I have a Windows tablet. All of a sudden it's asking me

give it back juan

Give it back Marquise

>>55167347
Give it back Mohammed

>>55167374
>>55167366
>>55167360
This ain't a bootleg I had this shit for 2 years out of nowhere it asked me

>>55167392
sure thing jamal

>>55167412
Man fuck you nigga, shit. This seems like a glitch according to Google. Thanks for nothing shithead.

>>55167478
next time read the sticky

as if being a botnet isn't enough windows is not also ransomware

>>55167512
Oh please like you shitheads have anything better to do

You would have to factory reset the whole device. It will delete the encrypted device keys and reset bit locker. Yes your data is long gone

>>55167575
.............. Or he could just grab the recovery keys from his onedrive account
Well well well memers, seems like the botnet might save the day.

>>55167347
looks like one of your "friends" thought it would be funny to turn that on.

"hey look, he left his tablet logged in. lets mess it up."

stealing is wrong, mmmmk?

>>55167954
Except you would need the password to do that.

>>55168191
not really considering default UAC settings - still remember when they actually were set up to smth that was worth it in long shot in Vista but idiots forced M$ to change default settings to lower values, bleh

>>55167392
>>55167478
>>55167555
wasted those trips tyrese. stealing is bad.

>you shitheads have anything better to do
my config files could use some editting.

>>55168371
Okay I was wrong in that part. But oh my fuck, what the hell MS?

Give it back Tyrone

Give it back Lúcio.

smash it