Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we

First for dinosaurs

>>55235982
I ate my dogs poo once

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Hey, what do we have here ?
Could it be two never seen before products ?

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>>55236018
Well, yes it is !

>>55236018
Thats a big dildo anon. Are you sure it will fit?

fuck off, commie shill

I bought that 15usd Chinese backpack that's linked here a bunch, it's kind of small and not made for grocery shopping, it's nowhere near my old 32 liter backpack. Is there a setting I overlooked, a secret compartment, a hidden limiting strap?

>>55236027
www.aliexpress.com/item/Blackview-A5/32681618422.html

and

www.aliexpress.com/item/nice-tent/32668892401.html

>>55236031
I'm such a huge faggot that it would fit but it's not a dildo, it's a tent.

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>>55235982
>>55236060
Nice Thread name you dumb fuckface.

>>55236074
I remember back in like 2005 my first post

>>55236045
>phone
Packaging nice, 0.7A charger, cable, in-ear that I won't even try, nice clear silicone skin.
The phone is nice, snappy. Screen is OK, everything werks (Wifi, 3G, GPS, screen rotation), phone is low tier but better than potato. Sound is low quality but workable.
Android is 6.0, little to no bloatware (and removable), international ROM.
Will see about battery but honestly, it's awesome value !

>>55236027
>Mediashit 1gb ram 2000mAh
what the fuck are you doing?

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>>55235982
How do you guys feel about Beats replicas?

>>55236109
>Beats
Probably as good as the originals, which is still shit.

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Fake common projects came in today (from taobao) along with a few other things. Fit well.

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>>55236092
42€ and will be plenty enough for my mom
Potato picture

>>55236122

fuccboi

>>55236109
why buy a replica of a shitty pair of cans in the first place? just get some superlux or takstar headphones for insane price to quality ratio

>>55236109
They may sound better than the originals

>>55236124
Getting dogshit for your mother. What a ungrateful pos are you.

>>55236122
More pics and a link please TY.

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>>55236122
w2c nigga

>>55236109
A dude I know got beats fakes with neato wooden case for 40€ and they sound better.

How will Brexit affect my ability in the UK to get chinkshit? Am I fucked lads?

>>55236175
Right now? Yes. In a few days? No.

>>55236045
>Tent
Very nice. Advertised at 1.8kg, is 2.0kg, acceptable.
fabric is nice and waterproof (I tested), though at this weight, it's very thin.
Build quality is very good, I look forward to test it in real conditions.

Note : It's packed very tight, be careful opening it. It poped on my blade and now there is a cut in it, I'll have to repair it. Fuck me.

>>55236131
Because I'm a fucking faggot and even though I know they're a meme I wanted to buy them. Plus they genuinely sound pretty good.

>>55236186
>It poped on my blade
*it pooped on my bladder

>>55236148
She has a nokia dumbphone, no big budget, doesn't like touchscreens and a bad habit of breaking electronic devices but still want a smartphone.
A 42€ shitphone will do for now.

>>55236193
too soon.

>>55236199

Get her a semi decent phone with a sturdy case

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>>55235982
>thread title is in the name section
>sparse news section
>no mention of /csg/ radio
>no link to the previous thread
>spelling errors all over the OP
>all the news stories are things only total newfags would find interesting

RIP /csg/

>>55235982
Does anyone have experience with those shark cards?

>>55236208
Honestly this phone is decent, everything is OK, the only question remaining is the battery life.

>>55236229
More than just a meme, they're great for the money.

>>55236255
Thats what I've read too. Got a couple of 64gb ones coming in the mail.

>>55236247
Did she touch your special place or something? It's a all around crippled phone. Keep trying to justify this to yourself. Be a bit more grateful and buy here a at least a z5c or iPhone SE.

>>55236227
>/csg/ radio
Who thought that faggotry would be a good idea?

>>55236284
shut up, it was cool

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>>55236284
>bitter butthurt parasite still mad

What are some FUN things to buy?

>>55236316
parasite?
still?

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/csg/ newfags can't into this

>>55236349
Is there a recommended site for making custom titpads?

>>55236282
I have the phone in my hand and honestly, I'm amazed by the value.
It's fully usable, no more no less. Don't expect to enjoy listening music on it, don't expect to take amazing photos, don't expect it to last several days on battery. Other than that, it runs android 6.0, apps work, screen is good, build quality is good.
What is your problem ?

>>55236349
audible laugh / 10

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>>55236122
>>55236157
>>55236160
This is the specific one I used.
https://world.taobao.com/item/527747559123.htm

You can find others if you just search 小白鞋 on taobao (it just means any generic white sneakers).

I asked the seller if he could produce one without the gold text, and he replied instantly asking for my size and saying he'll check with the supplier.

Gearbest started giving me 40 points now for reviews with pictures

How?

>>55236399
Did you have to message the seller in chinkspeak or did he understand English?

