If you weren't an unmotivated lazy-ass, who spends 25 hours

I'd probably be fucking your wife's daughter.

no, I'd just be wasting time somewhere else

some people are just born to fail

I should probably end it all, but I'm too unmotivated for that even

>>55384897
I would rather use technology for pranks and merriment than as a career.

I'm doing pretty gud.

In fact good enough to know that this guy has a shitty oversized suit or with fucked up arms lenght and width.

>>55384897
7.5 inches up your mom

>>55385483
That's pretty small

very.

;_;

I'm a financial analyst at JP Morgan so I can't complain, my life's turned out well. Getting a merc c class coupe this month.

I'm 3 classes from being done with my CS degree. Have four offers ranging from 45k-120k on the table. Between the 3.8, the internship, and the undergrad research I might even be able to go to a nice grad school.

Feels good man.

Is post college life all its cracked up to be /g?

>>55385494

Seems pretty normal for a vagina, unless your mom likes a shoulder deep fist in her.

>>55386662
>Have four offers ranging from 45k-120k on the table

hue hue hue, delusional college people.

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>>55384927
>some people are just born to fail
>I should probably end it all, but I'm too unmotivated for that even
Holy shit are you me?

>>55384927
>>55386696

This world doesn't have space for everyone anons. But you can go out and make that space.

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>>55386714

>>55386734

:'3

He bites his fingernails and there are way too many accents on that jacket.