I have had this daffy duck mousepad for over 15 years and have

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I take my cock out and slap it out on the desk, hammer it flat, and use the mashed flesh for the pad. Honestly it feels so good having chunks roll under my g502 gamer mouse its almost as good as a textured razer mousepad. Feel that gristle roll around. It is truly other worldly!

>>55209968
Put it in the microwave. It will sterilize it and it no longer smells. Works with sponges too.

>>55210454
Yeah fucking right lol

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>>55210396
fuggin ebin

>>55210454
Ive actually done this with my old steelseries mouse pad, it had this nasty rotting flesh odor i couldnt get rid of and i soaked it in water and dish soap and put in the microwave and it doesnt smell

>>55210454
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>>55209968
You know what I do when my mouse pad is stinky beyond repair after years of use?

FUCKING BUY A NEW ONE

Although tbqh I haven't used a pad for ages, bare wood does me fine.

Heh. Wood.

>>55210834
Enjoy your arthritis

>>55210834
But OP want's a Daffy Duck on his mousepad.

>>55209968
Put it in the freezer overnight. I've heard people do this for stinky sneakers. Might help, couldn't hurt.

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>>55210906
how exactly is wood going to give you arthritis? if anything the mousepad raises the surface of the mouse and consequently your wrist, making it more likely to give one arthritis. unless i'm missing something.

my entire forearm sits on my desk, and so my arm stays flush/level with the desk.

Why the fuck are you smelling your mouse pad? I am sure my smells like death but I am not about to find out.

get a square or rectangular piece of glass and some fabric.
wrap the fabric around that piece of glass.
best mouse pad you'll ever have. If you bother to pre select the fabric for maximum comfy/slide/grip balance.

just get a custom mousepad with furry porn on it from honk konk

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>>55209968
have a (you) for awesome mousepads. I use pic related.

>>55211156
Heard something similar, but additionaly they told me to put the sneakers into a plastic bag and tie it up.
Something something bacteria creates the smell something something can't survive without air and in a environment this cold.

Any biologist care to confirm or proof otherwise?

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>>55210454
now if only my chair could fit in the microwave

>>55209968
>tfw only always had boring mousepads from my dad's company

The fuck is wrong with you that your mouse pad picks up a stank? I've been using the same generic Staples mouse pad for 12 years and it smells vaguely of handsoap and dust.

That said, I loves me some fuckin' Daffy Duck and I hope you can find a way to sanitize it without destroying it.

>>55211602
It emits from the mousepad, and if your hand is ever by your face its gross

>>55212112
Its called being a hardcore gamer and never washing it