''The Bible''? More like ''One

>the bible
>true
Talmud is the Word

>>26844

The first one was pretty sick with all the vengeance and people getting smacked by the big man but in the second book they really fucked up the plot and most of the characters are shitty. Not bad for a children's story though.

>>26858
Kys kike

>>26878
The Qur'an is the sequel the OT desrved

>>26895

Haven't read, if it's in the same vein as the original I'm down. Better be some fucking vengeance and none of this touchy feel-y bullshit.

>>26889
Slave for me, goy

>>26844
Not much of a fan of fiction, sorry bro

>>27226
Nah pham my kind have been jewish jews since WW2

>>27348
*jewing

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>not using the most accurate and complete translation

>>27068
It's more bent towards violence than the NT, but it's not all vengeance and killing

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>>26844
>not the swoly bible
DYEL?

>>27068
Well it does involve old-man-on-9-years-old action if you're into that sort of things

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>>26844
>>26878
do kabbalah

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>>26844

>>27373
>nrsv
>accurate
lol

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>>28548
Bruh, holy, shit.

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>>28548
/pol/ is cancer and white people are the devil

>>28548
>t. baby's first parable

Proverbs 26:9 KJV
[9] As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a parable in the mouth of fools.

>>29012
y u lie
>inb4: it is in my nature