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>my vagina when he doesn't use a macbook and iphone

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>my vagina when he doesn't use a macbook and iphone
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>>47572831
Tits and timestamp. You know the rules
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>>47572855
who do you think you are to demand anything
LMAO
>falling for this b8
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>having a vagina

0/10 would not bang
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>>47572831
You let him fuck you with a macbook and an iphone?
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No, your 'vagina' is like that because it's unable to self lubricate.
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>tfw girls actually feel this way
you wouldn't believe how much shit I get when girls see I have an android phone and have a thinkpad. That's why you don't let them see that till after they've gone home with you.

>2015
>revealing your power level
I am presently shiggying and diggying
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>>47572909
You fuck some really stupid girls then anon, have some standards.
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>>47572934
>implying I'm in a position to have standards
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>>47572955
Go lift maybe
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>>47572955
You can be poor as fuck and ugly like OP but you still should keep your pride.
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>>47572955
Maybe you should focus your time and energy into things other than sex. Priorities, anon.
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>>47572909
Why are you hanging around such vapid females?
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>>47572971
Or maybe you should know your place.
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>>47572969
yehhh, I can never get myself to stick to anything. I have a decent enough face though, so I get by. Pretty shitty personality, though.

>>47572977
I do. Actually, a couple girls who have seen my computer have asked about what OS I'm running, and then I've told them all about linux and they were actually pretty interested. I think they just liked listening to me sound smart to validate their poor choice of sexual partner.
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I don't use a laptop and my phone is adequate for mobile use.

I'd actually consider an iPhone 6 Plus if Apple would adopt Googles app policies of allowing you off the bat to install 3rd party apps.

Sadly this would kill the retard proofing that is part of their sales pitch.
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keep on using that android fuccboi
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>>47572831
>>my vagina when he doesn't use a macbook and iphone
>Wide open expanse
Good girl.
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>>47573028
Forehead the size of a football pitch
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>>47573028
Damn bitch, you're flatter than bank account.
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>>47572831
if it's that dry it's most likely a medical condition, or you took to many nigger dicks in college and it's forever rekt
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>>47573038
>being too autistic to get the joke
Good boy.
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>>47573028
my gf is with me because I use devices made for for people who actually think.

keep wasting your money on shit devices and catfood, spinster.
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>>47573073
>Being so autistic he can't see a good reversal
Pat pat.
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>>47573069
Ugly white virgin detected. Vaginas don't actually stretch from sex, or it would be impossible to be long term partners with the same person when it stretches to the shape of the dick.
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>>47573069
you're thinking of OP's anus.>>47573086
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>>47573028
Give me a one legitimate non biased reason why the iPhone is better. Yea thats right. I'm starting this debate.
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>>47573092
>>47573086
>double implying

show us more of how typical you are, cunt.
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>>47573086
>backpedaling because you missed the joke and feel embarrassed now
Pat pat.
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>>47573084
>my gf is with me because I use devices made for for people who actually think
lol

>>47573105
my bf's 5 year old iphone works while my 5 year old android doesnt
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>>47573067
It's like you're trying to be an edgy black knight, but your joke doesn't even make sense. Fail.
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>my vagina when he's using Debian, Gentoo or Slackware and not Arch, Ubuntu-based
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>>47573111
lol I don't understand how you could possibly think anyone would be stupid enough to miss the joke. You're clearly the one who missed the other guy's joke, and now you look like a retard

I'm a gril btw
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>>47573107
xDDDDDD
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>>47573120
>sample size of 1
okay m8
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>>47573120
probably because you dropped the damn thing umpteen thousand fucking times like every other stupid bitch out there.

>muh goalposts
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>>47573120
>eating spaghetti at an asian restaurant
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Maybe its just me, but if she didn't want to fuck because of what company makes my cell phone's OS I'd lose all interest anyway. Its not like I have pussy falling out of my pockets, but I've never been hard up enough that I can't say no to an annoying bitch.

Brand whoring is fine as long as I don't have to witness her doing it.
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>>47573133
>still backpedaling
>pretending to be a girl
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>>47573107
>>double implying
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>>47572831
>macbook
agreed
>iphone
killurslf
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>>47573124
>Fail
Ew.
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>>47573127
who's this empress of ejaculation?
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>>47573134
your intelligence is awe inspiring.
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>>47573092
>implying i was talking about stretching and not the continuous pounding of the glands by horse dicks
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>>47573120
An Android device is capable of surviving 5 years and still in working condition. This is obviously misuse. You just paid more for the iPhone than you did the android. So you didn't care about it.
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>>47573144
this.

