Does anyone here get blacked out drunk ? Explain to me how a

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>>54949109
If you're black out drunk you're not gonna know if someone unlocks the phone from the chain.

>>54949109
this strikes me as a chicken and egg scenario. does getting blackout drunk lead to putting a chain on your phone? or is the type of person who gets blackout drunk more likely to already have a chain available for phone attachment?

and is there any correlation between all this and putting monster/fox racing stickers in the rear window of their 1999 pontiac sunfire?

>>54949109
>Does anyone here get blacked out drunk ?
Yes.

>Explain to me how a phone chain is anything but a good idea
I'm not 17, I can't pull it off

>>54949133
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>taking up 3 seats with your fat fucking legs

Yeah I hope you were taking the R back to your niggerville; you autistic fuck.

>>54949109
90s were calling, they want their chains back.

Y do I always get shit for the chain phone case?

How is this not a good idea?
When I drop it, it doesn't hit the ground and shatter into a billion pieces

>>54949109
I haven't seen a cellphone/wallet chain in like 10 years, In fact I haven't even seen one sold.

>>54949390
those look like pretty normal legs to me

dont project anonymous

Consider what it means.

You are advertising to the world that you need a chain to even have control over your phone.

You are telling everyone, "Hey, look over here! I'm a target!"

>>54949109
my phone is encrypted, cloud synced and insured. I don't have anything to lose if I lose it.

>what is a pocket

>>54949133
Fucking this.
2003 alt scene called, they want their fashion back, OP.

So you're the weirdo in public transit.

>>54949109
>insured
I don't give a shit about my phone, I'll lose nothing

>>54952024
this desu

>>54949109
CRINGE

>>54951891
It looks like shit and is completely unnecessary. I've blacked out probably close to 100 times and have lost my phone maybe once. Why carry all of that weight around and make yourself look like an edgelord? A case solves the issue in the first place.

>>54949390
>taking up 3 seats with your fat fucking legs
because getting fat makes your legs longer