are you man enough to decide right now to take cold showers for the rest of your life? I decided it in the beginning of 2015 and not a single drop of hot water touched my skin since then.
Don't you just wanna feel the urge to headbutt Mike Tyson after a real fucking nape-killer icy shower?
Don't you just wanna feel being the only real guy in a crowded room you just had entered, knowing others would cry for hot water while you would step cold-bloodedly under the tap?
Don't you want your son to have a proper dad, not some faggot that can't stand the water coming from the other tap?
Don't you see the equation that in a situation where all other conditions are equal, guy who takes cold showers would beat the shit out of the hot-showering pussy?
Don't you wanna have the rooted inside-voice that will alert you whenever you wanna ease a situation, not only when you wanna turn on the hot tap?
It will be a new step to manhood, trust me. Other benefits are;
>more intense fat burning due to faster metabolism
>better sleep quality
>harder erections
>balls getting slightly bigger due to rising sperm levels and quality of the alive ones
>whiter and thicker cum
>better skin
>shiny hair
>reduced stress levels
>bursting agressiveness when needed
>increased alertness
>can wake up in the mornings without effort
>not being ill anymore except a slight cold which you can get over standing
>>42883930
In Arizona the coldest you can set the shower to is high 90's. Is that cold enough to get the benefits?
Post a credible source or kys
>>42883930
Kek at ur small shrunken dick manlet
>>42883930
I do it all the time, mostly because I'm hooked on the feeling it gives me. It hurts so I don't really know why, but at least I feel great afterwards.
The sience behind it isn't great concerning gains....it is actually adviced against it.
I can't even handle a hot shower on a cold morning
>>42883930
Meme harder fgt
>>42883930
I take a normal shower and then at the end i make it cold as can go for about 5-10 minutes or whenever im done to close up my newly cleaned pores and get the benefits of healthy hair. As that alright? Or do I have to only do cold showers.
Someone had posted a study here before where they said that cold showers hinder muscle recovery
it's good for skin and hair tho
>>42883930
>>42883930
I take a normal shower and then at the end i make it cold as can go for about 5-10 minutes or whenever im done to close up my newly cleaned pores and get the benefits of healthy hair. As that alright? Or do I have to only do cold showers.
>>42883930
cold showering is all fun in the summer, but in the winter in canada no sir i will not
also are repeated threads what is the purpose?
data mining?
internet marketers looking for ideas?
autistic faggots enjoying any reply at all?
>>42884201
>>42884219
Oops i didnt mean to double post
Holy fuck is this a pasta
Imagine being so autistic that you typed this out
>>42883930
Started doing this because I workout after working a 12 hour shift so I have to shower and go right to bed after and I'm way to hot to fall asleep otherwise.
>>42884225
What difference does the temp outside make? No central heating and cooling in Canada?
>>42883930
>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you care to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. 3 reasons:
>1. Discipline
>2. Mental toughness
>3. It raises my testosterone
>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated, especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.
>She's already received a black mark for questioning my NoFap practices stating that she wants my seed and wishes me to release my seed. Should she continue in this non-stoic fashion then I don't see us lasting much longer.
>>42883930
cold shower = gains killer
OP is a gains goblin who takes hot showers and tells everyone else to take cold showers
I did cold showers for 10 days and then got sick, got diarrhea and my stomach was hurting for the whole day that day.
I said to myself nig no more cold shit for you my nig.
>>42884098
Unless you shower In middle of the desert, we get cold water. Mesa here.
>tfw water heater broke as a poor teen and i spent so much time taking cold showers unable to get the water repaired that now im used to it
>>42883930
is he a consul of rome?
I usually have it mild then turn it cold asf for like the last 2 minutes or so
>>42883930
I do take cold showers but my water doesn't even get that low. It's maybe 50°F.
>>42885040
>property manager
>>42883930
cold shower, no fap, no sugar, no shampoo, no toothpaste, no bed sheets, no friends, no sex, no video games but lots and lots of memes bro thats all i want dank /fit/ memes
>>42886098
kek, it really does get quite ridiculous
>>42883930
>more intense fat burning due to faster metabolism
Nope! Higher CORTISOL levels mean higher stress = more fat GAIN.
>better sleep quality
Nope! Higher CORTISOL levels mean higher stress = poor quality sleep
>harder erections
Nope! Higher CORTISOL levels mean higer stress = ED
>balls getting slightly bigger due to rising sperm levels and quality of the alive ones
Nope! No credible clinical studies to support this claim.
>whiter and thicker cum
Dehydration
>better skin
>shiny hair
Placebo effect
>reduced stress levels
Nope! Higher CORTISOL levels mean higher stress.
>bursting agressiveness when needed
Higher stress levels causing depression, moodiness, and OUTBURSTS OF UNDIFFERENTIATED ANGER
>increased alertness
Nope! Just higher stress levels -- AGAIN
>can wake up in the mornings without effort
Nope! Just higher stress levels -- AGAIN -- You never really got any quality sleep to start with!
>not being ill anymore except a slight cold which you can get over standing
Nope! Just higher stress levels -- AGAIN -- drag down your immune system, coupled with low-quality sleep, will cause MORE ILLNESSES.
..so, OP, are you just a shitty troll, or are you some sort of sadist who gets off on misleading innocent anons into RUINING their health and getting sick?
http://www.thebroscientist.com/bullshit-cold-showers-youve-told-far/
This is dumber than the nofap threads, lmao. If you don't like enjoying the few small good things we have in life then what's the point in even living?
>>42887584
Not that I agree on cold showers, but if you live only to enjoy things then you're a pussy.
>>42883930
I only take cold showers, but not really by choice
My water just doesn't "do" hot
At best it's lukewarm around noon when the sun is high since I only have a solar water heater
When I have morning and evening showers (which is always) it's ice
On that note I have more energy and my skin is much clearer now
>>42887657
>Hurr imma reel man becuz I don't enjoy things. Fun is for fagz.
What are you ten years old?
>>42883930
not interested in placebo showers thanks.
>>42887820
If you read carefully you'll notice that I didn't say that not enjoying things was preferable. I said that if the point of living is to enjoy things for you, then you're a pussy. Which is true. You going ad-hominem immediately in response is also because you're a pussy at heart, but you probably already know that.
>>42883930
I started taking only cold showers about 5 months ago. I love it, its not a burden to me. I do it sometimes 2 or 3 times a day.
Now i am thinking about doing ice baths to become much more cold resistant.
>>42886143
i wasnt even being ironic desu desu
>>42885723
>fast and furious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW-l5lM_Fck
>>42887886
lmfao whats the purpose of life then Plato?
Cold shower in cold climate =/= lukewarm shower in warm climate
Also, better not be longer than a couple minutes
>Increased storage of subcutaneous fat as a physiological response to prolonged cold water exposre
No ty
I'm sitting down in a hot shower shit posting on /fit/ after a workout