Would you buy this toilet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46x ZWsD3yQ8

>>55020132
No

>>55020132
Why? The street is free.

Not for the $2800 price tag, no. Maybe if it cost a few hundred.

>>55021885
POO

shit in a hole in the backyard.

>>55021924
IN

>>55023343
POO

>>55023351
IN

This is what you call overdesignrd its a fuvking toilet it doesnt need wifi

>>55020132
Would rather use her as my toilet, if you know what I mean

>>55020132
Yea, sure, but why does the toilet need a remote control?

No. im a plumber and just no.

>>55026185
There is a toilet that open's it's lid when you walk into the toilet room and says "I am ready to receive your waste"
It then sings music while you use it.

Also, isn't having a bidet stored on the inside of a toilet kind of disgusting given that nasty bacteria usually resides in toilets.

>>55026291
Plumbers are scum.

>>55026322
Why?

>>55020132
No but i would buy this one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TP-ZzKbXJk

>>55026408
yolo

>>55026314
To be fair, the same nasty bacteria would be caking your ass crack when the bidet pops out.

>>55020132
Absolutely not. A toilet is something you don't ever want to stop functioning and much less have any kind of bugs. A regular toilet plus bidet is a billion times less likely to malfunction.

>>55020132
>not Japanese
Everyone knows Japan is #1 for shit disposal technology.

>>55026052
LOO