>>55236602
I speak Chinese, so I wrote to him in Chinese. Google Translate should work fine. The good thing about TaoBao is the quick response time the chat has and the ability to customize your stuff.

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Got my IR thermometer today, been measuring the SHIT out of some temperatures

Build is good, has an illuminated display for those times when you have measure temperatures in the dark, you can toggle between C/F, you can toggle the laser on or off.

If you have a need of measuring the temperature of surfaces without touching them then this is a big product 4 u

>>55236669
Link?

>>55236676
http://www.gearbest.com/temperature-instruments/pp_218366.html

>>55236687
Thanks!

>>55236669
Is it accurate?

>>55236704

It tallies with a couple of other thermometers I have but they're chinese shit too

What are the good chinaphones to look at that works with T-Mobile 4G in clapistan?

>>55236743
w-what...

>>55236743
Do you think attractive people like that look weird to chinks? Like what is handsome to them?

Is it having the biggest collection of chink produced garbage?

>>55236811
Do chinks even reproduce sexually?

>>55236743
Thinking with logographs can really fuck a man up.

>>55236743

is that Gerard Butler? do you think we should tell him he's in an advertisement for low-cost Chinese baby monitor cameras?

cheapest place for 64gb sharks?

>>55236914
Check alli and gearbest. The price changes daily.

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no regrets

>>55236951
the microphone shows up to me for 3.23,did you use a coupon or something?

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Got my Zircons today. Any anons who use foam tips with them wanna share if there is a decrease in sound quality, the tips they came with are too big for my left ear canal.
Should I buy the Xiaomi hybrid are they good?

>>55237016
nope, nothing
btw, check here: http://www.gearbest.com/other-musical-instruments/pp_355850.html

>>55237054
people use different sizes for each ear?

>>55237054
The hybrids are really good.

>>55237062
thanks anon i was on ali my bad

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>>55237091
for some reason my left ear canal is tiny and the only good thing that comes from it is that I never have to clean it, but I've never had in-ears that fit they usually pop out in under 5 min. The right canal is normal and takes any size.
Bonus pic of the package the Zircons arrived in from aliexpress

Got a VR set for $25.

For mostly porn/anime while I'm in bed.


>http://www.gearbest.com/virtual-reality/pp_328356.html

Hopefully its usable enough for my $25.

>>55237141
im waiting on my zircons too,dumbass /csg/ decided they are garbage a week after i ordered.

what do you think of them?

>>55237160
>dumbass /csg/ decided they are garbage
Yeah, no, don't listen to them.

>>55233107
Do we have someone who bought the Netac P500 64/128GB to make a useful chinky comparison to stick it on the wiki?
Or even the MIXZA TOHAOLL Colorful Series...

>>55236399
Xiaomi shoes?

>>55237091

only wonk-eared mutants

>>55236669
I got the some one. It became utterly inaccurate after six months.

>>55237261
oh no

>>55237279
please dont be rude.

>>55237261
They look nothing like the Xiaomi shoes
http://www.gearbest.com/home-smart-improvements/pp_264123.html

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>>55236743

>>55237054
Owned both.
Hybrids are better. I'm waiting for the Joyroom E103 to make a definitive comparison.

do you guys utilize coupons and discounts in other avenues in life?like food,clothing,or going out?

>>55237335
>going out

those are words I haven't heard in a while

>>55237335
No

My Mom uses them when she buys me tendies though.

>>55237288

nah bro don't go crushing my temperature acquisition dreams there mate

>>55237160
I can't say yet since the 3.5 on my HTC is dead, but once I get home I'll see what they can do. I got them for the bass since I plan on blasting some drum and bass in my skull and my k271 are too light on the bass

Where can i get cheap chink usb chargeable lighter kinda tech related. Delivery to the uk aswel

>>55237158

Looks fucking awesome

>>55237414
just type chargeable lighter in aliexpress,how lazy can you be

>>55237387
10/10

Anybody get any Chink speakers? Need some for my new PC.

>>55237462
Cheap lepy amp + bookshelf speakers from Goodwill.

Anyone got any info on the Thorfire c8s? I'm looking for a light with a lot of throw and it seems to fit the bill.

http://www.banggood.com/ThorFire-C8s-Upgrade-CREE-XM-L2-900LM-5Modes-Cycling-Outdoor-LED-Flashlight-p-1047993.html

If no one here has any experience I'll order it with my next paycheck and see how it does.

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Comfy Reviews anon here, thanks to everyone who listened to the radio show/podcast last night. I was so nervous about it I was drenched in sweat by the end but I think we did okay considering it was thrown together last minute. We've uploaded the first episode on Soundcloud here:

https://soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio

We've decided on a rotating cast and next week Awful Reviews will host episode 2 with his own panel. The podcast should be every Thursday night, but if plans change, someone will post to let you all know.

Thanks again for listening and we'll be back next week!

