engineering field as it utilizes exactly zero engineering perspective, methods and doesn't use physics as a modeling tool. All of these are central to all classical engineering fields and newer ones too. Pleb tier mathematical modeling would be a better name for them, but they don't do that either, because actual workers call themselves rightfully computer scientists and they got actual skills.)


The truth is women like that exist they just don't advertise themselves on fucking everywhere, like subhumans, wanting recognition, because they either naturally earn recognition by being competent or they don't give a flying fuck.

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>>55404084
>all those replies

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>>55410126

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>>55402473
>Apple

>>55412002
When attention whores photograph themselves with "code", the definition is usually somewhat stretched. It's enough to impress retards and white knights.

>>55402473
web monkeys are not programmers. Same goes for objectivpoo applel shitcoders.

>>55402473
>LOOK GUYS A GIRL CAN CODE
this should say much more seeing as they are literally millions of men that can code and you applaud a single woman being able to

>>55404084
:^)

>>55406063
HTML IS coding though, however it's arguably not programming.

>>55411783
> creating JSON "APIs" in Ruby, Python or any dynamically typed language
> engineer

Pick one.

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>>55412493
>HTML IS coding

>>55412539
well i didn't choose to do it ;_:

>>55412550
It is. It's creating code which is interpreted by the computer. That's what coding is.

>>55412612
Is a man writing a word document a coder?

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>>55412002
There is another picture which I cant find right now with one of the girl programmer for the Apollo program next to a stack of all the code she wrote, printed out. Its taller than she is.

>>55402912
HTML CONFIRMED FOR PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
/g/ BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A2mWqLUpzw

>>55412663
By this man's logic, a receipt is itself a program

>>55412636
Not really, the key point of "code" is that you're writing on a different level than what the final result is. Even typing a text document in notepad isn't "coding", since the final result you want is the text. But writing C source in notepad is coding because the computer interprets the source to generate a program. And writing a text document in binary would also be coding.

>>55412749
>the key point of "code" is that you're writing on a different level than what the final result is
That's not true, that's fucking nonsense.
The "receipt" is on a "different level" than the food you ordered
Just because it's interpreted doesn't make it a programming language, it just makes it a language
It's not code, it's just data

>>55402473

cool, we know you are a woman, congratulations.

I can move on with mt life now

>>55412655
all the programmers are asian

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>>55412655

>>55412612
HTML is a markup language. It's not a programming language. CSS is a style sheet language. It adds style metadata to a markup language. It's not a programming language.

Javascript is a programming language. PHP and Python are programming languages.

>>55412812
>The "receipt" is on a "different level" than the food you ordered
How is that relevant? The receipt doesn't instruct the computer to generate food.

>>55414244
I never said HTML or CSS are PROGRAMMING languages. They're both in the category of COMPUTER languages, i.e. code, of which programming languaes are a subset.

All programming languages are defined by the same three constructs: sequencing, selection and iteration. HTML does not meet that criteria.

>>55413039
>>55402473
Dis the same girl though

>>55414406
It's retroactive but you could imagine it backwards - like an order from a takeaway. There's no difference.

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402473

nobody said girls couldnt sit at a desk that has a monitor with code up on it.

>>55414637
But the receipt isn't the "end goal" of the food. It's more like the output of a script that counts the average word length in a document.

>>55414794
What are you even talking about?
You're just coming up with more and more arbitrary clauses to try and justify your extremely foolish position

HTML isn't the "end goal" of a website

>>55414812
>HTML isn't the "end goal" of a website
The website is the end goal of HTML. The purpose of HTML is to tell the computer how to display a website.

>>55402510
/thread

>>55414823
The food is the end goal of the order. The purpose of the order is to tell the takeaway what to provide.

>>55414876
Yes but a receipt is a totally different scenario. It's after the fact, really more like a printout of a keylogger or something than code interpreted by the cashier.

>>55402510
/thread

>>55414912
Are you saying an order is programming code?
Are you saying making an order is coding?

