>be me >switches to dvorak for ergonomics >tries to

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>be me
>switches to dvorak for ergonomics
>tries to press ctrl-c
>nopenopenope.jpg
>realizes trackball doesn't have scroll
>Extreme Tux Racer is missing packages
>can't find them anywhere
>30 day free trial has ended
>ohno.gif
>tries to get it off the pirate bay
>only has windows version
>downloads it anyway
>Wine fails to run it
>finds missing packages
>infinite make errors
>tries forums
>no replies
>tries to dual boot windows
>no secondary hard drive
>blames bill gates for my problems
>calls him a cis closed source white male
>identify as Gentoo from now on
>prays to tux and GNU
>fap to them when I play Super Tux Cart
>call myself a gamer
>Nevergolf is life
>Resident Evil will never compare

And thus begins the day of your average Linux user.