/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for kingdian

>>55114311
what software or website is this?

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Please talk me out of this

>>55116750
it's literally the file name

>>55116757
Remove the chinken

I ordered the Vernee Thor, my first chinese phone. Scared af desu.
Looks great on paper, but it seems when you look at their forums that there's a lot of lies (not quick charge as advertised, no gorilla glass 3...)

Anyone got front camera samples btw? Couldn't find any.

>>55116776
didn't see that,
I should get some chink prescription glasses

Link for kfc shirt please ??

How do I minimise the chance of Duty Tax on a £300 order to UK from Gearbest?

Also what problems are associated with the Xiaomi Mi5 64gb in black?

>>55116438
the one i bought isnt listed anymore, but if you search for 3d printed jumper you should be able to find it

>>55116757
Should have got 9 c sd card reader

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>>55116792
>>55116830
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Hot-Fashion-2014-Mr-gugu-miss-go-3d-three-dimensional-loose-sweatshirt-kentuckey-kfc/1882897820.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.2.8M2bsM&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_507_10040_9871_9875,searchweb201603_3&btsid=0c834a88-65ab-4739-b38a-b40d4ca1e918

nvm found it

/csg/ was a mistake

Best tablet under 120 for reading pdfs?

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$100 package arrived today, marked as "gift", no taxes
>mfw

It's a Hikvision DS-2CD2432F-IW network camera.

Will review later.
Have to configure a firewall first. 99% sure it will phone home, like most Chinese IP cams

>>55116857
Thanks so much

>woke up at 12:30
>postman came at 12:15
>can't pick up package from office until 2

ree

When will this general die?

>>55116757
But stuff over time like presents

>>55116986
When people get bored of cheap shit

>>55117011
So never. We just need to get more people buying non-meme items.

>>55116986
when amazon and ebay start doing free worldwide shipping

I need a magnetic plate that I can bolt to my wall to keep my keys, is CS the answer?

>>55117021
we can start with sharks

sharks are just shitty samsung chips that couldn't make the cut and got sent to the chinks
they WILL die on you

>>55116706
Isn't the rabbit supposed to be male?

>>55117048
Neodynium (sp?) Magnets on aliexpress

>>55117063
My shark died last week. Fucking chink shit.

Hey familia, I'm thinking of ordering the Redmi 3s Pro. It looks like GearBest is probably the cheapest for me. Any place cheaper? I'm in America so customs tax probably doesn't matter.

Also, should I hold off until more reviews come out or just go for it?

>>55116757

>bluetooth speaker with sucker

You're a sucker already

>>55116869

Teclast x80 pro probably because of 1200p and the $80 price tag

>>55117226
>GearBest is probably the cheapest for me
Nevermind about that. It doesn't seem like they sell the pro (3GB RAM) version there.

>>55117330

They sure do, moffuga

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>>55117357
Link me? I'm not finding it.

>>55117226
The reviews should be fine since the only change is an updated processor. It would probably increase battery life. But whatever 3s model you buy now is in presale and there is no saying how long it will take for each vendor to get stock and post it out to you.

>>55117417

Note 3 pro bro

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> say you're a youtuber
> get free shit

>>55116706
A lot of you anons are buying new phones, so I'm assuming the people with new phones have old phones laying around, yeah? Could anyone spare a phone for a fellow anon? I just need something to hold me over until I'm debt free. Can't buy one right now. Throwaway trip, in case someone wants to reply to me about this.
>tfw no phone
>tfw no /csg/ on the go
;--;

>>55117417

why would you want that piece of shit?

Just get the Redmi Note 3 Pro

>>55116782
You US or EU?

>>55117517
If you're in America, there's a government program for free cellphones if you're low income.

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I paid 50¢ for this, but I would pay $5 just for someone to take it away from me right now.

It responds to all noises and it won't stop. I took it out of my room and into the common area, but it responds to the TV so I had to take it back to my room. Probably going to chuck it out the window before the night is over. fuck this stupid piece of shit

>>55117614

what's dat

>>55117614
kek

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>>55117478
A Note 3 is not the same phone.

>>55117556
It's a new release with a new processor and I'm in the market for a new phone.

>>55117614
rape alarm?

>>55117614

Stick it in someones car, or on it. Tape it to someones car.

It's an alarm that you're supposed to whistle to activate, but it activates off of everything.

>>55117614
What even is this?