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Not really tech related, but my cousin wants some soccer shirts, wanted to buy them in store, but they were 90 to 120 euros a fucking piece, best chinkshop to buy some fakes? My cousin isn't too bothered about it being fake or real, it just has to look qualitative.

sup senpai, want to get in on some chinkydink action, anyone know a good e-mail provider that doesn't bother me too much with security update/ question shit? I'd like to create an acc for chinkshopping that's not connected to the rest of my shit

>>55236188
i wouldn't be surprised if the internals were made by one of the companies the other anon mentioned. how much did they cost you?

>>55236669
I've got that same one. Its pretty goddamn great for occasional temperature measurements. Wouldn't recommend it for serious engineering tasks

>>55237462
cheap $1000 worth receiver from goodwill for <$20
and
cheap $200 worth speaker from goodwill for $10

Gearbest is not giving Gb points for Android review anymore

Thank you for contacting us.

It is my great honor to serve you.


Thanks for your good reviews for us and we are happy to see that.

We are sorry I cannot know what we can help you.

I'll be grateful if you can tell us your issue in detail.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.


We are at your service, please feel free to contact us anytime.


Best Regards
Winnie

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Yea it came.

>>55237987
unbox that mang!!

>>55237160
/csg/ didn't decide they are garbage.
We're just very split about them.

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>>55237987
Its one of the most recommended chink items. Its real too cheeked the code.

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>>55238029
The sound is realy good. The bass boost is not for me but its probably good if you like bass.

Are there any good chink calculators? I assume the answer is no.

>>55237967
You're not meant to say "I have reviewed your site, give me good boy points" you numpty. You're meant to just ask if there is anything you can do for them to earn some good boy points ;-)

>>55238061
Yes, most Chinese people are pretty good at arithmetic.

>>55236669
>>55236704
>>55237288
>>55237840

It has no adjustment for thermal diffusivity. It's fixed to 0.95 for sure - a good threshold for measuring anything made of water, organic matter or polymers (plastic, food, ice, wood, rubber, etc.). Its precision (usually ±1°C) makes it unsuitable as a medical thermomether substitute for measuring body temperature.

>>55238073
https://m.reddit.com/r/funny/

>>55238061
What kind of calculator are you asking about?

>>55236000
trips confirm

To the anon getting the magnet in the old thread:
>>55237549
How strong is the magnet? Do they find the correct direction quickly?

>>55238113
>m
seems like you are the redditor here, phoneposter

>>55238061
They don't even make them in china, as they don't need them

Give me something to buy, quick!

>>55238115
Scientific. Maybe graphing if I can get a cheap on but I really don't need the graphing function.

>>55238134
Yeah, let me just pull out my laptop while I am walking on a side walk. Great idea anon. Although I should have switched to the desktop version of the site.

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Not exactly chink shit, but when will non indians be able to get the $4 phone? Might be interesting just to fuck around with.

http://gadgets.ndtv.com/mobiles/news/freedom-251-maker-says-2-lakh-rs-251-phones-ready-will-launch-cheapest-hd-led-tv-853073

Chink/italian (rayban/persol) sunglasses: a bunch of anons bought them, rite? which are the proper vendors on Ali?

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>>55237654
A-a-anyone?

>>55238178
http://www.gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_235633.html?utm_source=mail_api&utm_medium=mail&utm_campaign=special.0623&eo=3av24xvmocxgmhsq&email=b2t8ZnZqLjExNEBob3RtYWlsLmNvbXw3MDY5

According to some people here you need something like this to open boxes or letters.

>>55238202
when they are going to make more than 2 units most likely.

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>>55238062
don't take me by an idiot please

FUCK WINNIE

>>55238180
>scientific
Nigga a TI-30 IIX is thirteen fucking dollars on amazon. How cheap are you that you seriously want to buy a chinese knockoff of a thirteen dollar item.

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>checking tracking yesterday
>says its in cincinnati
>cantwait.jpg
>check this morning
>see pic related

>>55238338
Extremely cheap. I like to get <$10, maybe <$8.

>>55238370
Find a copy of your local ads and clip out a coupon for staples or whatever equivalent office supply store you have in your area.

I want to see what my cat's up to when I'm not home. What's a good cheap action camera? Xiaomi Yi?

>>55238288
You stupid fuck you just asked them the basics about points, now ask about their promotion program.

>>55236349
Is that desk from IKEA? Looks like mine.

>>55238198
>going outside
>ever

>>55238528
Iktf but you have to step outside of your comfort zone anon. I just started forcing myself to leave my house even when I don't need to just so that I can get comfortable with being seen.

>JJRC H22 on sale again

Should I?

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reposting my question:
Anyone got the vernee Thor? Considering it for my wife, also have 31 USD on gaybeast refunded. Also, anyone with the oukitel k4000 pro ? Don't like it's 20k antutu....
On the other hand i might wait for the redmi 3s
Anon posted that the thor has kinda bad build quality, scratches, get's hot, and FP doesnt work well.

But I'd like some more opinions.

>li brand sunglasses shop

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while i was having my operation, 2 new things arrived! guess i better start opening them

>>55238659
DO it

>>55238665
NOW!

