She's the CEO of Yahoo, but she's pro-Obama.
Would you marry?
of course.
she'd be ok being the sole breadwinner
>>55020286
NEET parasitic instinct shows up. What about no money involved?
>>55020321
I divorce and take half of hers, of course
>>55020273
No, being a good thing like being pro obama negates the bad of being CEO of yahoo, but isn't enough to win me over.
>>55020321
she's qt enough i suppose.
also >>55020325
>>55020273
If she were republican she'd be the perfect girl
https://youtu.be/mcSujceZDmg
>>55020358
>her face when golden parachute
>>55020273
>that laugh
>>55020273
she's alright until you hear her laugh
I'd bang her so hard and disappoint her in 8 minutes.
>>55020273
>She's the CEO of Yahoo
Nope.
>>55020488
>8 minutes
Don't kid yourself
>>55020273
Holy fuck. Yes.
>>55020273
Just for money (if Yahoo has any)
>>55020273
In a heartbeat
>>55020273
Only if she let me worship her legs and feet
>>55020358
was going to say yes but holy shit no that laugh makes me want to kill myself.
No because she doesn't look like that anymore, she's had 2 kids and aged 6 years.
>>55020597
It makes her even more hot tho senpai.
I wish I could have a threesome with her and John Chen. Then we'd run the BlackBerry-Yahoo empire of masterrace products. Googlodroids are disgusting inferior people.
Marry yes, let her run my company no
>>55020324
Not as bad as what razer does
i would let her peg me 2bh
>>55020273
Of course she's pro Obama. They're both affirmative action hires with no real world skills.
>>55020773
>not reading the question
>having a knee-jerk autism tantrum to literally the first sentence (probably didn't get past it)
/g/, everyone.
>>55020790
>>55020338
you think she's not Republican because ...?
>>55020488
I could disappoint her twice as much
in half the time, so she should bang me.
>>55020273
I'd rather cuck Romero
>>55021546
gah. why
i'd tell a shitty joke, she'd do that laugh and i would pretty much ejaculate on the spot
so probably not
>>55020273
Obama wasn't bad. Just a typical politician. Accomplished a whole lot of nothing.
At least she's loose enough for my twelve inch fuel rod
>>55020273
>pro obama
what does that imply?
she likes the BBC?
>>55020273
9 out of 10 would hostile takeover
>>55020273
would let her sit on my ball
>>55021434
...because she supports the Democratic Party?
>>55021546
That's a dude.
>>55021611
He's fucked a whole lot of people with his insurance thing and it's just going to get worse every year as the penalties go up.
>>55022139
It's not really relevant anymore. All the corporate assholes are jumping ship to the democratic party because the Republican party has caved in on itself. As far as I know she's religious , big on family values , and is a big supporter of free market capitalism. By all accounts she sounds like a moderate Republican.
>>55020273
She a dumb sjw. Yahoo had to pay her to get rid of her. They sorely regret ever putting a dumb sjw as CEO.
>>55022394
>He thinks a traditional Republican is any of these things
>Laughinggirla.jpeg
with those legs, I'd marry her no matter her political stance
gotta ensure good genetics for the kids
>[tech company doing badly]
>/g/: "MUST BE THE GIRL'S FAULT!"
>voice of reason: "not the previous CEO?"
>/g/: "N- ...NO!!!"
Never change /g/, never change...
Yes.
Marissa despite leading Yahoo in to failure is still the true queen of /g/
>>55020358
Wow, autistic as fuck.
>>55022558
You completely forgot the fact we had a bull market since end 2011 up to now. Any stock has risen since end 2011.
A stock performance isn't the best indicator anyway. Did you even look at the fundamentals of the company over the years she was CEO? Did their products do well?
>>55020273
Serious OP
She's fucking hot and she runs a company of course i would marry her.
>>55020358
This is glorious, wedding when?
>>55022609
>Any stock has risen since end 2011.
Not any stock has doubled in price.
Share price didn't start rising in 2011 either. It started rising... About a year later. Huh. What other events happened...?
>>55020358
Imagine if she didn't shave her face
>>55020273
I'd marry any girl worth 9 figures.
>>55020273
>pro Obama
>bankrupts own company
makes sense
>>55020273
didn't she fuck up Yahoo?
>>55020273
I don't know, what is she like?
>>55020327
>a good thing like being pro obama
>>55020358
I like it
>>55020358
finngolian genes
Fuck yes.
Do a Elizabeth Holmes version.
>>55022609
The Bull market was motivated my Marissa
>>55020273
>>55022568
leaked iphone nudes when?
any rule 34 at least?