>>55412636
you can use a word doc to write code in but it's not the right place you should be doing it.

in the end it doesnt matter how the fuck you get the data into the file as long as the data is there and is formatted correctly

>>55402524
>>sublime
kek, you mad at text editors?
>>looks like python
shhh no - it doesnt - now gtfo child

>>55414962
So you think all data is code?

>>55404084
ITS A HACKER CODE!!! USED TO STEAL NUDE PHOTOS!@

>>55415029
if you're writing something to execute compile or interpret it is

obviously im posting about coding if im answering a question about coding you austimal

>>55402524
you stupid nigger sublime is literally the best text editor out there.

>>55415094
Are you disputing that you can run programs in a web browser?

>>55402473
Every time I see your posts I actually laugh to the butthurt responses you get literally every single time. Please don't stop posting things.

>pop my collars and call me a gabbagoolie
10/10, but not as 10/10 as "holy doolie".

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cd code
cd..
cd..
cd..
cd ..
ls
cd code
cd ..
cd

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>>55415280
it's like babies first steps in cli

first monitor = css code
second monitor = html code

>>55415280
m8, she gets paid to put random shit in the terminal. If someone paid me for a picture of random terminal output, I'd slap cd a couple of times and call it a day too.

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Is it amateur hour or something?

>>55415399
24/7 three sixty five, remember where you're shitposting

nice whatever it is you're doing though. looks mad hektik you should be posting in here >>>/b/693012116

>>55402510
/thread

>>55415399
hey I have that same pic for my terminal background

>boilerplate web "coding"
WHOA I'M IMPRESSED

I could put my dog in front of a computer screen with code on it. Does that mean my dog programs?

>>55415624
if he gets a paycheque or a git push at the end of the day it's all the same shit.

i bet you could get it MCSE certified pretty easily too

>>55414948
If it was interpreted by a computer (and you wrote the 'code' by hand, rather than having it be autogenerated from clicking on a menu or some drag-and-drop interface), it would be.

>>55415792
That is a ridiculous fucking definition

And it is. Plus why do you have to write the code by hand? Why is 'autogenerated' not allowed? Isn't that just programming at a 'different level'?

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402510
/Thread

>>55402473
Looks like a trap.

>>55415792
>>55415828
code
/kəʊd/
noun

a system of words, letters, figures, or symbols used to represent others, especially for the purposes of secrecy.
"the Americans cracked their diplomatic code"

a series of letters, numbers, or symbols assigned to something for the purposes of classification or identification.
"each box had a label with the code SC 90"

- - -

program
/ˈprəʊɡram/
verb

provide (a computer or other machine) with coded instructions for the automatic performance of a task.

"it is a simple matter to program the computer to recognize such symbols"

"simply program in your desired volume level"

"some hotels programme their canned music in 24-hour cycles"

"all members of a species are programmed to build nests in the same way"

>>55415985
>using the definition of code that is completely unrelated to programming

>completely misinterpreting the definition of program

Holy shit, get help

>>55416010
Nice argument there. The definition of "code" or "coding" applies to any kind of code. When you're saving shit in a text file on your computer, you're probably doing it in uniCODE. The thing doing the CODING in that case is your text editor.

Writing HTML according to a standard and a specific code is also coding. PROGRAMMING the layout engine of a web browser by CODING the result you want to appear into an .html file also counts. Programming a fucking thermostat is also programming. If your specific definition of "computer programming" excludes markup or interpreted languages, then anything written in Python or Ruby shouldn't be considered programming either, because all you're doing is asking an intepreter to do things for you.