>>55117587
I'm not low income, there's just a lot to my situation. But I'm not really into posting sob stories on /g/
>someone pls help

>>55117639

>$30 less that note 3 pro
>you get worse screen(720p vs 1080p)
>you get worse processor(snapdragon 430 vs 650)
>you get worse camera(13mp vs 16mp)
>you get less ram(2gb vs 3gb)

Good goy

>>55117684
What phone carrier?

it's a key alarm for lost keys
you attach it to your keys and it beeps and blinks when you whistle or yell
except this little shit nugget just beeps and boops forever unprovoked until you can't fucking stand it
It always finds a way to beep at the worst moments, like during an emotional scene in a TV show, from a mid-shit grunt, from a sigh of frustration because this shit won't stop
fucking

>Bought 16GB of RAM for my memepad because it was $46
>what the flying fuck do i do with all this ram
Help
Any ideas aside from killing myself?

I do this every fucking time
>>55117687
>>55117687

>>55117713
>he fell for the 16GB of RAM meme

>>55117482
To whom

>>55117710
T-Mobile is the company I have service with. My previous phone is trashed, but my SIM is active for another 2.5 weeks I think

>>55117718
No really, what can i do with all this ram.

It was an impulse buy because a single 8gb stick is like $50 over here, $46 for two was neat.

Could resell a stick i guess.

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>>55117718

>>55117713
Install ppsspp and pirate psp games?

>>55117741
Sellers who want more people to buy their products. I messaged a few replica phone makers to see if I can get a free S7 clone to review.

>>55117711
Does it beep when it hears itself beep?

>>55116757
Post a review of xiaomi batteries when you get them please.

>>55117557
EU, frenchfag
Why?

>>55117808
Pretty sure you don't need 16GB for that

>>55116782
Very same like umi iron great phone but auto focussing is shit in camera . you have to press the screen to make it focus properly. Other than that its very good

>>55117864
Intriguing

>>55117920
If autofocus is the only matter, then I'm reassured. I generally like to focus myself anyway as stupid as it may sound.

>>55116706
well I'm off to sleep. if anyone wants to contact me about possibly donating an old phone, my email is [email protected]

Anybody got any good chink shit lockpicking stuff? E.g picks, pick guns, etc

>>55117031
>having to pay for fucking po box to buy shit and be sure i will see it someday
im not sure if be glad of living near the frontier

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It's a DAC/amp combo. It cost me $58. Sounds great and feels very high quality.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/feixiang-DAC-2015-X6-febre-HiFi-amp-USB-digital-coaxial-DE-fibre-decodificador-DE-audio/32410721374.html

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i wonder what this could be

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>>55109711
Asswipe chink wants me ro change dispite reason.

>>55118186
There is NOTHING mini about that behemoth.

File a claim, thats misleading advertisement.

>>55118200
Looks like roofing?

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>>55118200
it's the wrong photo that's what it is

let's skip the unboxing and get to the good stuff

>>55118200
corrogated metal sheeting for like a roof or something

>>55118201

>implying chinks understand english that complicated

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>>55118212
size comparison with the H22

this thing is much smaller than i thought it would be

>>55118186

Why not just buy a cheap mixer from Amazon? What's so special about this one.

>>55118221
Hey, I't my native tongue either , if you do international trade, you could try to understand.

>>55118202
Well, it has Line out, Colaxial in and optical in at the back so it needs some space for it obviously.

It's only big if you're a little girl.

>>55118239
>What's so special about this one.
It's just like any other DAC/amp combo. It was cheap, looked nice and I was curious about the whole external DAC/amp meme so I decided to try it.

>>55118235
>2 white
>4 black

>>55118273
did you test it yet?

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>>55117128
Exactly what I needed.

>>55118327
Yeah, I have it plugged in.

It sounds good. It uses the CS4398 chip as DAC which is Cirrus Logic flagship if I'm not mistaken, 120dB SNR.

Also it requires it's own power brick so it should be able to push some relatively hard to drive headphones. Sadly, I have no such headphones to test.

>>55118282
So you know where the front is

>>55116757
Make a review about the Bluetooth speaker (I'm mainly worried about bass resonance).

>>55116871
Ordered from gayboys or sandniggerexpress?

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Reporting the battery life of my chink Smartwatch, 22hours, about 55% battery left, I guess 3 days would be possible if you use it without a SIM card.

Also asked the crappy 100m rangefinder seller for a full refund plus $7 if he wants me to send it back, or the full refund and I will keep it.

>>55118512
Why do you have a sim card in your watch?

