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Summarize a language with >muh

>Scheme
>muh (())(())(((()))(()(())(()(
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>>51560507
>python
>muh import
>Go
>muh minimalism
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>>51560507
>Python
>muh indentation
>>
>english
>muh abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Oh... that wasnt what you meant.....
>>
>Haskell
>muh absolute perfection
>>
>sh
>muh IFS
>>
>scheme
>not muh hygienic macros
Do you even scheme?
>>
>portuguese
>muh accents
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>>51560507
>php
>muh _real_ function/values
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>javascript
>muhndefined
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>Coq, Agda
>muh proofs
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>>51560507
>muh Segmentation fault
>>
>shitpost
>muh senpai desu
>>
>>51560507
>Java
>muh public private static final void String int float double char main(String[] args)
>>
>scala
>muh DSL

This is a real example from Scala's most popular HTTP client library, Dispatch.

val requestWithHandler =
url("http://jsonplaceholder.typicode.com/comments/1")
.<<?(Seq("some_parameter" -> "some_value", "some_other_parameter" -> "some_other_value"))
.<:<(Seq("Cache-Control" -> "no-cache"))


And from their second most popular:

val pipeline = sendReceive // this is a function call, not an identifier alias. lol
pipeline(
Get(
Uri(
"http://jsonplaceholder.typicode.com/comments/1"
).withQuery("some_parameter" -> "some_value", "some_other_parameter" -> "some_other_value")
)
.withHeaders(HttpHeaders.`Cache-Control`(CacheDirectives.`no-cache`))


https://www.implicitdef.com/2015/11/19/comparing-scala-http-client-libraries.html
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>perl
>muh write only language
>>
>>51560507
>c++
>muh stl
>>
>>51560819
kek
>>
>PHP
>muh gzgetss
>>
>lua
>muh local
>>
>c
>muh perfo- Segmentation Fault. Core dumped.
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>OCaml
>muh ( *.);;

>Go
>muh interface{}

>Java
>muh public abstract class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean

>Rust
>muh {std::<>[]().unwrap()}
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>>51560507
>日本語
>muh ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです
>>
>Forth
>muh 1 1 +
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>c#
>muh wangblows only applications
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>Mandarin
>muh shi
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>>51560549
>hasklel
>muh autism
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>erlang
>muh concurrency

>elixir
>muh beam

>rust
>muh sjw meme language

>swift
>muh apple

>objective-c
>muh smalltalk

>smalltalk
>muh OOP

>asm
>muh I'm smarter than a compiler

>lua
>muh games

>logo
>muh turtle
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>>51560507
>prolog
>my yes
>>
>>51562002
what the shi-t

ayy lmao reddit jokes amirite
>>
>>51563229
Bruh that was actually pretty funny.
>>
>>51560507
i never understood the this is a flower pot part
>>
>java
>muh (int) objA.getList().get(this.index-1).getInstance().toString.charAt(objC.getNumber()).readNumber();
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>haskell
>muh beauty
>muh perfection
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>>51561032
Looks,horrible. Fucking unreadable. I was thinking about learning Scala since Java sucks but I guess I'll go with Clojure.
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>>51563561
>Clojure
>muh lisp
>muh JVM
>muh hickey
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>>51563492
html isn't a programming language, so the analogy programming language -> handed in essay implies that if he's handing in [html], he's handing in something that isn't an essay at all.
>>
>>51560549
>Haskell
>muh lazyness that can effectively become a memory leak
>>
>ada
>muh with Ada.Integer_Text_IO, Ada.Text_IO; use Ada.Integer_Text_IO, Ada.Text_IO;
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>>51563672
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>>51563643
{-# LANGUAGE Strict #-}
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>node.js
>muh 4 monitors to see all the callbacks
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Muh updates
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>>51563965
>PHP
>"why did you take a shit on this page?"
kek'd hard rajeep
>>
>>51563561
>Java sucks
nice meme!
>I'll go with Clojure
i shiggy
>>
>>51563627
But neither is latex>>51563643
>>
>Java
>muh runtime environment
>>
>malbolge
>muh fg85{99(fh545
>>
>German
>muh randomly set genders
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>>51564169
>english
>muh genderless faggotry
>>
>Esperanto
>muh invented meme language
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>>51563229
???