>>55416090
10011101 01110000 10010101 10011110 11101001 11000011 01010110 10001011
01000001 11100001 00101111 00101011 11010100 01110000 10001001 01010000
01110011 01111010 11011110 01110101 00101101 00111000 10111101 10000000
01100101 00001111 00110001 01001011 01011011 10110101 00100000 01011110
11010110 01000010 01000111 11111110 10010101 11001110 11110001 11110110
00000100 10111001 00101101 00111011 10001000 00101111 00111100 01001000
01001100 00010000 01111000 01000010 01001110 10101011 00110111 00001111
00110111 00011000 10111100 01000000 01101001 01011001 11111000 01010001
11000110 10110010 00111101 11111000 11000110 11010110 10001111 01011000
11001110 10010110 10000011 01011010 11100010 10110101 00100111 10001010
00010000 01010011 01110001 01100101 11011110 11111001 11010101 01111000
01101110 01010100 11000110 11110001 11011111 11100110 01011100 10110011
11000110 00110001 11111101 10111111

>>55416119
Was that supposed to be random data, or actual text?

Seriously though, I'm not arguing that web developers deserve any kind of respect or that HTML is the same as programming a computer through traditional means (even though it usually leads to embedding something like Javascript into a markup language, which WOULD be more in line with conventional programming), but you also can't argue that calling it programming is wrong. You're programming a web browser instead of a computer, however you're still writing code to do so, which requires minimal, but existing effort. Being able to competently write HTML or use something like Excel is nothing to brag about, but it still puts you above the intelligence level of an absolute moron.

>>55415828
If it's autogenerated, it's still code, but you're not the one doing the coding. Kind of like how paying someone to dig a hole doesn't make you a "shovel operator".

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>>55416090
I think we're just getting pedantic for the sake of being pedantic now.

The fact is, people are talking about "coding" to imply things that they're not really doing (i.e they're not writing software).

>>55402961
>they are not uncommon, dude.

They uncommon, moron. Have you ever been in a CS/SE/IT courses before?

>>55416413
I've heard people refer to

<<

as the "shovel operator"

>>55402473
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11837901

>>55412655
>Corrinne Yu
>Q2 engine
>Direct 3D
shame that direct 3D up version 10 sucked a big time

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402510
/thread

>>55415280
>she needs to join our startup
Gets me every time.

>>55403375
What if they program in custom Lisp variants?

>>55408805
>I can't into operator overloading

>>55411246
where is page 54??

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402510
/thread

>>55416566
That image is both horrifying and funny.

how hard is gjhjj = 1

>>55412655
>writer
>writer
>music
>character design
>artist
>artist
>game design (which is different from programming)
yes, there are a lot of things that go into making a computer game that are not programming and require zero knowledge of programming but are still important to a good final product.
your list of women in game dev does not advance the idea that "girls can code", only that women can serve vital functions in areas like art, music, and writing while men do the different but equally important work of programming the actual game

>>55414823
no, the purpose of HTML is to tell the computer what the structure of a website is. the purpose of CSS is to tell the computer how to display it. In theory, you can make a Rule 110 automaton using just HTML5 and CSS3, but in practice HTML and CSS do not perform any actual computation or algorithms. ECMAScript is a program that runs in a browser and manipulates the DOM. HTML and CSS by themselves do not manipulate the DOM, they are merely a data format to tell your browser how to set up the DOM. PNG and OGG are not programs. Nobody would ever argue that ASCII is a programming language. These are all data formats, that's it.

>>55417369
Startup culture is the cancer killing the computer industry.

>>55402473
I'd cum all over her face and make her lick my tip

>>55402510
/thread

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>>55402704
Marissa Mayer
CEO of Yahoo

>>55412655
>Direct3D
>Contribution

>>55402473
You might not care, but the mug with your company logo on it makes the person in this image super easy to identify. If that is indeed the OP in the image, sure you've proved you can code while simultaneously proving you have no idea how to protect your internet anonymity. Congrats on the weight loss in April though.

>>55402510
thread

>>55402510
GIRLS CAN'T CODE! :^)

>>55413039
I fapped to her once. Mainly because she looked like my old crush.