>>55118512
Ya te vi negro

>>55118549
I'm testing it, so far no complains, maybe the speaker could be louder.

>>55118557
B-but I'm not a negro!

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>>55118512
>Telcel

Good goy negro

How can I remove the Android partition from a Teclast X80 Pro tablet, to keep all the 32gb for windows?

>>55118627
>$5.25 USD / 25 days ($100 pesos)
>300MB
>Unlimited SMS
>Unlimited call
>Normie apps 1000MB
Recommend me a better plan, you moran.

>>55118723
Thats better and way cheaper than my plan here in the Glorious U S of A.

>>55118723
Also with actual good data connection and call quality.

>>55118723
¿How it's your plan called my amigo?

>>55118723

>mfw here in romania i get 30 gb 4G internet for 4.5$

>>55118744
Amigo Sin Limite, and the data is saved for your next month if you didn't use it (I rarely use more than 100MB per month, since I'm like 90% of the time at home)

http://www.telcel.com/personas/telefonia/amigo/tarifas-y-opciones#!paquetes-amigo-sin-limite

>>55118773
Thank you so much

>>55118773
>Plan
>Amigo sin límite

Pinche pobre friendlesss

>>55118773
$100 pesos have been deposited in your saldo amigo de telcel

>>55118876
Whats that? Thirteen cents?

>>55118870
I don't see why would anyone need more than fucking UNLIMITED calls and SMS, and whatsapp use like 2MB per day.

>>55118773
>90% of the time at home

get a job beaner.

hop that fence before it gets any larger hombre

Thoughts on this?

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_367070.html

>>55118900
worth about 25 GB points

>>55118918
>Calls
>Sms

It's not longer 2006 compita

>>55118940
Go back to facebook.

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I'm an Absolute Madman

>>55118940
>Dies trying to call an ambulance

>>55118998
>Not using Siri to call an ambulance

I'm pissphone now

>>55118900
Like 6usd

>>55118971

way to waste money faggot

64gb is the best value for the money

>>55118971
Are you going to start breading grounds?

any chink ps vita memory cards?

>>55118971
They aren't fucking pokemon

>>55119090
>>55119059
I'm drunk but I'm still dying of laughter, thanks

Anyone got any cheap chink grill recs?

Also who's your favorite chink grill

>>55119062
Yeah any info about this?

>>55116782
https://youtu.be/Rk2Wcgi1G-E

A small update on the GPS trackers I bought. The one that worked from the start is still working. The other three which I thought were dead, had an angry chink spirit trapped inside, since all I had to do was remove the cover and they started working.
Still waiting on my Zircons to arrive, tracking says they arrived in Bulgaria on the 9th hope they fit in my ear canals.

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Is it worth buying clothes off Aliexpress? I really need formal clothes and don't want to spend hundreds of bux on something I'd wear just once or twice.

>>55119278
Apparently the tailored suits are actually really good.

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Should I trust Jenny, or dispute because they sent me fake tracking codes.

>>55119352
Patience. Chinks always say they ship something before they actually do. What happened is they said they shipped it, gave a fake tracking number and then hoped you wouldn't pay attention until they shipped it for real.
That said, if they haven't shipped it in 10 days that's when you should start getting suspicious.

>>55119297
Thanks anon, I'll check them out

>>55117614
kek, going to buy that for my friend.

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any ideas for cheap shit i can put on my desk at work? anything to do with science / chemistry or anything that looks cool I guess.

>>55119758
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_232672.html

>>55116757
gearbest will ship your order after a year

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>#1 and #2 fake casio watch won from ebay $1~1.50
>#3 aux cable won from ebay less than a dollar
>#4 and #5 not csg goods but i mentioned datacolor spyder and color chart from B&H Photo before
>#6 another 3.5mm to 1/4" connector from ebay around $1
>#7 and #8 1/4" to 3.5mm that feels heavy and another more 2Pcs but feels very light around $1 for each piece.

>>55116757
Do not buy one of those suction vise, they are horrible even a "good" brand Bessey one. Just remove it right now you are throwing away good quadcopter money.

>>55119297
You can buy a tailored suit off Ali? I am very intrigued.

Before I go to bed are there any good new flash sales on GB I should grab? Trying to get a good stream going so I am not just dreading a 25 day wait.

>>55117897
Nothing that's an issue for you euros, the Thor doesn't support US bands. Also make sure you get a case and some protective screen for it

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>>55119758

Havent been in this general for a while now, where do i get cheapest Xiaomi Pistons 3 (if they are still the best?) ?