>>55238556
Bacj off, it's mine. all of them.

>>55238621
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55102753#p55105985

>>55236282
dumb nigger

>>55238202
This is a confirmed hoax/scam.

It's a Chinese phone with the brand tippex'd out. They just want that sweet pre-order dosh.

Poo in loo.

>>55238659
2slow

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Did anyone ever have something delivered by Magyar Post from gearbest?

It's been a whole week and tracking still shows "Item data received"
Are they actually sending it to Hungary first?

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>>55238659
package #1: fappan eggs

>>55238735
Are they re-usable?

>>55238757
They are meant to be single use but people say you can get 5 or more out of them.
The top of the egg is intentionally made thin so it breaks easily.

>>55236759
>What are the good chinaphones to look at that works with T-Mobile 4G in clapistan?

I heard that one of the Xiaomi Redmi 3 phones work just fine on T-mobile, since they "unofficially" support the 4g bands. By "unofficially", I mean that they used the specs of one of the Previous Redmi 3 phones, but since they changed the chip set in it, they forgot to list all the bands it supports.

>>55238735
how much were they and link? also review of how they feel?

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second package: storage bag

>>55238731
fuck you im going as fast as i can

>>55238757
not sure but i'll reuse it a couple of times anyway

>>55238732
It's probably the same deal as with a lot of us where the Chinese don't really give a shit about tracking so you just have to wait.

>>55238735
>buying chinkshit to put your penis in
How much do they cost? Do you need lube?

>>55238855
Just wash it.

And if you run out of lube, use mayonaise

>>55238868
Every chink order I made so far updated with "Item received from customer" or similar when the seller actually hands over the item to the post.
I've had gearbest orders delivered by Belgium Post and those had tracking to Europe and ended with "Tracking ended, expected delivery in 4-10 days".

>>55238239
check on Aliexpress, ask sellers directly.

>>55238870
You can use spit

>>55238659
explains >>55238735

>>55238552
Thats healthy. Humans need some Sun rays a day.

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third: xiaomeme power bank

>>55238868
>>55238847
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Top-Selling-Male-Masturbator-Silicone-Pussy-Egg-Sex-Toys-for-Men-Vagina-Real-Pussy-Pocket/32606266502.html

>>55239008
Now plug the cable it comes with in both ends, if the charge light turns on you got chinked and got a fake.

>>55239008
This is the 10,000mah one?

Ordered a couple days ago.

>>55237654
>>55238239
iOffer might be better. You could also try messaging stores on Ali to see if they carry them.

I remember a while back hearing that this store was the best to buy fake jerseys from, but I'm not sure what's up with it currently, and I'm not sure if they sold soccer stuff.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/512754

>>55239008
If you get a Chink tablet get one of these powerbanks. Extends the battery life when in use. So good.

>>55237641
>Awful Reviews will host
Terrible idea

>>55236038
Also the main straps are a bit short, the backpack sits unusually high for my taste, or is this normal for these kind of backpacks?

>1st world problems

>>55238982
I used spit on your mom.

-t dad

Seller shipped my item 10 days after I ordered it.

How many stars do I give them for shipping speed?

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packet 4: lots of stickers

>>55238988
this guy gets it

>>55239044
yeah

>>55239040
its real

>>55239092
I'd say wait until it comes in to decide. But I would give no more than 3 personally.

>>55239127
What's the aluminum like on a power bank? Comparable to Apple's?

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>>55239127
Did you do it or not?

>>55239044
Ordered one either. What about the anon some breads back who said it's actually 6000mAh? Kinda worried since then.

>>55239149
sounds like a way of shortcircuiting the thing, this is a comfy thread

>>55238029
>>55238050
How much was it?

>>55239127
Those stickers are very faggoty

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>>55239161
Real ones are protected from that shit so it detects being plugged into itself and won't do shit, fake ones have fuck all protection and are tricked by it.

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number 5: some cute 64ohm earbuds

>>55239149
no because of what >>55239161 said

>>55239147
bretty gud, im not familiar enough with apple stuff to compare though

>>55239127
Those stickers are cringy. Reddit-tier. Terrible.

>>55239254
>cute
Those are the worst looking earbuds I've ever seen.

>>55236282
It's /csg/ here and not a gay forum. So fuck off with iPhones and be friendly, pissphone.

>>55239208
65$. And i used the 4$ app coupon to make it 61$.

>>55239247
Even if it's a fake one, you may not want to fry it.

>>55239127
Are you going to sticker-bomb something?

Those stickers are pretty cringy.

>>55239258
>>55239235
yeah they're not great, i cringed when i saw the anonymous one

>>55239312
It'll do that on its own if its a fake. Doing this doesn't short circuit a real one.

>>55237158
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BVr1Ona7BU4
>is very good
I'm sold

>>55239341
Does someone on aliexpress just sell "stickers" and you get a random batch of whatever the chink working at the sticker factory managed to steal?