>>55419298
Running a company, especially something like Yahoo, requires no knowledge of what the company produces in any way other than how to coordinate teams, sign off on budgetary concerns and market the fuck out of what the smart people beneath you are doing.

>>55419969
Yeah, but to quote wikipedia:
"Mayer went on to graduate with honors from Stanford with a BS in 1997 and an MS in computer science in 1999. For both degrees, her specialization was in artificial intelligence. For her undergraduate thesis, she built travel-recommendation software that advised users in natural-sounding human language."

>>55402473
>52 yous

Might as well have another.

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>>55420080
I'm sure there's some kind of caveat or something to this information but ultimately she runs Yahoo which is not even a player in anything. No OS, no software, no hardware, no secret tech division production anything futuristic.. just a search engine and some weather apps.

Unless Yahoo has some kind of AI in their basement that is just skimming the ass off the internet until it's unleashed on the world terminator style.
Can you imagine? The world is taken over by YahoooOOOOOooooo!

>>55417890
Do you really think she did that?

>>55402654
If it were a man, you wouldn't want to know. That's a pretty clear indicator that sexism in the workplace is alive and well

>>55402473
>this is a legit thread on /g/ with more than 200 replies

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402473
>>call me a gabbagoolie
what the fuck

>>55402473
More pics pls. She's cute. <3

ITT: virgin nerds

>>55412002
>She can code, but she can't program or develop software.
>Making a new calendar app for iphone 141 or calling a REST API is the modern blue-collar work for the new digital age.
>Software engineering is not an engineering field.
It's clear that you have no idea what you're talking about. Go to sleep, lil pupper.

>>55402473
She should fix her eyebrowns and start hunting males before her best years are over wasting time binding data to html

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402510
/bread

>>55415985
By this, CSS is a programming language.

>>55421267
this.

I'm an actual shauvinist and this thread makes me cringe.

>>55402510
/thread

>>55421567
it *is* turing complete after all

>>55402510
/thread

>>55402510
tread

>>55402510
/threaded

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>>55402473
Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

>>55406794
We refer to that one as the "american" version.

>>55402510
/Op

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>>55413039
would you like to put your action into her action, /g/?

>>55402473
That nose says trap. Girls have cute noses.

>>55423888
That's a really high-tech kitchen desu :^)

>>55402510
/thread

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>>55423888
Well thats a little uncanny..

>>55423888
I'd love to put my punch card into her mainframe if you understand what I'm saying

>>55402510
I've been wondering since forever what SJW actually means..

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>>55424136

>>55424136
And all you had to do was google.

>>55402473
HTML is scripting you dumb bitch, also what a shit code editor.

>>55402510
/thread

>>55413039
probably 90% of that are comments

>>55415624
You could put a nu-male in front of a computer screen with code on it. Does that mean the nu-male programs?

>>55425993
>html
>scripting
are you retarded

would you call writing a word document scripting?

>>55425993

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markup_language

Holy fuck, how stupid can you be?

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>>55418012
stuck to page 55

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>>55402473
>web dev
>programming

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>>55403867
1/10 you are not even trying.

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>>55406094
>homOSX

>>55419128
Nobody ever "codes" in ASCII ("coding in ASCII" would mean manually entering the binary or hex codes for characters). Likewise, manually entering binary or hex values to create a bitmap image WOULD be coding, but using paint.exe isn't.

>>55421724
No, it isn't. CSS+HTML is debatably Turing complete, CSS on its own is not. But both CSS and HTML are "computer languages" or "code" on their own, they just aren't "programming languages".

>>55426151
Word is WYSIWYG. HTML is not.

let this thread die

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>>55427179
lolnope

JUST

>>55402473
What's the fucking problem? Afraid of being beaten by a girl? For fucks sake grow up.

>>55402510
/thread

>>55419298
Why anon must you remind me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

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>>55428214
No need to, you're already in one.

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Did /g/ know that the ARM instruction set was designed by a woman?

>>55402510
/thread

>>55430270
Wasn't she thought to be a man when she designed in though?