>>55120095
They are the very best.
GearBest has them for a good price.
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_231055.html

>>55120095
I agree with the post above. I don't know if Goldenears have Piston Youth / Colorful graphs.

Essentially the same but slight channel mismatch.
www.innerfidelity.com/images/XaiomiPiston3YouthEdition.pdf
http://www.innerfidelity.com/images/XiaomiPiston3.pdf

>>55120193
>>55120206
Yes, I have also bought these pistons.
Very good sound. I rate 5/5. Suggest buy.
GearBest had very fast delivery.

Just ordered a KingDian S180 60GB SSD. Will see if it's worth it.

>>55120221
>S180
>60GB
no

>>55120193
5 euros for Xiaomi Piston 3's? What is this Colourful edition?

>>55120221
>60gb
Dun goofed

Only the 240gb S280 is decent.

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>>55120233
>>55120246

What "no"?
I asked thousand times if Kingdian SSDs are ok and nobody said something bad. Only the S100 are bad.
Just fuck you.

>>55120276
>19€

Oh kek, it's probably great then.

>>55120276
only the s280 is confirmed good. Others have shit controllers.

>>55120290
>>55120293
Okay, will see. The reviews on AliExpress are mostly good. 90% 5/5, 10% 4/5.
If it will be shit I'll ticket the shit out of gaybest.

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>>55120276
>60GB SSD
what's even the point?

>>55120293
Has anyone been mad enough to try out the 480gb version? I've only seen the 240gb one really talked about.

>>55120347
Want to make an old Notebook useable. Just for fun.

>>55120363
I'm contemplating grabbing a butt load of the 16$ ones of gay best and making an absolute madman raid array

>>55120422
Do it if only so you can make it into the /csg/ news.

>>55120347
if you have a pc without a SSD, 60gb is enough for an OS

So Xiaomi Piston 3 for 15euros or Original Xiaomi Piston Colorful Starter Edition Earphone for 5 euros?

>>55119352
It's not a fake tracking number.
They got a number from the shipping company but didn't give them the parcel yet.
Get used to it.

>>55120526
Xiaomi Piston 3 for 15euros

>>55120526
what's the difference between those? been considering which ones to get as well.

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>mfw 20+ items on the way
>mfw I was supposed to be saving up money

My latest Paypal payment was sent to "mini" [email protected]
My other payments went to [email protected]
There was 1-2 days ago another guy who wondered about this.
But it's legit. Gearbest has a "representative of Gearbest on Reddit" who said so. Lel, wonder why we don't have such a representative. Do you think the gearbest chinks lurk here?

>>55118507
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/English-Version-IP-Camera-DS-2CD2432F-IW-V5-3-0-Support-POE-Network-WIFI-Camera-IP/32493397580.html

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>mfw all this shit has lead paint
>mfw alzheimers

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What's a good 2/4 battery charger model or brand? Nitecore? Not sure I would listen to that.
This is for my nimh enerloops of course

>>55119758
Tenda Egg

>>55120589
I always sanatize everything I get if that helps.

>>55120572
>Do you think the gearbest chinks lurk here?
>>55120193
>>55120206
>>55120217

>>55120572
Yeah they'll sometimes make knock off threads when the old one dies. You can tell a chink imitation thread when they use Chinese instead of chink in the title and lazily copy/paste the previous threads news.

>>55120589
Alzheimers comes from aluminum not lead

>>55120628
sanitizing doesn't eliminate heavy metals or organic solvents

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/GOESTIME-2000mAh-Power-Bank-Originality-Charge-Treasure-Emoji-Mobile-Power-Charge-Treasure-Soft-For-6s-For/1379664_32676829244.html?sdom=2874.274179.218162.0_32676829244&request_id=20160617024212045-0

fuck xiaomi, this is the true best powerbank

>>55120839
>2kmAh
Why bother?

>>55120734
>aluminum

you mean heavy metals faggot

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B28/20 available on special edition Taiwanese RN3P:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/4ocswn/redmi_note_3_special_edition_has_band_20_lte/
http://mobile.mi.com/tw/note3/#specs

do i choose Tracking number+ €1.76?
Do i Add Shipping Insurance to your order ?

>>55120734
what do you suggest we do about it? stop buying canned goods?

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Look who came in the mail! It's everyone's favorite communist bunny :D

>>55120895
Cum tribute please.

