>about to have sex with this Russian chick >fully nude

just tell her girls don't like abs and prefer strongfat functional strength

Did you have sex?

>>42893958
Well, yeah. But the sex did not heal the feel.

>>42893920
Don't take it to heart you pussy, non westerners are usually upfront with their remarks, they won't sugarcoat things. But doesn't mean she doesn't like you.

Western men are trash, thank god for the Eastern European invasion of Britain

>>42893971
did she have a feminine penis?

>>42893971
doesnt matter had sex

>>42894019
>being this much of a dyel

Also who said I'm a westerner?

>>42893920
>caring about what some slag says
Stop man

i bet she was fat herself

Foreigners give no fucks.

I had surgery a couple months ago and went to the gym recently to do some cardio for the first time. I'm still in my sling so I rode a stationary bike. This older African lady comes up to me "ohhh my god. You get fat so fast!?"

>>42894051
She was a normie. Average weight.

>>42894040
You're the one crying about a simple remark and you call me dyel? Grats

>>42893920
>"You have sport body"

>>42893920
>about to have sex with this Russian chick
Were you like dropping coats on 1-2-3?

I had a Russian chick tell me "you are slightly cuter than a monkey" before we fucked.

Russians are just weird, man.

>>42895411
are u nigro?

>>42895446
Nope, I'm a very hairy white man.

>>42894207
So, fat. Got it.

>>42893920
>That's not the only thing that's fat bb
Do you even bantz?

more than a little bit if you succ it amirite

>>42893920
I think she was just trying to help you bro. There's always more you can do, keep going.

>>42895179
The remark is incredibly offensive to anyone who has muscles. Kys dyel.

>>42893920
"yeah I'm working on it"
>Crisis averted

>>42894207
yeah average weight here in the US is obese
I think you made this story up, you should be able to tell how much a girl weighs if you have sex with her

i doubt anyone who grows up on beets and vodka would have abs anyways

>>42897420
>she's Russian
>implying that she's American
>also implying that the average American is obese

You can't be this stupid, but here you are.

>>42893946
Kek

>>42897463

Average America is what I would consider a fattie, no doubt about it. Makes me totally ashamed of the country. Unless you live in Colorado or one of the few fitter states, like Idaho and I think Oregon is on the list as well.

>>42896756
Not that guy, but why are you such a little bitch?

>>42897918
Not that guy either.
But you dyels wouldn't know how it feels to have your abs insulted.

>>42897904
Massachusetts is also up there, possibly due to our limitless supply of college students. I travel for work and from what I can tell, only Colorado is less fat than Mass.

>>42893920
She probably meant there's fat in your face

>>42893920
That's just how Russian chicks are. They just say what they are thinking. A Ruski scientist was demonstrating something to me and a few students, I volunteered to go first and she said: "Ah, you are the brave one." she didn't even mean it as a compliment - just a fact.

maybe she didn't expected it will hurt your feelings, you'll be dead inside during whole sex and next day you post it on portugese bagel-fucking forum with dumb cartoon frog attached

>>42896756
You sound like a chubby insecure teenager, my man

>>42893920
was it a girl(female) or a girl(male)?

>>42894207
Normal weight or average weight? The average is fat.

>>42898684
She was 130lbs.