>tfw you'll die before we make contact and get to explore

Donald Trump will bring about the glorious /x/-/pol/ future. We will make contact with ayy lmaos and make allies with them.

>>55089586
Admit it, you're just in it for the kinky alien sex

>>55089616
My own wife won't even fuck me, why would a sexy alien?

>>55089626
Because the alien doesn't know you

>>55089626
Believe it or not, but because the alien is actually uglier than you.

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>>55089616

>dying simply due to age
Stupid meatbags. I am beyond such a pitiful death. You will have a chance join me.

>>55089586
American natives got to explore alien technology.

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>>55090572
It's pretty hard to deny ALL the evidence of ancient aliens to be completely honest

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>>55089616
Who wouldn't?

>>55090587
No, I mean European invaders were aliens and slowly but surely killed almost everyone.

>>55089597
half of nu/x/ hates /pol/
we need to make 4chan great again

http://www.cracked.com/article_23902_5-scientific-reasons-aliens-will-be-nothing-like-you-think.html

>>55090657
It really upsets me that articles like that exist.

>>55090657
Sides status: Gone

>>55090657
>won't be bone worthy
how do they know?