>>55120860
What are you gonna pay? Wich country? I don't take Insurance under 20$ and for some shipping methods do you get a shipping number for free. (Belgium Post for Europe's.)

>>55120845
Normie powerbanks are always that size because their iPhones basically run on watch batteries

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>>55120895
And the whole Xiaomeme collection

>>55120929
:<

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>>55117711
>>55117869

>>55120874
this isn't the 50s, metal cans have an inner coating that avoid direct contact between food and metal

Xiaomi Piston or Rock Zircon

>>55120984
Piston. Zircon are a dead meme.

>>55120563
THIS. whats the difference?

>>55121000
One sounds good, one sounds like shit

>>55121029
Gearbest doesnt have Piston 3's no more. Any alternative link?

>>55121036
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-Xiaomi-Piston-3-Earphone-2015-In-Ear-Earphones-Wire-Control-Mic-Top-Quality-for/32325252883.html

Just ordered a tablet from gearbest.

What if I wait a month or so and claim i never received it? I don't have to sign anything anyway with the local post office

Could I chink the chinks?

>>55120572
I'm that guy, good to get some sort of "confirmation" that it's all good

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thoughts?
I mainly ordered it because I know it works 100% with Nexus Player.

>>55121053
fuck it, already ordered one for 5euro. Will try and see.

>>55121057
Its tracked you dumb cunt
Also you'll get blacklisted if you do it a few times

>>55121057
max wait time is 2 months, if you dont get your tablet by that time you get a full refund.

also kill yourself poorfag, dont buy anything if you are poor.

>>55121070
From Ali? oof. There's like a 10% chance those are real.

>>55121084
nah, gaybeast. this one

ttp://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_231055.html

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>>55121079
>browses cheap shit general
>gets mad at poor people

Rock Zircon 5/5 star review on Audio budget and Mrwhosetheboss from YouTube recommends them against his $1500 Shure SE846 and Chord Mojo/Hugo.

Piston 3s are ancient /hpg/ memes.

>>55120984
Forgot to quote >>55121123

>>55121072

tracked how?

we assume it arrives at the local post office.

I always order at my workplace, so the postman just drops them off here. A secretary signs for everything

>>55121098
>That pic
Can I buy them? Or are they prohibited?

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Which is the go to shop on Ali for fake ray bans now? I've had some arrive today and was gonna buy some more but that chink has stopped doing them

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Earbuds just ain't doing it for me. I give up. So it's time to get some portable hipsterphones.

What are some okayish really cheap(I'm talking REALLY cheap) ones? Audio quality is not much of an issue really. As long as they are sort of comfy.

Mostly I will just use them on my walks.

>>55121167
What country are in? They are in pretty much every garden centre in the uk

>>55121057

Not a bad idea.

How could we do this

>>55121205
you realise all packages are tracked, it costs them nothing but it ensures you dont chink them.

>>55121195
India

>>55121057
>>55121205
>trying to chink the chinks

top lel

it's your funeral

>>55121222
>open the package carefully
>take out the goods
>glue the package together again
>start filming
>open package
>oh no it's empty!
>dispute and get free items

they will blacklist you pretty quick, but hey, free stuff

>>55121243
Man, this sort of thing could crash the whole Ali market if enough people started doing it.

How am i meant to prove to a seller that the earphones i bought are broken? do i just make a video and hold them up to the mic to show they dont play anything?

>>55121222
Not him, but I've gotten refunds on stuff I've ordered that haven't arrived after like two three months(not just from chinks but from loads of online stores, Amazon included), and a lot of time the items still end up arriving to me, a few weeks after I've gotten my refund. So essentially I get them for free, and nobody has ever done anything about it.

Maybe I've just been lucky. I'm starting to think my countries post office are pretty shit.

>>55121265
That might work, to be honest I don't think most sellers are gonna argue that much with you, they don't want to lose out on those sweet sweet five starts.

Well, I guess it depends on the price as well.

>>55120968
Is that a Redmi 3? If so, how do you like it? How's MIUI 7?

>>55121243
>>55121264
you really think the Russians and Chinks havn't tried to scam ali and gearbest before?

There's a reason gearbest for example takes photos of the packages before. They will have evidence that the package had legitimate content, such being weighing the package before sending it.

Give us a review of how well chinking the chinks will goes.

>>55121265
if you paid though paypal open a complaint.

Honestly, if you argue, they will refund the price.