/threadery
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>>47573146
>implying I was the guy you originally accused of backpeddling
>implying I was pretending to be a girl
reported
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>>47573155
who's this penis pilferer?
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>>47573155
>wanting to ejaculate on a dog eater
Have some more respect for yourself, man.
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>>47573157
Vagina's don't lose the ability to self-lubricate because a girl has been with a guy whose dick is bigger than yours. You just end up a faggot with no self-confidence who knows his girl would enjoy fucking someone else more.
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>>47573156
You say that as if that post deserved more.
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>>47573180
ok, kid
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>>47573179
>atleastshe'snotanigger.wad
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>loyalty to consumer electronics
boner killer
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>>47573184
here to help, baby dick.
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>>47573185
Koreans equal niggers.
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Pretty cool thread you guys got here.

It'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it.
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>>47573195
Dinner plate faces are so yuck.
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>>47573192
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>>47573181
I say that as if you could muster more.

lack of intelligible reply often indicates concession to the winner.
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>mfw moto X 2013
>mfw thinkpad x200 tablet
>mfw no pussy for two years

Even my old man co worker is telling me about how I'm in my prime and need to be having sex 3 to 4 times per day.
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>>47573203
This is why Japanese is the only fuckable Asian.
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>>47572990
My place? Don't drag me down to your level pleb
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>>47573179
I had something clever but:>>47573185
>>47573178
> not sure, just saw her in a porn once
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Trolls-1
OP-0
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>>47573213
>>47573208
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>>47573214
>>47573203
>>47573195
>>47573185
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>>47573120
Stop shoving it down your ass then
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>>47573240
>/pol/
More like /jp/
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>>47572831
You mean your fake vagina, tranny faggot.
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>>47572988
implying all females are not vapid
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>>47573242
You have to stand on your hands to shove something down your ass.
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>>47573247
implying all neckbeards are not stupid
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>>47573214
>Asians at all
Speak for yourself.
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>>47573247
>boo hoo I can't get laid
>its not my fault for being a fat, fedora-wearing neckbeard with a shit-tier personality
>they must be vapid for not wanting my sweaty, pock-marked cock thrust into them
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>>47573246
I am have a born girl vagina. Approve OP post. Poorfags suck. Stick to you're gen2 and not put penis in me.
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>>47573269
>not having yellow fever
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>>47573274
>disqualified for obvious learning disability
I'd be more interested in helping you straighten out some of that fucked up potato syntax.
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>>47573274
>implying I would insert my baby machine into your tired, malformed, well used and abused Lair o' std's.
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>>47573293
Please speak Indian.
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>>47573271
*tips vaginal hood*
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>>47573250
You speak from experience
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>>47573028
who is this jizz whiz?
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>>47573308
How. Me heap big unemployed. Need heap big firewater, keemosabe.
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>>47573289
Feels good, man.
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>>47573317
OP
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Why are there so many Apple shilling threads on /g/? This is bait, right?
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>>47573254
implying they are

>you forgot your meme arrows
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>>47573318
Hai. I have employ. Want to job? Can you computer?
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>>47573330
>>47573287
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>>47573318
>keked a lot
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>>47573180
male that knows nothing about anatomies detected
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>>47573340
>male
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>>47573333
Thank you for calling Dell customer support. My name is Steve Williams, how can I help you?
>continues making $1.15/hour working in an un-air conditioned shack in the desert.
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>>47573120
>anecdotal evidence
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>>47573192
>baby dick
>projecting this hard.
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>>47572875
10/10
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>>47573352
>>continues making $1.15/hour working in an un-air conditioned shack in the desert.
So you work in OP's vagina?
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>>47573360
throwing my insults back at me isn't going to hurt me, son. I'm not even a little bit worried about the size of my cock.

Protip: Calling someone a baby dick only makes them sad when they actually are a baby dick.
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>>47573387
>>47573387
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Real girl here, women actually are attracted to Apple products because they give status because people have made it that way. Tell a girl that you use this thingy called "Ass Loonix" and she will reply "ahaha how cool :) seems difficult tho ahaha" and then move on with the dude that has the Apple product because she can understand it and form a "conversation" with him about it.
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have you heard my favorite grunge album?
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>>47573415
>Real girl here
stopped reading. why do you think people care?
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>>47572831

Wow. Oh Wow ...
I have no words to describe how much I don't give a shit.
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>>47573419
Reported. Fucking pedos.
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>>47573415
>woman actually are attracted to
Only superficial and less intelligent women. An important distinction.
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>>47573427
You tell me.
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>>47573415
TL;DR, I only fuck dudes that i can get cash from. Im totally not a whore though, he he!
fuck this generation.
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>>47573415
>technologically braindead women are attracted to technologically braindead men

