is that a pirated windows and pirated software on your computer?

>>55293324
Fuck off

>>55293324
F u officer i need to see a warrant

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>>55293331
Calm down, Ricky.

>>55293324
I fucked your bitch
And i use gentoo now piss off

>>55293324
No, it's ReactOS.

AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED

Are you detaining me?

>>55293396
NO, YOU ARE BEING SHOT

>>55293398
Maybe. What do you think?

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>Hello we are Microsoft's loss prevention team. Can you please show me proof your Windows 10 copy is legitimate?

>go to jail for torrenting
>data caps
land of the free
>lmao

>>55293396
[ TAZER INTENSIFIES ]

>>55293571
BRAIN DAMAGE IMMINENT!

>>55293324
>but my pc is broken officer
>virus encrypted all my files

>>55293655
good one

>>55293457
o-o-o-ok

>>55293655
is there a way to make LUKS on LVM say some ransomware "your PC is locked, send bitcoins to..." instead of "Please unlock sda5" when it boots?

>>55294069
You may configure grub to silently launch winblows partition with genuine ransomware. Or just change plymouth/usplash theme.

>>55293324
GET A WARRENT

>>55293571
I watched a lady get tased a few months ago in a similar situation.

>"YOU WONT TASE ME YOU WONT TASE ME DO IT TASE ME DO IT HUH COME ON FUCKING DO IT"
>gets rekt
>sues border patrol