How much do I have to deadlift to stop being a virgin? I started

having a good body helps a lot, but barbells don't grow a vagina once you can deadlift a certain amount of weight. you have to make social gains, bro

>>42876405

Have you considered an escort who doesn't have a penis and won't rape you in the ass while degrading you and infect you with AIDS?

>>42876414
How will having sex with an escort help my mental virginity
It's all about the satisfaction, not sex

just go talk to girls. you dont need a nice body to get laid. even if you cant get pussy at least youll be making social gains so when you do get /fit/ you're not in my position

>>42876405
I dont even deadlift and lost my virginity before having a gym membership. Maybe there's more to getting girls than lifting, don't you think?

>>42876952
It was merely a metaphor. No matter how much I lift, I cannot lift the burden from my heart.

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>>42876457
>How will having sex with an escort help my mental virginity

You know a lot of my problems make sense now

>tfw btfo by /fit/

>>42876405
>wanting to exchange bodily fluids with a stranger
>being this pleb
Just get big