Shocking.
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>>47573419
MODS
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>>47573448
"Brain dead" is two words, homie. Kinda took the wind out of your sails when you misspelled the insult targeted at someone else's knowledge state.
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>>47573440
but that isn't something i can tell you. the question was directed towards you as you were the one who made the post and i cannot understand how you could think that way which was why i even asked the question in the first place

do you actually think you are special? do you actually think all of 4chan is one person?
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>>47573415
>Real girl here
show us your cock
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>>47573438
>>47573448
Try to form a conversation about GNU/Linux with a woman that is not in CS/EE/CE/IT fields and tell me how well it went, also if you talked more than 10 minutes about the topic and she replied with something else other than "oh, ah, I see, aha"
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>>47573415
Actual woman reporting. Fuck off.
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>>47573487
My mom is pretty interested in Linux. I talk to her about it all the time.
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>>47573482
Well, you're the one that cared enough to reply to my post, so tell me your reasons, because I do not know them.
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>>47573498
Me too, I noticed she gets bored and begins to ask me about RMS and Bill Gates until she completely changes the topic.
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>>47573500
Not the anon you're responding to, but someone making fun of you over the internet isn't them caring about what you have to say.
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>>47573500
why are you deflecting the question so badly?

I care because this is an anonymous image board, and therefore saying you are x is fucking retarded. go back to tumblr.
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>>47573487
So are you telling me all women are superficial?

I can strike conversations with people about philosophical literature and spiritualism even though I personally don't care that much about either, because I am willing to listen and learn. A women who can't do either of those things is just a waster of time.
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>>47573512
really? she asks me about rimming Bill Gates. Way better conversation.
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>>47573522
>women are a waste of time
fx'd
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>>47573515
If he truly hadn't care about the post he would've ignored it, and he exactly focused on the "btw im a grill" part while claiming no one actually cares. Also yes, someone making fun of you on the Internet is caring about something related to you.
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>>47573474
>resorting to correcting someone else's spelling/grammar to redirect the argument

Alright there, "homie". Here's your reply.

>>47573487
There are other interests besides technology to talk about. You do know how to conduct a civil conversation right? And I don't mean just talk about the weather.
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>>47573532
Yeah, noticed the mistake after I typed it. Not sure why people care so much, message boards are about getting points and ideas across. You wouldn't normally correct another person's speech in real life unless you were autistic.
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>>47573548
thats the beauty of it. its allows to the direct relations of ideas to another person with out interruption or interjection.
and to be a general horrible person with out getting hit in the face.
we all attempted civil discourse, no one would be here.
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>>47573519
Well, I actually stated I'm a girl because people do care, at least in here and especially in this thread. That's the reason. And the proof of that are the replies to my post and this thread itself. Getting butthurt over someone being in a place you don't want to is paying attention to them.

Stating your gender doesn't takes any more anonymity than assuming everyone is a man in a place where everyone mostly is. I'm still anonymous, and you can't even tell if I might be lying or not. Better concentrate your hate on tripfags if you like anonymity that much.
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>>47573541
You're arguing with someone else, not me. I'm just here to make fun of the dumb shit you say.
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>>47572934

Yeah. I mean, you wouldn't have this problem if you were a faggot. Try that.
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That's weird since my gf uses both of those and I use android and linux.

Her pussy gets pretty wet and I enjoy the sound she makes when I fuck her throat. Maybe we can have a threesome and I can fuck your throat too :^)
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>>47573590
How ironic.
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>>47573585
I am a girl too.

People dislike this attitude because it breaks conventions.

If you want to be noticed for being a girl, go on reddit or tumblr.

Spoiler: [s] Im actually a guy [/s]
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>>47573627
Even if I was saying dumb shit that wouldn't be ironic. You must have been busy being a fucking idiot when they explained that.

You're making this too easy.
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>>47573208
what black magic is this
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>>47573642
hey bb u like 2 fugg??
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>>47573028
>white girl
>ugly
>cheeks the size of a chipmunk (probably filled with horse cum)
>jew nose

ya no thanks
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>>47573642
>better advice
If you want attention for being a girl go to /s/
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>>47573585
you are assuming a lot of things. i only responded to your post because i saw it scrolling the front page and haven't even read the thread. absolutely nobody, especially here, cares about your gender. there is absolutely no reason to state your gender, age, race, etc.

also
>implying i don't already give tripfags and meetup threads and faces of /b/ shit

maybe you are just a troll, le i trikd u xDDDD. but you don't have any counter arguments and therefore i am the winner. my ego is flourishing. eventually i may enslave all females.
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>>47573642
Sorry for breaking the girl shitposting with girl shitposting, anon, won't happen again.

I also hope you realize that you were the first and only faggot on throwing a tantrum and going off-topic over me putting in my post that I'm a girl. I hope you've received the enough female attention you were seeking.
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>>47573585
>comes into thread
>makes everyone hate her as soon as she says anything
I think I have a pretty good idea why you're posting on /g/ on a Friday night.
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>>47573677
That's okay, you still cared about my gender solely for the fact that you stopped scrolling just to reply to my post. You can stop contradicting yourself any time.
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>>47573691
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