>>55117092
I don't know but it's kinda hot

>talking about chinking the chinks where it's known they are lurking

>>55121280

Could this work for a $80 tablet?

How should I do this?

>>55121362

baleet the thread

>>55121299
Yep, Redmi 3. Just updated it today to MIUI 8 and I really like it. It's a shame it's stuck on 5.1 but I guess it won't take long for an stable CM13 ROM to appear. In any case, MIUI 8 revamped the whole battery management app and now it has some greenify-like features enabled so you really don't miss doze from 6.0 and unlike most OEMs, at least they base their ROMs in the latest security patch from Google. I'm on June patch right now so it's not bad at all.

>>55121096
For 5 euros they ain't real

>>55121363
I have no idea. The stuff I've refunded have at max been about 10-15 bucks or so. Mostly books.

Not really much to it for me. Order item. Item haven't arrived for months, well after the expected ship date(for Ali I've waited until the buyer protection is about to expire), claimed I want a refund because no item, gotten refund, a few weeks later item arrives, enjoy item and money.

>>55121408
GearBest does not sell fakes.
They are authentic version.

>>55121193

Looks like a ripoff of the AKG K451. You should give them a try and tell us.

alternatively, you can check Ali for Marshall Major knockoffs - supposed to be quite comfy

>>55121390
How did you install MIUI8 ? Sorry, might have missed any news/updates from the last days.

>>55121439
Oh that was just some random image I found of google.

>>55121421
You mean knowingly sell fakes

>>55121446
China dev ROM (so only Chinese/English), just released this morning. AFAIK Xiaomi.eu just released their MIUI 8 version as well.

>>55120968
>not a Xiaomaymay laptop

You've got work to do

>>55121458
>>55121421
You can always use a QR scan app to check the QR code attached to the earphones. If you get a happy mitu, you know they're legit.

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>>55121467
ty

>>55121390
>>55121446
>>55121467
How bloated and botnet is MIUI and Xiamoi phones anyways?

Is it essential to get a custom ROM on those thing like with HTC phones?

>>55121486
i'm on miui 7, perfectly satisfied
too lazy to root too, maybe just for adaway

>>55121421
>>55121408
It's the "colorful edition" aka youth edition. They are cheap because it's their budget version and not one of the /csg/ recommended memes.

will a chink usb bluetooth adapter give my computer SARS?

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>>55121537
Forgot link

http://www.gearbest.com/usb-gadgets/pp_114309.html

>>55116706
Why is that rabbit thing have a vibrator? Is it a boy or a girl?

>>55121563
rabbits don't have gender constructs

Any good chink electric bikes / electric scooters?

Or will they literally explode and kill you?

>>55121486
It's an acquired taste desu. They're bloated but all extra apps (chinese services mostly) can be uninstalled as they come in /data/. It's also designed to work even on ancient phones (from the 4.4 era) with just 1GB of RAM so the RAM usage scales well but maybe they're a bit overzealous with background task killing (you can manually tweak this though) due to this.

In any case, you have the option to install the Xiaomi.eu custom ROMs. They're based in the China dev ROM but tweaked to european tastes/expectations of how does Android work, fully translated and completely de-chinkified. They're a little bit lighter in the RAM side as they don't include most china-centric services.

>>55121585
Mitu a boy

>>55121596
Those balancing hover boards?

On the other hand does anyone have a folding mini A-frame fold up bicycle thing? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

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>>55121484
:^)

>>55121666
>white "women"

>>55121666
Am I going to get herpes for seeing this picture?

>>55121605
Neat. Thanks.

>>55121661
Nah, actual electric bikes and scooters. They exist out there, but nice ones are a few thousand dollars.

>>55121682
What?

>>55121689
No. Thoguh chances are you already have it.

>>55121718
>chances are you already have it.
This is /g/, not reddit.

>>55121722
I am aware of that

if you were looking for some knockoff wayfarers, these look legit

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-classic-Coating-Sunglasses-Men-Women-brand-design-pilot-Sun-glasses-oculos-de-sol-masculino-With/32635027073.html

Remember
There's a /csg/ sluts section.
>>>/s/16773193
If you encointer one in the comment/review of ali, gb, post 'em!

