>my vagina when he doesn't use a macbook and iphone
>tfw girls actually feel this way
you wouldn't believe how much shit I get when girls see I have an android phone and have a thinkpad. That's why you don't let them see that till after they've gone home with you.
>revealing your power level
I am presently shiggying and diggying
yehhh, I can never get myself to stick to anything. I have a decent enough face though, so I get by. Pretty shitty personality, though.
I do. Actually, a couple girls who have seen my computer have asked about what OS I'm running, and then I've told them all about linux and they were actually pretty interested. I think they just liked listening to me sound smart to validate their poor choice of sexual partner.
I don't use a laptop and my phone is adequate for mobile use.
I'd actually consider an iPhone 6 Plus if Apple would adopt Googles app policies of allowing you off the bat to install 3rd party apps.
Sadly this would kill the retard proofing that is part of their sales pitch.
if it's that dry it's most likely a medical condition, or you took to many nigger dicks in college and it's forever rekt
Ugly white virgin detected. Vaginas don't actually stretch from sex, or it would be impossible to be long term partners with the same person when it stretches to the shape of the dick.
>my gf is with me because I use devices made for for people who actually think
my bf's 5 year old iphone works while my 5 year old android doesnt
>my vagina when he's using Debian, Gentoo or Slackware and not Arch, Ubuntu-based
lol I don't understand how you could possibly think anyone would be stupid enough to miss the joke. You're clearly the one who missed the other guy's joke, and now you look like a retard
I'm a gril btw
Maybe its just me, but if she didn't want to fuck because of what company makes my cell phone's OS I'd lose all interest anyway. Its not like I have pussy falling out of my pockets, but I've never been hard up enough that I can't say no to an annoying bitch.
Brand whoring is fine as long as I don't have to witness her doing it.
An Android device is capable of surviving 5 years and still in working condition. This is obviously misuse. You just paid more for the iPhone than you did the android. So you didn't care about it.
>wanting to ejaculate on a dog eater
Have some more respect for yourself, man.
Vagina's don't lose the ability to self-lubricate because a girl has been with a guy whose dick is bigger than yours. You just end up a faggot with no self-confidence who knows his girl would enjoy fucking someone else more.
You say that as if that post deserved more.
Pretty cool thread you guys got here.
It'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it.
I had something clever but:>>47573185
> not sure, just saw her in a porn once
>boo hoo I can't get laid
>its not my fault for being a fat, fedora-wearing neckbeard with a shit-tier personality
>they must be vapid for not wanting my sweaty, pock-marked cock thrust into them
Why are there so many Apple shilling threads on /g/? This is bait, right?
throwing my insults back at me isn't going to hurt me, son. I'm not even a little bit worried about the size of my cock.
Protip: Calling someone a baby dick only makes them sad when they actually are a baby dick.
Real girl here, women actually are attracted to Apple products because they give status because people have made it that way. Tell a girl that you use this thingy called "Ass Loonix" and she will reply "ahaha how cool :) seems difficult tho ahaha" and then move on with the dude that has the Apple product because she can understand it and form a "conversation" with him about it.
but that isn't something i can tell you. the question was directed towards you as you were the one who made the post and i cannot understand how you could think that way which was why i even asked the question in the first place
do you actually think you are special? do you actually think all of 4chan is one person?
Try to form a conversation about GNU/Linux with a woman that is not in CS/EE/CE/IT fields and tell me how well it went, also if you talked more than 10 minutes about the topic and she replied with something else other than "oh, ah, I see, aha"
So are you telling me all women are superficial?
I can strike conversations with people about philosophical literature and spiritualism even though I personally don't care that much about either, because I am willing to listen and learn. A women who can't do either of those things is just a waster of time.
If he truly hadn't care about the post he would've ignored it, and he exactly focused on the "btw im a grill" part while claiming no one actually cares. Also yes, someone making fun of you on the Internet is caring about something related to you.
>resorting to correcting someone else's spelling/grammar to redirect the argument
Alright there, "homie". Here's your reply.
There are other interests besides technology to talk about. You do know how to conduct a civil conversation right? And I don't mean just talk about the weather.
Yeah, noticed the mistake after I typed it. Not sure why people care so much, message boards are about getting points and ideas across. You wouldn't normally correct another person's speech in real life unless you were autistic.
thats the beauty of it. its allows to the direct relations of ideas to another person with out interruption or interjection.
and to be a general horrible person with out getting hit in the face.
we all attempted civil discourse, no one would be here.
Well, I actually stated I'm a girl because people do care, at least in here and especially in this thread. That's the reason. And the proof of that are the replies to my post and this thread itself. Getting butthurt over someone being in a place you don't want to is paying attention to them.
Stating your gender doesn't takes any more anonymity than assuming everyone is a man in a place where everyone mostly is. I'm still anonymous, and you can't even tell if I might be lying or not. Better concentrate your hate on tripfags if you like anonymity that much.
That's weird since my gf uses both of those and I use android and linux.
Her pussy gets pretty wet and I enjoy the sound she makes when I fuck her throat. Maybe we can have a threesome and I can fuck your throat too :^)
I am a girl too.
People dislike this attitude because it breaks conventions.
If you want to be noticed for being a girl, go on reddit or tumblr.
Spoiler: [s] Im actually a guy [/s]
you are assuming a lot of things. i only responded to your post because i saw it scrolling the front page and haven't even read the thread. absolutely nobody, especially here, cares about your gender. there is absolutely no reason to state your gender, age, race, etc.
>implying i don't already give tripfags and meetup threads and faces of /b/ shit
maybe you are just a troll, le i trikd u xDDDD. but you don't have any counter arguments and therefore i am the winner. my ego is flourishing. eventually i may enslave all females.
Sorry for breaking the girl shitposting with girl shitposting, anon, won't happen again.
I also hope you realize that you were the first and only faggot on throwing a tantrum and going off-topic over me putting in my post that I'm a girl. I hope you've received the enough female attention you were seeking.