That Chinese is actually correct. It's something of an equivalent of the English sentence "Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo" except with a tongue twister-ish component.
>>
>python
>muh significant whitespace
>muh millennial community
>muh babby's first language
>muh required(function, parentheses)
>>
>>51560507
>Latex
>muh mark up language
>>
>javascript
>muh code artisan node.js ____r.io startup written in sublime text with a macbook in Starbucks on github
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>>51563643
>muh beginner fuckups
>>
>>51563965
Muh crappy edit again
>>
>>51561304
damn, i wanted to post that
>>
>>51560507
>C++
>muh :::::::::
>>
>>51564553
Was going to post that
>>
>>51564645
Sir pls
>>
>MUH ARRAYS
>>
>html
>muh <><><><><<<>>><<>><>
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>>51564461
>\m\u\h \\
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>c
>muh core dumps and segfaults
Bruh
>>
>C
>muh pointers
>muh preprocessor
>>
>>51564553
>Hasklel
>muh <$> => >>= >.> -> <*>
Just (fuck $ my shit) >>= up
>>
>Lua
>muh index starts at 1
>>
>>51560507
>C#
>muh large selection of libraries, ease of use, widespread support and compatibility, and ability to create cross-platform applications
>>
>muh translator
>>
>polish
>muh consonants
>muh sh ch shh cch dscchzz
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>pascal
>muh if then else
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>>51560608

>implicar que não é a melhor língua
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>>51560507
>C
>muh ;
>muh data types
>>
>AppleScript
>muh tell xy
>>
>/bin/sh
>muh if/fi and case/esac blocks
>>
>>51563627
that's not what it means

html is a markup language for describing documents

so it was marking up and describing the object with a semantic tag, "<flower-pot />"
>>
>>51560507
10 BASIC
20 MUH GOTO 10
>>
>>51564871
>using a memebad thread to shill your mediocre language
Please stop running /g/, Rajeesh
>>
>>51565060
clasique
>>
>regular expressions
>muh oh god why is this even a thing i have no idea what any of this means
>>
>>51560507
>Scheme
>Lisp
>muh sicp
>>
>C++
>muh template<>
>muh const std::shared_ptr<T>& std::const<dynamic_cast& const>&
>muh boost
>muh speed
>>
>argentine
>muh boludo
>>
>>51560507
>power shell
>Muh pipeline
>>
>>51565502
Thank god, I though I was stupid. Usually I get motivated to learn things, but regex just makes me sick
>>
>>51563965
>C#
>uses a face from a gay porn manga about when he's taking it up the ass
In case no one gets it, it's a joke about how if you use C# you're taking it up the ass from Microsoft. Anyway, just here to say Mono exists, isn't too bad (slower than JVM, but faster than .NET) and isn't nearly as buggy as the shills make out

Oh, and...
>C#
>muh hindsight from Java
Because C# isn't a good language due to anyone's skill or beauty of mind, it's just Java recreated with hindsight. People who use it give no fucks.
>>
>Haskell
>MUH MONADS ARE JUST MORONS IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUCKYOUS
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>>51560528
>not indenting your code no matter which language you're using
>>
>>51566839
at least python does not complain about muh braces
>>
>Brainfuck
>muh brain

>Malbolge
>muh eyes

>Java
>muh hands

>Chef
>muh stomach

>Shakespeare
>muh Juliet
>>
>>51567091
subtle
>>
>>51560528
This would be such a great mechanism if it didn't force me to indent blank lines.
>>
>>51561584
underrated post desuwa~~
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>>51567389
I do not think it requires that
def f(x):


print(x)

f(1)
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>>51567433
Always causes problems for me in django, maybe a difference of environment/python version or maybe it's actually a quirk of django that I've misattributed to python.