>>55121596
when i was in china i saw some sold for around 500 usd, but that was a few years ago
anyway i doubt you could drive that in a country with safety laws, they all squeak like hell when braking and im sure if you crash you are dead

>>55121661
Xiaomi makes one
http://xiaomi-mi.com/ninebot-mini/xiaomi-ninebot-mini-self-balancing-scooter-black/

Has anybody bought the James Donkey 007? This one here

https://bnc.lt/4Sug/TWph6wemhu

Any good? Shill reviews seem favorable

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Custom poster arrived. It's printed on some sort of plasticky cloth rather than paper. Print quality is decent enough for something of this size but there's a little bit of chromatic aberration visible on some edges.

>>55121843
>$65 on a mouse

>>55121882
>here's a little bit of chromatic aberration visible on some edges.
They're called Mr Men books, anon. Just because you don't like them any more doesn't mean you have to call them aberrations, colourful though they may be.

>>55121882
unless you're talking about lenses, you just sound like a fedora-buying cock-gobbling monster when talking about "chromatic aberrations"

>inb4 hurr durr its correct i want to sound special

I'm going to Shenzhen tomorrow. What should I buy?

>>55121882
+++ for the Roger Hargreave books!

>>55121967
Gas mask and clean water

>>55121967
everything

>>55121967
hong kong dollaroos
if you can find it, there is a soft drink from japan in glass bottles with a glass bead inside, it has a choke in the middle
its around 12 hkd and its amazing

>>55122028
That's called Ramune.

>>55121884

For something decent yeah.

>>55121948
'Purple and green colour fringing that looks exactly like chromatic aberration but I'm not allowed to say that' then faggot.

>>55121973
Mr Bump a best

>>55122048

>that piece of literal chink gay gaymer shit

fucking kys man

>>55121843
I doubt its worth 9-10x the original.

>>55122038
thanks, still not much use considering the price outside of asia but nice to know

>>55122028
You can buy ramune in chinatown
It's pretty good

>>55122028
I live next door to a Uwajimaya. I can get Ramune for $1. Though I prefer Calpico.

Contacted gearbest regarding shipping for an order I had made. They managed to reply only two minutes later which was impressive.

Anyway for anyone ordering from them the tracking information button in your account does not function correctly. They sent me this website: www.new.17track.net/en which worked.

>>55122140
http://www.trackitonline.ru/?service=track

Ive posted this website many times but this website can track all types of tracking codes, even ones that don't show up on gearbest websites

>>55122228
good project for a 15 y.o. I'm sticking with 17track

>>55119758
Newton's Cradle

why do all chinks call me friend

>>55122561
because you're their friend ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ

>>55122140
>>55122228
>>55122290
there is also a phone app called 17track
sends notifications about the changes in your orders
works great on my iphone.

>>55122561
curry niggers will call you sir.

that's called respect you racist white trash

>>55116706
Can anyone recommend a good tryphod? I ordere a chinck gorilapod on ebay and got chincked because the seller told me to keep waiting and I could not open a dispute anymore

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Just got my first shark, I'm waiting for the USB 3.0 thingy from ugreen though

Are those USB keyboard vacuums actually useful? My keyboards are filled with shit.

>>55122589
>Indians
>respecting whites
for now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

>>55122625
Remove the keys, it's cleaner that way

>>55122589
Currynigs will call you sir while ripping off grandma with team viewer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28k7uBDojb8

Linus was here goys.. Pretty sure 15 y.o. will find this general now.

It was good to be with you guys.

anyone here uses iDeal to pay for aliexpress? anyone had any luck ordering to a different address than the one your bank has?

>>55121550
Seems expensive. I bough this one on ebay, works out of the box on both windows and linux.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Latest-CSR-V4-0-Mini-USB-Bluetooth-Dongle-Wireless-Adapter-For-Windows-8-7-XP-/252178182735

>>55122761
I always order through iDeal. Can't you specify your address yourself though?

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>>55122561
There's a sort of duality between chinks being your master but also your servant and humble admirer. They're probably just faking it though.

>>55122728
Not gonna watch the vid, did he actually mention /csg/ or did he just fall for the chinese tech meme?

>>55122816
i do enter a custom address, it gives me a payment error as details do not match
could this have something to do with the fact im trying to order to finland? (bank is from NL)

>>55122728
xiaomeme is just testing the water for its US market expansion

>>55122827
he's fell for the tech meme. featured aliexpress in this one and the one where he compared the battery packs.

>>55122290
Do as you please Anon, i just checked a package that had no tracking on 17track there and it did show up with a status.

>>55122882
I doubt they'll enter the US market soon, even Sony is terrified of patent trolling and are launching their phones without fingerprint reader there. Most they're going to try is Eastern Europe or North Africa, the moment they try to enter a 1st world country they're going to get sued into oblivion by Samsung.

