You're in the gym, she shows up and says >You think SS

>>42883986
Babe?

>>42883986
You've got big boobers

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If I took the mask off, would your reps go down?

>>42883986
I am my gym's Bane so

>>42883986
fart as much as I want

>>42884000
Tell me about babe, why does she wear the mask?

>>42883986
Slap her ass

>>42884000
Nice digits but Sarah's tits are bigger and faker.

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>>42883986
If I pull that off will you die?

>>42883986
She is a big girl

>>42883986
Hu is this qt

>>42883986
>>You think SS is your ally?

well I am no jew so probably ?

>Remember I switched to PPL months ago
Yeah I'm good thx

>>42884027
She's addicted to cock, this mask has a dildo on the inside (Which also explains her weird voice), it keeps her sane and lets her focus on the task at hand

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I didn't expect to get so many (OP)s lol
>>42884000
top kek
good job anon

>>42884003
Shouldn't they go up? I think those masks are supposed to simulate altitude
>>42884052
idk, I found her looking up "training mask" and she looked so bane that I had to make this ebin shitpost

>>42884073
But anon, the reason SS isn't your ally is because she was born in it, molded by it. She didn't see PPL until she was a woman. By then it was nothing to her but boring!

>>42883986
"Y-you're a big gal."

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>>42884035
It would be extremely uplifting

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>>42884177
For you.

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What did she mean by this?

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>>42884216
>Dr Wilson, I'm Babe

>>42883986
Wanna crash at my place with no survivors?

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>>42884000
>blocks your cock

>>42883986

>The Phantom Training Mask is a training device that helps you to train muscles, you need for any sport...your breathing muscles. The breathing process is essential for any physical activity, yet we pay little attention to it. This changes with the Phantom Training Mask. It sets your focus on your breathing by limiting your air supply during training. This makes it harder to get your lungs filled with air and strengthens your breathing muscles which increases your performance when training or competing without the mask.

Jesus Christ, this sounds dangerous.

>>42884457
Here is an interesting article
>http://tonygentilcore.com/2015/08/altitude-training-masks-helpful-or-hyperbole/

Basically at best they don't do anything, and at worst they hinder your performance or increase the risk of injury because of the respiratory dysfunction.

>>42884003
It would be extremely gainful

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>>42884370
uncanny

>>42883986
Would one of those masks help with altitude? Not even for gym, just like if somebody from sea level was going to go hiking at 10,000 feet, would wearing one of those for a few weeks ahead of time help?

>>42884564
that's why they made them but idk if they work or not

>>42884523

For real..This sounds like a /fit/ meme tailored for autists to avoid doing actual cardio because MUH GAINZ

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>>42884560

>>42884564
Some researchers concluded that for best performance you should live high and train low, not live low and train high as many propose

>>42884622

thank you flexible semen receptacle

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>>42884665
eggsactly
>http://www.nytimes.com/1998/10/27/science/live-high-train-low-and-move-faster.html
>>42884622
thank you flexible semen receptacle

>>42883986
I too believe the Jews are trying to control us with chemtrails. Personally, I am immune

>>42884722
kek

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lel look at this, they actually used a bald mannequin

>>42884564
>>42884583
no, this just adds resistance to breathing. High altitude means less oe in your blood. So when you come back down your body is adjusted to low oxygen and is more efficient at sea height.
Also being at high altitude = 24/7 training, not 1 hr a day wearing that retarded mask

>>42883986
There's some fucking idiot that wears an altitude mask to lift at my gym. It's the dumbest fucking thing of all time. Cardio, sure, I guess I get it, but lifting weights? Literally why? What could this possibly do to help you gain muscle? Fuck all. Just up the weights if your lifts are too easy.

>>42884776
oe= oxygen

>>42883986
Tell her she is a dipshit for wearing a high altitude mask. They don't work at all

>>42884758
first pic is like
>Crashing this plane...

>>42884809
>Tell her she is a dipshit for wearing a high altitude mask
sure thing
go back to /r9k/
>they don't work at all
Define work. They may not work in the /fit/ sense of the word, but they do in the /fa/ sense.

>>42883986
SS faggot

>>42884817
With Nosher Vivers

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>>42884191
(You) are a big gurl

>>42884027
If she pulled me off, would I die?

>>42884987
It would be extremely lustful

>>42885055
She's a sexy girl

>>42885064
UUUU

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>>42884977
You mirin?

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>>42884839
>Define work. They may not work in the /fit/ sense of the word, but they do in the /fa/ sense.
That would be true if she hadn't such an abysmal taste. Look at the full picture, who the hell who isn't a nigger wears those shoes? A honorary nigger, that's who.

>A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as spotting a young boy's bench to let him know that we are all gonna make it.

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>>42885767
I'm at a loss of words anon, your words brought tears to my eyes

>>42883986
Is this a jojo reference?

>>42884093
Gave me a chub 2bh

>>42884622
thank you flexible semen receptacle

>>42884560
spoopy

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>>42885816
>not restricting your breathing in order to master hamon

>>42883986
i never knew bane had boobies

>you think SS is your ally
Well considering I'm not a jew, yes.

>>42886154
You're late bruder, see >>42884062

>>42884622
Thank you flexible semen receptacle

>>42886242
Goddamnit should've looked through the thread first.

>>42886578
:^)

>>42886154
>>42886578
You made me chuckle anyway

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>>42884027
what babe?

>>42884537
Underrated post.

>>42886905
agreed

>captcha: high test

>>42886905
For you...

>>42884622
Thank you flexible semen receptacle

>>42884622
Thank you flexible semen recepticle

Reported

>>42884622
thank you semen receptacle

>>42884622
Thank you flexible semen receptacle

>>42883986
First one to chalk gets to stay in my gym

>>42884622
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>>42884622
THANK YOU FLEXIBLE SEMEN RECEPTACLE

>>42884622
Rude.

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>>42884622

THANK YOU FLEXIBLE SEMEN RECEPTACLE

>>42884622
thank you flexible semen receptacle

>>42884665
Thanks, Joe.

>>42885732
Nike running shoes? Are you fucking fully retarded or just the requisite amount of autistic to shit post here.

>>42888096
kek
>>42889025
top kek
>>42889913
nigger detected
brand alone doesn't make it good

>>42884002
For you

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>>42884000

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>>42884000
Amusing post anon.