I never actually read the spec...
>>
>>51567594
it might well be any of those I guess.
might also be a mix of tabs and spaces if there was any copying code from several sources and pasting it.
>>
>>51567719
Theoretically the environment is set up to convert all tabs to spaces, but who the fuck knows ey.
>>
>>51560949

kek
>>
>erlang
>muh tuples
>>
>bash
>muh [[ ]]
>>
>C
>Muh >><<><><><<<><><><><<<<>><>>><>><><>><<<><><><><>><><><><><<><><>>>>><><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>><>>>>>>>>>><<>>>>>>>>
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>>51567988
Meant C++

Sorry /g/, forgot I'm retarded :^)
>>
Node.js

>muh callback hell
>>
>C
>muh &&&&&&&&&***********tab
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>>51564786
Huh... So Haskell
whoisgay = Just (fuck $ my shit) >>= up
fuck = ("Nigger "++)
my = ("Gay Ass "++)
shit = "Faggot"
up "Nigger Gay Ass Faggot" = Just "OP"
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>>51560507
>java
>muh
boolean done = new WritesOnly2LinesOfCharSequenceToFile(new CharSequenceUtilities("autism")).initWriter().write().isDone();
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>>51565060
jej
>>
>>51560507
>Scala
>muh objects
>>
>>51568126
>implying anyone dereferences that deeply
>>
>python
>muh I'M A RETARDED NIGGER KID PLEASE COME WIPE MY BUTT MOMMY I MADE A POO POO IN THE LOO
>>
>>51560563
underrated post
>>
>>51560507
>Fortran 77
>muh fixed format
>>
>Lisp
>muh macros

>Ruby
>muh Rails

>Ruby
>m'lady
>>
>>51561396
Noob
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>>51568259
lele top keek epik lulz
>>
>>51562002
I.... just handed this to my chinese roommate
Yes, it's legit
>>
>>51561584
wwwwwwwww
>>
>>51563561
Just use Kotlin
>>
>>51562507
Underrated post
>>
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>>51561584
>>
>rust
>muh mut
>>
>Haskell
>muh autism
>>
>>51570023
>rust
>muh sogyny
>>
>>51570029
>>51562118
fuck
>>
>D
>muh please use me
>>
>>51563561
>clojure
Why not kawa scheme that compiles to jvm
>>
>Powershell
>Muh-ScriptingLanguage -MoveItem C:\$Recycle.bin
>>
>Powershell
>muh backslashes
>>
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>assembly
>muh registers
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>>51570165
>Assuming every machine has registers.
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>german
>muh refugees
>>
>>51561304
>lua
>muh arrays that start with 1
>>
>>51563872
>muh shitty pragmas that should be opt-out

>>51564476
I always knew GHC was written by beginners...
>>
>python
>MUH INTERPRETER WRITTEN IN C JUST WRITE IN C
>>
>>51560527
Just follow the PEP and use 4 white spaces and all will be fine.
>>
>>51563965
I've dabbled with Unreal engine 4. I thought only C++ and C# were those mainly used of out the box. Is unreal script still used?
>>
>>51560507
>Polish
>muh kurwa mac
>>
>>51568490
>Ruby
>muh indentation
>>
>>51571270
>MUH PRETTY SHITTY INTERPRETER THAT'S NOT HOW TO WRITE INTERPRETERS
ftfy
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>>51564966
>implicar que é a melhor lingua
Pelo menos é melhor que espanhol.
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>programming
>muh TDD
>muh problem solving
>muh never gonna give you up
>>
>C
>Muh pointers
>>
>>51565502
>Norwegian Bokmål
>muh danish post-plague imperialism
>>
>>51571755
Nothing wrong with this.
>>
>>51560563
>sh
>muh
error: IFS: no such file or directory
>>
>swift
>muh shit-eating habits
>>
>>51571641
>Pelo menos é melhor que espanhol.

