I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Toilet, is in fact, GNU/Toilet, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Toilet. Toilet is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many toilet users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Toilet”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Toilet, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Toilet is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the human's excrements to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete toilet system. Toilet is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Toilet added, or GNU/Toilet. All the so-called “Toilet” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Toilet.
Where have I seen it? Oh right, Russia.
this is literally the first result if you google 'self cleaning toilet gif'
>THEY HAVE WATER IN THEIR TOILET BOWLS
LETERALLY WHY? Do you people actually enjoy water splashing back on you when you take a shit/piss? Do you like getting your dick touching the water?
What is the purpose of the water being inside the toilet bowl?
i actually dont use a toilet, i piss into a jar and poop onto a newspaper sheets and fold them to store, after a while i empty the urine jar into a sink and put a bunch of folded newspaper sheets with feces into a garbage bag
If you have to shit on a dry shelf, I genuinely feel sorry for you.
>he has to smell his disgusting coiled up turds for the entire time he's taking a shit
Plus, in pretty much all civilized countries, water in the bowl means the toilet is functional.
>Plus, in pretty much all civilized countries, water in the bowl means the toilet is functional.
But why not just have the water wash it down when you flush?
It's pretty frusturating to get your ass and ballsack constantly wet.
Physic. The shorter the distance between anus and water level, less time needed when poop hit water. Velocity defined by the differentiation of acceleration by time, hence lower moment of velocity when poop hit water.
When poop hit water it carried momentum energy that is directly proportional to mass and velocity. The lesser the momentum energy, the lesser the repulsive force which translated into upward water splash. The maximum height of upward water splash is directly proportional to the amount of repulsive force produced.
honestly from the amount of houses I've been in it seems like america is the worst at designing bathrooms.
>piping underfloor boards hard af to get to to determine leaks.
>not completely tiled, or at the very least lineoliuem.
homes start degrading in the bathroom. I think they do this on purpose.
>You stand up and you aim your penis at the the bowl like a real man.
But what if I need to take a shit? Are you trying to say that you can control your bladder while defecating? Because I'm pretty sure that's not natural
the urine jar is empty at the moment, emptied it a few hours ago, and i have a few folded newspaper sheets with feces on the balcony, and newspaper contents pretty much tells my location down to a few kilometers and im not an exhibitionist
>Yes, you can control your fucking bladder when your anus is open.
That's not a normal human function are you trolling right now?
While defecating you also empty your bladder, there is no other way around it unless you have some sort of medical anomaly.
>shitting in the woods
>squat down to take a shit
>oh no my bladder can't control itself!
>piss all over my legs and pants and underwear
>a-at least everyone is like me!
you sound like a fucking moron
>you sound like a fucking moron
That is leterally what happens. Unless you already emptied your bladder in which case it will most likely only drip urine.
It takes more muscles to shit, so when you're squeezing to shit you also release bladder which is much easier to do. Find any resource that says otherwise, I dare you.
>oh gotta take a shit
>hang on a second
>i'm gonna piss first then take a dump
>shit in pants
Le picaroo related face
I just did, you use less muscles or require less squeezing. As it says in links in the picture.
People seem to experience what I'm talking about more than what you are. Mayb u just have le medicial anomaly :^)
No anon. You can control your bladder while pooping. There is two different muscles for that. Obviously you can control them independently (you can urinate and not defecate) so you can crap without pissing
>Visit Murica for the first time ''Fort something, Florida''.
>Try the toilet
>Water so high my flaccid dick touches it
>Every time I finish shitting I can see my turd so clearly that it's tempting to just grab it
>they're all forum posts from 8 year olds on newgrounds
Just googling the query "why do we urinate when we poop" brings up over 20 threads of people asking that very question, with more responses in the thread affirming that is in fact what they experience as well.
You however have not been able to find a single resource that says otherwise, or at least a handful of people agreeing.
>>Every time I finish shitting I can see my turd so clearly that it's tempting to just grab it
do it, it's the american way
That doesn't happen, anon.
source: I'm german.
>Go to Thailand for a month
>Literally every toilet has a spray to shoot up your asshole instead of paper
It's so much fucking superior holy shit
Comes out even cleaner and that ring feels ultra refreshed afterwards
>being tickled as the sweat keeps going down to my butthole
Think of your shit as Play-Doh
When it dries or hardens it's very hard to push out through your corn hole
You can spray a little water in there to soften it up, and when it's soft it moves out easier and faster
Because when your shit floats, it's less apt to smear all over the sides of the bowl. Ever have a really nasty one that leaves tons of marks behind? That would be MUCH worse without sitting water
>go to home depot today
what a time to be alive
Ooooh, they have kits for ordinary toilets on amazon.
It worked much better than toilet paper when i was on vacation in Japan a few years back, might also save some bucks by not buying paper.
Shiiiit, i might just order one.
It seems to be a trend in younger folks. I had this issue when I was little. I couldn't poop without peeing. Now I only occasionally pee while pooping and it's only if I feel both urges.
New toilets in America have to meet a water standard of 1.6 gallons per flush which was established in 1994. In certain European countries now it's 0.6 gpf. Most new American toilets use 1.3gpf or less though.
>Just like how the landline has evolved to the modern day smartphone, so too, must change be introduced in the world of bidets.
Youve got to be kidding me that none of you know why the water is there
Its for the ubend, Stopping smells entering the house from the sewer
The function of actualy moving your shit is provided by the flush
I'm a day late here, but I just wanted to point out that that bin is used for paper recycling; not something that goes in a bag. We have the same bins where I live.
Carry on with your regularly scheduled shitposting.
Well, it is a government website so it probably uses some shitty cookie token. Here's the image from the site.
Florida does it better.
>We've had innumerable bad experiences with German toilets. In Berlin, we lived on an upper floor and the water pressure was too weak to push a healthy-sized log off the shelf. After a few minutes' fruitless flushing you'd be forced to grab a wad of toilet paper and give the horrid thing an encouraging nudge. Then followed a lengthy bout of brushing and cleaning to remove the skid marks from the porcelain. At the other extreme, in Munich we lived in a basement suite where the water pressure was too high. Worse, the shelf was actually slightly concave, forming a shallow bowl. The first time I flushed the toilet the water came rushing through so forcefully that a small chunk of poo launched off the lip and shot out over the floor. After that we always held the lid down when we flushed. I swore you could feel a kick as the turd ricoched off the underside.
blue bins like that in my city, and the one in the gif, have containers that take glass, plastic, paper, metal, and cardboard
there are plastic bags flying out of that container
they packed too much shit inside one container is what they did wrong
This is not a tap/faucet, ya 'murican dingus..
>It's pretty frusturating to get your ass and ballsack constantly wet.
>he has a shitty shallow tiny toilet
>he doesn't put a thin layer of tissue down first to prevent splash and have it wrap the turd as it gets flushed
>not wrapping your turds like presents for your septic tank
>After that we always held the lid down when we flushed. I swore you could feel a kick as the turd ricoched off the underside.
Implying anyone knows how it works..
>L to R: Cancel, spray water in a stream, spray water in a shower, spray water in a mist
>underneath that, some kind of intensity setting
>idk what's on the right
>power switch in the center
>right side is all heated seat controls
>left is the heat intensity
>next to that is a timer for the heater
>idk what's all the way on the right
minor, but funny and accurate, meme potential
this is now a pic related thread