>all these hipster lolimadev memes Are mac developers

Know your audience, Tom. Be a people person. They know their devs, devs know their clients. It's all about image. Code comes second.

>>55054044

Honestly, there's so much crossover between the two markets, they may as well be one and the same.

>>55054044
>loli made v
What did he mean by this?

>>55054086
>Code comes second
What did you expect, Pajesh? For people to marvel at your fizzbuzz in Haskell?

>>55054202
moot's little sister was the one who made the /v/ideo game board all along

Who

/Buying new rMBP if it's announced and posting order screenshot on /g//

Here?

>>55054254
no. moot is the loli

>>55054339
>>55054382
Pre-event made is palpable already

Can't wait for post-event

>>55054446
10 per reply

Let me eat steak tonight, Tucker.

>loli made v
>lol I mad ev
>lol I made v
>loli mad ev
>loli ma dev
What are you even trying to say

>>55054460
Third bite

I'm gonna be full tonight lads

>>55054280
No but I'll be there for the lincuck salty grapes.

>>55054501
>>55054538
>>55054618
So fucking mad holy shit

>>55054642
>>55054654
Keep
Them
Coming

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>>55054044
I honestly thought this was some community event poster that's somehow related to WWDC.
But that's Apple's official branding for this WWDC.

it's dumb, but at least it's not as dumb as picrelated

>>55054280

> 4 usb-c ports
> no ethernet, thunderbolt, hdmi, displayport or dvi ports
> needing to buy a usb-c to hdmi adaptor
> no usb-c to ethernet adaptor
> no usb-c to thunderbolt adaptor
> no usb-c to dvi adaptor
> no usb-c to displayport adaptor

i'd rather buy the current model desu

>>55054714
Ffs does it not have a CD drive either??

>>55054723
>>i'd rather eat shit from my hands
That's a really bad habit you have there.

>>55054735

if apple wants to go all usb-c, it should at least provide the adaptors for those who want to do more than facebook.

apple literally recommends buying a usb-c to usb-a adaptor and a usb-a to ethernet adaptor should you wish to connect to a wired network.

>>55054797
>Wired network
>Laptop

>CATER FOR MY EDGE CASE!!


THIS is entitlement

>>55054810

> free wi-fi at starbucks and mcdonalds is all i need for my facebook machine

>>55054044

>ITT: poor man's rant

>>55054846
Personal hotspot, nigger.

>>55054044
holy shit apparently this is a real thing, just how retarded are these people? http://wwdc16-countdown.nano-cloud.org

>>55055182
What's the problem?

>>55054689
>Sad().stop()
>Not sad::stop()

>>55055182
>page this small requires jquery
>non-jquery code contains more comments than actual code
or is there a general purpose script they modified called appletimer for some reason?
http://wwdc16-countdown.nano-cloud.org/jquery.appletimer.js

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>>55054458
>lol
>I'm
>a
>dev
xD

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>>55055374
weird, looks compressed to me

>>55054231
i code legit tech support softvar in cobol for vindos

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>>55055444
makes it even weirder

>>55055577
Looks like a template

They're the same people. Seriously, the "web dev" community is at least 80%, if not more, Mac users.

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>>55057097

>>55054044
It's an event for developers. What do you have against it being marketed towards them?

>>55054044
People who develop exclusively for mac are generally pretty bad yeah.

I have to develop for several platforms so I have to watch this shitty keynote. Fucking hell.

>>55057134
This isn't marketing for developers, it's marketing for "code artisans"

>>55054689
>if (sad()===true) {
>sad()===true

i'm sorry, what language is this?

>>55054883
Slower connection speed, nigger.

>>55057935
java,
sad() is a method that determines sadness as a boolean. sad().stop() doesn't seem right tho.

>>55058171
> triple equals
> java

>>55054689
Are we gazing into the mind of pajeet?

>>55054689
>sad().stop();
>true.stop();

mfw