>>55121744
Chink slags general?

>>55122941
Bad quote, meant to point to >>55122874

>>55121967
Xiaomi Max and some rare Gentle Typhoons

>>55122761
Why not use paypal? It lets you charge your paypal account using ideal.

>>55121193
Try superlux

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Anybody with a Xiaomeme got a 128gb shark to work with it?

Mine keeps randomly unmounting no matter what format I try. I know SDXC is meant to be formatted as exFAT but iirc Android only works with FAT32.

It works fine on my laptop so I'm pretty sure the cards fine.

>>55121193
Superlux is pretty gud

>>55121906
I like your wit

>>55123033
no, the meme is 64gb max

>>55123033
What Xiaomeme are you trying to use it with?

>>55121065
i ordered one from GB and it's OOS, ordered from Ali and they told me to extend buyer protection by 20 days before they are waiting on stock

i just want one

>>55123078
Redmi Note 3 Pro
>>55123075
I know the specs say that, but isn't that because >64gb cards are SDXC which by SD standards should be exFAT?
I thought formatting them as FAT32 would it enable it to work fine.

http://www.archaeogeomancy.net/2015/02/android-storage/

>>55121181
they seem to shut down / get shut down before your order even arrives usually so i don't think you can consistently get the same place

i added my Oliver People's store from January on whatsapp and was able to msg them after they closed their store (but the guy sent me somewhere else that wasn't the same supplier so I dunno)

Will the customs bust me if I send them the fake invoices from Gearbest?

>>55123129
Delete the SD FAT32 partition using your PC so it appears to be a non-formatted brand new card and use the phone to format it, it should use whatever file system and block size is more apropriate.

>>55117330
>>55117226
>>55117417
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/csg/609089_32683963490.html

http://www.antelife.com/xiaomi-red-rice-redmi-hongmi-3s-3-pro-3gb-ram-32gb-rom-touch-id-qualcomm-snapdragon-616-1-5ghz-octa-core-5-0-inch-hd-screen-android-5-1-4g-lte-smartphone-gold.html?SSAID=986533

GB does not have it.

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Teclast X80 Pro vs Chuwi Hi8 Pro?

Both 8".

>>55123243
Tried that too and it does the same thing.
It works for a while and then randomly decides to unmount and then randomly remounts itself too.

Maybe the card is fucked, I wouldn't really be surprised if it was.

What are some cheap things under 5$ that I can buy? (watches/electronics/etc whatever)

>>55123561
>>55123561
>>55123561
>>55123561
>>55123561

New thread

>>55123129
no it's because the meme is 64gb max. maybe you can refund your shark though?

>>55120422
>I'm contemplating grabbing a butt load of the 16$ ones of gay best and making an absolute madman raid array
>an absolute madman raid array
build raid 0
as in "zero fucking reliability"


In other news, JD.com (aka joybuy) has a sale right now, including a bunch of chink shit for $1:

http://sale.joybuy.com/act/prh0NsBqye2kLa.html

http://www.joybuy.com/1132541.html (micro-usb cable)

http://www.joybuy.com/1099208.html (micro-usb OTG cable)

http://www.joybuy.com/873068.html (USB keyboard lamp)

http://www.joybuy.com/1130591.html (chink lego knock-off toy)


Got myself a microusb charging cable (the old one is almost destroyed)

>>55123614
According to GSMarena it supports upto 256GB but according to Xiaomi it only supports upto 32GB.

It's hard to tell what it actually does support because Xiaomi are probably saying that because SD cards bigger than 32GB are SDXC which is only meant to be formatted as exFAT, which Android doesn't support.

Formatting it as FAT32 should allow it to support upto 256GB, but it's only partially working.

>>55118723
>$11 USD / 30 days ($199 pesos)
>2 GB
>Unlimited calls for MEXICO, USA and CANADA
>Unlimited SMS México USA and Canada
>Unlimited normie apps (Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp including videos and all)
AT&T Unidos a tu manera 199

>>55123033
>>55123075
>>55123129
>>55123614
>>55123800
Android can handle any size microSD card.
It depends on your device whether it can handle 32GB+ cards, if it says 32GB max then and only then do you need to format to fat32.
If it says it supports 64GB or over, it should support all currently available cards.

It's possible Xiaomi is restricting the capacity permitted in software to remove liability if that fucks with their MIUI.