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>>55239328
>print off white rabbit stickers
>place them at interesting locations
>post on /x/
>???
>profit

>>55239388
Isn't that the kindergarten that was an NWO pedophilia rape center or something according to /x/? Full story? Did anyone ever find out?

>>55238621
I ordered the matte black folding li brand fashion sunglass and they were shipped yesterday. How long did shipping take for you?

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>>55239254
>I-it's real I swear

You were warned.

>>55239410
Yeah I was following the original threads and remember it quite well.

Anons were investigating fake shipments from China related to the owners of the sketchy daycare when everything was hushed up. Never did get a conclusion. (afaik).

>>55236399
>no numbers on the side
how much did they cost anyway?

>>55239414
Sounds like an adventure for Anon

>>55239460
I'm sure that rebbit eventually picked it up and went too fucking far

>>55236282
Wen u dunking your cookie and part breaks off, disappearing below the surface of the milk, never to be seen again. Liek if u cri every tiem

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last one. i still have 5 pairs of headphones on the way, hopefully they come soon

>>55239269
i guess you havnt seen too many then

>>55239372
no idea

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Got chinked on the usb cable, it's 1,5m when it should be 2m and the output is only 0.5A

>>55239504
Reddit has to ruin everything. Lame.

Is the 4$ AliExpress App Coupon still available? How to i use it?

>>55239537
Are those Piston Colorful or whatever they're called?
How do they sound?

>>55238868
Eggs come with a packet of lube.

>>55239464
It's about $30 without shipping. The package weighed 1.1kg according to my forwarder.

>>55239536
>no idea
YOU LITERALLY FUCKING GOT THEM IN THE MAIL?! DID YOU ORDER THEM OR DID THE CHINKS JUST PUT THEM IN FOR 5 STAR REVIEWS?! STOP BEING SO FUCKING CONFUSING

Isn't gearbest the website that pays reviewers to give positive feedback?

Anyone want to buy a slightly used chinktab? Cube Talk 9x, main reason I'm selling is because a windows one would be much more useful for me. 32GB model, willing to sell it for 3/4 the price of a new one, already flashed a ROM to remove the spyware and shit.

>>55239639
im just not so sure chill

>>55239641
Yes. Put mostly they don't pay direct, they give you up to 2,50$ in Gearbest Points for a review.

>>55239610
Piston youth I think, the 9$ ones
They arrived yesterday, amazing sound and build quality for the price. Better than my old 60$ Sennheisers and miles away from the Philips She3590 I've been using. Probably gonna buy more of them

>>55239639
calm down m8, i bought them off ali for £2.50. sorry if im not being clear, the anaesthetic still hasn't worn off

>>55238239
I dunno if they have jerseys and shit, but I'd check the stores in the everythingaliexpress blog, almost all the sellers are fashion replicas of some sort, got a couple pairs of adidas shoes from sellers I've found through here:
https://everythingaliex.com/2016/06/07/sellers-guide/

>>55239537
>usb cable
>the output is only 0.5A

>>55239686
Oh right, sorry. I forgot about the surgery

>>55238239
>>55239704
Seller 39 and 55 in the list specifically list jerseys, but I'm sure others have them if those don't have what you want.

>>55239641
They only pay you out in points, which are useful yes but not to the point where its actually bribing people into making positive reviews for products.

>>55239607
Do you have it? You have to get it form the app. And its for 30$ or more.

>>55239639
5 seconds to find them
http://aliexpress.com/item/the_fucking_stickers/32603035399.html

>>55236669

Got this too. Useful for cooking (check oil temp for popcorn for instance)

If you're one of those people who think making coffee is some sort of art form you can use it to check water temperatures and stuff.

Sometimes I use mine to see if my coffee is cold enough to drink without burning my tongue.

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>>55239708
it's actually 0.8A now, still shitty tho

>>55239656
>>55239740
I remember reading somewhere that a person who gave a lot of reviews got messaged by the website staff and told him that he would get free stuff in exchange for positive reviews on certain products. I'm not sure if that was gearbest or not.

>>55239804
Okay, so he knew that the stickers would be cringeworthy? Was he fucking high when he ordered these?

>>55239160
It's 10000mah at 3.7v. so if you calculate it, at 5v (usb) it's around 7000mah, take out conversion and you're left with what you get. It's normal, xiaomi power banks are very good if you have original.

>>55239765
Seems that the coupon promotion is over. AliExpress's tutotial didn't help :(
1. Download the AliExpress app and sign in
2. On the main page click on the coupon banner
3. Follow the instructions and get your coupon

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>>55239765
Seems that the coupon isn't that useful anyway. Just buy 2-3$ stuff.

>>55239040
Original one blinks if you press power, fake ones stay on. Fake one has much lower capacity, fake one has bad quality (the LEDs leak and the material is plastic not aluminium). Also bad quality in the back, blurry image about the 10000mah and other info.