You wish, gypsy.
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>>51573462
>¡¡Ai caramba !! ¡¿¿Mi tacos eston prontos. Nada errado en pular la fronteira para la america, arriba!¡¡¿¡!?!
This is how spanish sounds.
>sou um cidadão de Portugal, país que foi em pioneiro na desbravação marítima. Tenho muito orgulho da gloriosa história de minha amada nação.
This is how portuguese sounds.
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>>51573510
i don't know how any of those words sound. eye cah roomba? me tack ohs S stone prawn toes? nah dah air ran doe en poo lar lah front era par ahh la america, a reeba?
>>
>>51571296
It was replaced by Blueprint.
>>
>>51570165
This guy really knows how to drink whiskey.
>>
>OOP
>muh overcomplication of simple shit.
>>
>>51563528
nice leftist heaps
>>
>prolog
>muh logic
>>
>matlab
>muh matrix multiplication
>>
>>51573510
>¡¡Ai caramba !! ¡¿¿Mi tacos eston prontos. Nada errado en pular la fronteira para la america, arriba!¡¡¿¡!?!
i'm from spain and i'm pretty sure that's not correct spanish even in latinamerica
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>>51561032
I think Scala's most popular one is Plays WS library.

Not that it really matters, they are all just wrappers around one java client or another.
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>>51561032
best lang coming through
from sys import exit
import requests

headers = {
'Cache-Control': 'no-cache',
}
r = requests.get('http://jsonplaceholder.typicode.com/comments/1?some_parameter=some_value&some_other_parameter=some_other_value', headers=headers)
if r.raise_for_status() == None:
print('OK, received %s' % r.content)
print('The response header Content-Length was %s' % r.headers['Content-Length'])
else:
exit('Received unexpected status %s : %s' % (r.status_code, r.content))
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>>51563514
>>51563943
>>51565648
>>51570036
>>51571232
strong kek
>>
>>51560507
>javascript (node)
>muh }]);}]);}]);
>>
>>51560507
>whitespace
>muh
>>
>delphi
>muh begin end
>>
>>51560608
>implying accents are bad
i wish for more accents so i dont have to guess how i am supposed to say a word.
give me my trema back you novo acordo fag.
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>>51563965
I know theres a newer version of this somewhere
>>
>>51560507
>Scheme
>muh (())(())(((()))(()(())(()(

>C
> muh (){;;;(){;();;();;;(());;}();;}
>>
>>51577600
>implying accents are good
Se são bons, por que eles não estão no seu RG?
>>
>java
>muh InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState
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>hindi
>muh street shitting
>>
>>51563355
bruh you're actually a faggot
>>
>bash
>muh ifs
>muh [[]] vs []
>>
>>51563528
>muh lazy evaluation
Seriously though it's fucking great.
>>
>>51571304
>Polish
>muh + 1 2
>>
>>51564871
>C#
>muh circle jerking over a slightly improved java clone
>>
>Java
>Muh 3rd world code monkey job
>>
>>51564871
>cross-platform
Would someone really just lie on the Internet like that?
>>
>>51564441
>required(function, parentheses)
This is a pretty... Common thing, no?
>>
>>51571155
>swedish
>muh refugees that "fled" from germany
>>
>>51560507
Do you guys Fortran??
>>
>Brainfuck
>muh ><+-.,[]
Not kidding, this is a real language. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck
>>
>JS
>Muh ===
>>
>whitespace
>
>>
>>51565031
The syntax of case blocks is an absolute catastrophe in bash scripts.

>Matlab
>muh matrices

>Scala
>muh "elegance"

>C
>muh manpage
>muh stackoverflMUH MANPAGE

>AngularJS
>muh $scope
>>
>>51568259
despite what the other guy said I actually lol'd hard
>>
>js
>muh scope
>>
>>51581283
i keked
>>51581122
you wasted your dub dubs
>>
>>51581122
We know, dipshit. Where do you think you are?
>>
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>>51560819
I've never been more frustrated by one word more in my life
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>Javascript
>loading before the rest of the webpage
>cannot read property of null
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>>51577555
>>muh }]);}]);}]);
I fucking hate this shit. The brackety syntax is so difficult to parse and seems like it's just a hack when done by jQuery
>>
>>51584258
>Coffeescript
>livescript
>>
>>51577555
>77555
Nice full hand
>>
>>51560507
>java
>muh Bean (bean) bean = new (bean)Bean((Bean) bean)
>>
> java
> muh private public (double) int op implements faggot extends penis uses computer has kids is a dingus types like retard

> C
> muh ***&*&*&*&*&*&*&**&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*

> node.js
> MUH CALLBACKS
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