How do I get into IT, /g/? I'm 27 and tired of being

If you get into IT you'll sill be a wagecuck

My computer career dot com.

Or kill yourself and start a new life, fucker.

learn java

>tired of being a wageslave
>wanting to be a wagecuck

DO NOT LEARN A LANGUAGE

I REPEAT, DO NOT LEARN A LANGUAGE

YOUR EMPLOYMENT IN PROGRAMMING WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY HOW WELL YOU KNOW A LANGUAGE BUT HOW MANY TEXTBOOK PROGRAMMING BRAINTEASERS YOU REMEMBER HOW TO DO / WHAT'S THE EUREKA SOLUTION

I WISH THEY TOLD ME THIS IN UNI

In the future it would be better if you didn't phrase your question like this. People in the tech industry resent being seen by people whose life isn't working out as some kind of magical plan B with big salaries after a year or two of training or sometimes a three-month bootcamp.

The root of this is that they see you as a normie who went to parties instead of studying while they were fiddling with config files in their basement and crying themselves to sleep, and now that the party's slowing down you want a piece of their action.

Try to sell yourself as one of them, someone who has always been interested in tech, but for whatever reason you make up you just never had the opportunity. They're much more responsive to this. Also grow out your beard a little and stop lifting if you do.

tfw can't even be a wageslave

>>55398122

 suck cocks 

>>55398230
So in other words, work your way through the Project Euler problems with the language of your choice?

>>55398202
you mean work even longer hours Salarycuck

>>55398282
I prefer Leetcode

>>55398122
too late

>>55398313
Huh, just checked it out.
Thanks for the tip.

>>55398122
you poo in it

>>55398132
>kill yourself and start a new life
People don't actually believe this, right?

>>55398122
Learn a trade of some sort and try to work from home as self employed.

Separate yourself from the gamer kids by treating it like a career and not a PC build.

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What are the best certs to have in my cv senpaitachi?

>>55398122
Sell picture/vids of your dick and ass on internet.
But you should use anal bleaching like USA pornstars.

>>55398333
I started at 43... So no...
However computer doesn't exist before...