>>55239896
Cant he use a magnet to identify if its metal or plastic?

Any Canadians here?

> order redmi note 3 pro.
> be cheap and don't do DHL hoping to avoid import tax
> singpost free? sure.
> phone gets to Canada in 4-5 days - AWESOME!

Well it's the 24th now and it landed in Canada on the 2nd. Canada post stopped doing tracking for this sorta stuff.

I called canada post a few days ago and the lady told me exactly what I already knew - it's been in Canada since the 2nd but she was unable to tell me anything more. It was suggested a case/ticket be opened, only the shipper has to do it, receiver can't.

Normally I don't care that much, shit takes time and i'm patient, but I sorta really need a new phone since i'm using a lender that lags so much you can't answer calls fast enough (wtf android you had one job)

So yeah. The only good I can make of this whole situation is that once 60 days elapses I get my money back. a Canada post strike is looming and might happen on July 2nd so maybe....

I gather someone was saying how singpost was getting screwed at the Canadian border or something.

Moral of the story - DHL stuff that you need fast / fuck canada post.

>>55239536
Do you have a x1 and could compare bass?

>>55239824
i probably was desu senpai

>>55239896
More:
My fake one has xiaomi.com written on it, original has mi.com

My fake one had bad usb cable, the ends are kind of rubbery, which you could damage with sharp items, original has nice smooth plastic and feels durable.

Of course the best way to check is with the security code on the package. If it's not there, it might be fake.

>>55239937
I'm living abroad and have been ordering stuff into Canada to pick up when I'm home briefly in July. If this Canada Post strike happens it's gonna really fuck up my plans. Also annoying that Canada Post doesn't display status of foreign-posted registered mail even though they have this information. Fuck they suck.

>>55238735
Now I got the point of these Eggs. Will the AliExpress Eggs give me penis cancer or are they orignal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV_d1JbAL0&oref=https%3A%2F%2

>>55239985
where'd you buy the fake? Why not just order from GB?

>>55239937
>he actually picked singapore post

I once had a few packages that were shipped by singapore post and they took 2-2.5 months to arrive to my place.

By the way DHL is bad too because they jew you really bad with taxes and customs but they are pretty fast.

>>55239915
Actually it seems like fake one is metallic too, not really sure (it has a few marks from wear and if I hold it in my hands, it feels as cold as original). But the edges are badly cut, the original has smooth edges.

I got refunded from my fake one though, will test with usb charge detector if it works properly though. It only charges 50 percent of my 2000mah battery, so it's very shitty.

>>55239998
Was a fool, got it from eBay. Fully refunded though. I only recently discovered GB.

>>55239968
i don't im afraid

>>55239992
pretty sure they're fake, they were like $2

>stuff I order from GB takes about 10 days do arrive, shipping is free and bypasses customs
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>55239008
>putting your penis in ANYTHING you order from China

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>>55239008
>>55239992
lel

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>>55239656
>>55239740
I found it.

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Has anyone else here won anything from the BG slot machine?

I got a Shield tablet that didn't come with a charger, and all of my chargers are too weak to charge it quickly.

Any recommendations? I just need something at 2.1A but wont explode.

>>55240130
Its not uncommon for them to send items to video reviewers. Banggood and Gearbest have done this with quadcopters too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1VVGgKVwzw

>>55240022
>By the way DHL is bad too because they jew you really bad with taxes and customs but they are pretty fast.

yeah that's the entire reason I went with the free post.

I didn't really have a option on the carrier though - it was the 'aliexpress' logistics thing.

That part that kills me is that it's in Canada. It's not like singapore post is just slow as fuck and threw it on a fucking canoe and hoped for the best - like it got here fast.

So I really don't understand wtf.

>>55239988

> Also annoying that Canada Post doesn't display status of foreign-posted registered mail even though they have this information.

The part that confused me is I called Canada post up and the lady didn't know anything more than me - I thought maybe they were just being dicks and keeping it internal to try and get folks to shell out for tracking but if they can't even access it internally that's just stupid.

>>55240258
How do you know that it's in canada?

Can anyone recommend a Windows/Android dual boot tablet? Chuwi Hi10 looks really good, mainly for the large bezels for comfy holding. I loved being able to hold my ipad 2 from anywhere without having to mess with the touchscreen.

>>55239411
dunno, around 10-14 days to Austria

>>55240319

Tracking, the way it works is you can track all the way to your country and then it gets handed over to your countries postal service. (well least in Canada)

So it's up to Canada post to provide tracking inside Canada.

Daily remainder that Gearbests warehouse is in "no longer EU" fuckhole.

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>Your Order has been closed
>Dear Anon,
>Thank you for shopping on AliExpress !
>We are sorry to inform you that we have to cancel your order for security reasons. To make sure your transaction is secure, please provide us with documentation by clicking My Appeal for further verification.
>When we receive your documents, we will verify them within 3 business days. If the documents are valid, you can reorder on Aliexpress.
>We apologize for any inconvenience, and thank you for your patience and understanding

they literally want my papers.
should I wear a fucking armband too?

