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Sup /g/, Business major here but want to learn coding. How

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Sup /g/,

Business major here but want to learn coding. How do I code something like Facebook?
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You hire a programmer
Convince them to work for a share of the company
Insist to investors that your business model is viable (it's not, but insist anyway)
Get a small fortune to make it work
Blow through 20% of it almost immediately.
Spend the other 80% as little as possible, run out in a year anyway.
Call it quits. Maybe kill yourself.
Epilogue: The programmer gets a good job afterward.
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>>43927550
You hire a programmer
Convince them to work for a share of the company
epilogue, the kike steals your idea and runs
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>>43927585
You hire a programmer
He's autistic, but tries to steal your idea and run with it
He can't communicate the idea behind the website *HE* just coded for you before stealing
You keep going on your merry way, but still your idea dies.
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>>43927526
>How do I code something like Facebook?
>wanting o code something like facebook
How does a business major convince himself this is a good idea?
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>>43927748
by looking at the amount of money the cockgoblin made
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Learn:
MongoDB
JavaScript/jQuery
HTML5
Python
Flask
SQLAlchemy
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>>43927585
>>43927636
Mark Zuckerberg did nothing wrong.
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Jesus fucking christ how much new is on /g/ right now
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>>43927821
I never said he did.
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>>43927854
you tell us, newser
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http://programming-motherfucker.com/
/thread
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>>43927526
I'll bite and hope this is a serious request. Here we go:

First
http://www.codecademy.com/
Very friendly for beginners. Check out either Python, Ruby, or Html. After some time

Buy a book http://www.amazon.com/Beginning-Ruby-Novice-Professional-Experts/dp/1430223634/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409711434&sr=8-1&keywords=Beginning+ruby
I put this one cause I used it. Has some decent stuff on RoR too.

During and after all this, make some simple, verrrrry simple, apps to get yourself using the code you learn. That's it OP, it sounds simple but it takes a lot of work but if you're motivated it'll also be a ton of fun. I'm going to App Academy in November so if you sign up for that let me know.
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>>43927920
edgy
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>>43927526
Start by making a statistics and analytics package
Develop an advertising model
Then basically make a GUI that the people will use to enter all their personal information into
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>>43927934
Fuck off
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its gonna be very hard
read the sticky to learn programming
you may need to learn Javascript and the other internet languages
start by first creating a website then go from there
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>>43928882
>Le edgy zed shaw style
>abrasive persona, gratuitous use of profanity and doing programming "the hard way"
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>>43928964
>being trolled this easily
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>>43928984
>being this edgy
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>>43927920
*tips fedora*
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Why do we have this influx of threads asking about 'coding' specifically? Usually we have people asking what programming language to start with.

I know it's 'murrika hours but this is concerning.
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>>43929023
Freshman are going to university for the first time right now, this happens everytime in September on /g/
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>>43929093
Americans go to university in September?

Fuck you people are weird
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>>43929093
Yes but IIRC it wasn't 'coding' last year. I really didn't think the terminology destruction would be this quick.
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