ITT autistic [spoiler] fitness [/spoiker] shit that you think only you do. I'll start
If I see a big guy (4 me) at the gym working out, I completely change my workout so I hang around him when he's doing compounds or lifting some heavy shit. Then when he's done I'll take the power rack after him. I'll pretend I'm him, and mix his sweat he left behind in with the chalk on my hands and sort of down my arms to absorb it through my pores. If he's really big I'll write his name down in my Gymnote for later studies. Luckily I'm pretty covert about it and have only been caught 2 1/2 times in all time doing this
o boy what a quality post lemme screencap this and put it in the humor threads