>>55240708
How large was your order and how many orders did you make so far?

The snapdragon rom for the redmi note 3 on the website is the qualcomm global right?

>>55238678
what's the scam behind a 4$ phone?they are gonna rape me through it?

>>55240675
UK is still EU... for now.

And it was non-binding either way

>>55240782
>And it was non-binding either way
poor anon...

>>55240732
they cancelled 3 things
>$1.44
>$9.42
>$16.89
I also bought a few more things that they haven't said anything about, but I now expect to get a cancellation email for them.
total amount purchased = $57.77

I've never seen anything like this
they want a picture of my drivers license
AND they want a PICTURE of the credit/debit card used
I think that might be illegal

>>55240859
Thanks Jack Ma!

>>55240859
>>55240708
I don't know what the fuck are you guys doing to get these notices.

I'm from a third world shithole and haven't got any issues to buy with my third world shithole credit card.

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is this a vendor rom or is it clean?

Can anons give a Redmeme Note 3 Pro link which ships to Germany or Turkey (Turkey preferred)

>>55240708
Maybe you had different IPs because of Proxy/VPN? I had some similar with eBay.

>>55241002
I don't use a proxy or vpn
the only thing I can imagine is that I ordered too many things in one day

don't know what I'm going to do, because I don't want to send them a picture of my license and I sure as fuck don't want to send them a picture of my credit card

Anyone have any experience with chink MIDI instruments?

>>55239077
>>55238959
>>55239704
>>55239728
thanks

>>55240859
>>55241019
Eh i'd submit them because you're dealing with Alibaba, not some random mr. Wong.

>>55240859

I got this shit when trying to setup alipay and complete all the steps - they want all this identification crap. I just gave up since alipay works fine, I just can't use it as a global payment method like paypal.

It's probably related to some law in China.

I have never had this problem on Aliexpress though. What country are you from and what credit card company do you use?

How many orders have you made from aliexpress on this account? If you have only ordered a couple things and it's a new account I bet it's a anti fraud thing to deal stolen credit cards being used with new accounts and ordering a bunch of shit super fast.

I wouldn't send them anything. Especially not through email.

If you do cave and send a picture of the card just make sure you blur everything but your name.

>>55240951
it's clean

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>>55241001
>Germany or Turkey (Turkey preferred)

>>55241019

Credit card is fine - just blur out all the numbers and only leave your name visible.

I would be more uncomfortable sending my license personally.

>>55241019
I wouldn't want that too. You should contact AliExpress and explain them and if that doesn't help make a new account.

>>55241082
>make a new account
then it's going to get blocked again because it's the same card

Any new 10 cent stuff to buy?

>>55241093
True. Do this >>55241071 and only send a Credit Card with every fucking letter blurred except your name. But first contact them.

>>55240748

I know it's a stupid question but I'm incredibly tired and just want to be sure I'm not going to brick it
The special edition rom is throwing me off

>>55241142
>>55241082
alright I'm gonna send them an email
it can't hurt to try
I'll report back

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What could this package contain? the Shark is a curious animal.

>>55241185
For what reason...

>>55241185
ruizu?

aesthetic edition :^)

Is the a chink version of this http://www.hellonomad.com/products/carabiner

>>55241185
Music fedora

>>55241214
I'm cringing

>>55241185
UNA VELA

>>55241185
THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOUR PACKAGE

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It's a Redmeme 3 Pro.

I think about buying the Redmeme 3 Pro or 3S Pro and i'm from Germany.
What is the best site to buy from, if you're from germany, preferred where i can order the phone, a case and a tempered glass film alltogether.
EU Warehouse preferred, tax/import/shipping costs are retarded in germany.

>>55241296
>white

>>55241055
thank you

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For those who missed it, we uploaded our first episode of the /csg/ live cast on soundcloud!

If you wanna hear 3 guys talk about chink shit for an hour then here it is:

https://soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio

So I'm looking for my first smartphone and I think I have narrowed it down to the Oukitel K6000. Are there any other phones under $200 that I should look at? I want good battery life but also good speed (hence why I chose the K6000 over the K10000).

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>>55241214

>>55241352
no one here is going to recommend anything other than the xiaomi redmi note 3 pro

>>55241352
The Xiaomi Redmeme Note 3 Pro 3GB+32GB got a price cut, shit is only $180, why better than those no name brands.

>>55241300
Gearbest is good. But it's currently out of stock in EU warehouse
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308823.html?wid=1

>>55241367
the absolute madman

>>55241371
>>55241375
20 seconds

>>55241300
You can get it from Germany, but it costs 60€ more than from China. Maybe not stupid if you want to avoid taxes.
http://www.ebay.de/itm/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-PRO-5-5-Zoll-3GB-Ram-Snapdragon-deutsch-Silber-NEU-OVP-/191905326826?hash=item2cae72e6ea:g:WQcAAOSwzJ5XYYL-

>>55236364
does it lag at all in basic things like opening apps, viewing facebook, switching between apps etc or no? I'm in the market for a cheap temp phone

>>55241367
Wow, this is brilliant.

>>55241367
10/10

>>55241300
Top-one on Aliexpress with DHL shipping.

>>55241300
from EU you have powerplanetonline and vayava, price is higher but they give you 2 year warranty and it only takes 2 days to arrive to Germany

>>55238029
Link?

>>55241351
>doing it on a thursday
Could you please do it on a friday/saturday so us wagecucks could listen in?

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Nature Hike Cloud UP 3 tent review.
www.aliexpress.com/item/out/32668892401.html
(This seller's shipping method is FAST, like 8 days fast, they also include the mat to use the tent without the inner tent).

Quality is very good, material waterproof (tested in my shower), OK to pitch if you've already pitched that kind of tent, bag is roomy.
The only "downside" I see is that it's very thin. That's the tradeoff for being that light.

Note : don't be a faggot like me and take care not to rip the fabric opening the package.

>>55241352
K6000 has the same SoC in K10000( MTK 6735). you need the K6000 Pro (MTK6753).

>>55241423
It's not laggy at all, it's surprisingly fast.
The sole GB of ram may limit heavy multitasking though.

>>55241450
struts look feeble

>>55241382
Gearbest had some flash sale that i missed, guess that's where their stock went..
Hope they get some more.

>>55241437
>Top-one on Aliexpress with DHL shipping.
What's about customs/taxes? I read that with DHL you have to pay some extra because DHL jews on you.
I don't really want to spend 200 for a fucking redmeme.

>>55241449
friday it is.

>>55241472
it's not generally an issue on this kind of tent.

>>55241499
You pay for the DHL shipping, but they guarantee no custom fees, since they first ship to Europe and only then to you.

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/csg/342812_32597684693.html

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>>55241499
wrong image:

>>55241505
Thanks senpai

>>55236109
>Buy beats by dre replika
>Hey anon can I try your cans
>Sure thing
>Wow they sound awesome
>one week later faggot is with beats by dre cans
>man I think mine is defective they sound bad. where you got yours from?

>>55241561
This image exactly and also some people on /g/ who allegedly paid addional shekels because either germany or DHL.

Is Xiaomi Mi Router the best cheap AC router?

>>55241561
Me again. Another somewhat related rant is that the R3P costs 150 and the RN3P 152....
Why on earth is the R3P so expensive.

>>55240772
They take your order then never deliver it because it doesn't exist

>>55235982
Where is the best place to order amps and dacs like fiio and smsl?

>>55241300
Got mine from xiaomiforsale.com, they have a warehouse in Czech Republic

>>55241715
you can find fiio and smsl stuff on amazon, i get my stuff from ali though as you can jew them down a bit

Can someone advise me on a cheap amp ?
I'm keeping it under 20€.

>>55241846
headphone amp?

Can't fucking log on aliexpress, what the hell is happening? Is it just me or are their authentification servers fucked up?

It's urgent, there's plenty memes I need to buy.

So I recently got into the whole /csg/ meme after yesterday. I've purchased a shit ton from Banggood alone yesterday, as well as cellphone stuff from Aliexpress and other tools and gadgets. I can't thank you guys enough.

My question right now is, I'm considering about doing the reviews and videos, not so much for free points but because I'm already running an existing youtube channel with about 2k subs. Would it be a good idea to start shilling and try to argue for their programs to get free gear for reviews? Or would I have to be bigger?

anyone bought one of those remee lucid dream mask clones from ali? It seems like a neat concept for like 21 euro, but I'm kind of iffy on how it's supposed to work.

>>55242001
Put it over your eyes, and after a set time, lights start blinking and wake you partially.

Boom, lucid dreaming.

>>55241872
Yep, as long as you can amplify the bass & treble I'm fine.
I'm still pretty new with amps so I don't really know the difference desu.

Rimmaren, snälla svara.

How's the non-english support in MIUI / xiaomeme products?

>>55241961
Gearbest and Banggood both have good programs for youtube reviews

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New thread here
>>55242051
>>55242051
>>55242051
>>55242051

>>55242018
Does that work? It seems like bullshit.

>>55242030
I dont think you'll be able to find one with bass/treble controls for that much. i've seen some with a bass boost but not with a treble control

if you can live without those i have a xduoo xq-10, it warms the sound up a little but not too much

>>55239008
You have an 'app' key on your keyboard. What is it for?

>>55242063
Well it's more likely to cause sleep paralysis than lucid dreaming, though both are just different terms for "partially being aware you're sleeping". But yes, it works, that's how various states of awareness while dreaming, as well as sleep walking, is scientifically studied.

But it works better when it triggers it at the right time when you're deep into a dream cycle, which is the case when you're a test subject, otherwise you just have to make a guess about it.

>>55240175
link

>>55242090
Thanks, I'll check it out.