There are things in life much worse than being a kissless virgin,

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Doesn't matter, had sex

Time to move on bro, you are better off without her. At least you're not a virgin anymore, sex is only going to get better from here

>>42875606
pathetic

sage

>>42875606
Hey Anon,
Your oneitis doesn't seem like a nice person if she talked about you behind your back.
Then again, she might have been really drunk and under the influence of her slut friends.

However: keep being a good friend to your oneitis. She might actually hate you, or she doesn't - but you need to stay in contact to find out. Maybe she just isn't answering you because she is embarassed or something.

Also, read the first sentence in the urbandictionary definition of "oneitis":
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oneitis

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>>42875606

My nigga you are thinking about this all wrong

>Your oneitis revealed she is a slut
You are now free from her. She knocked her own pussy clean off the pedestal you put it on

>You lost your virginity
Congrats buddy. You get better. You couldn't ride a bike the first time either could you?

>You nutted
hell yeah bro you nutted

Now go have a long and happy life you sick cunt

>>42875606
>had sex with your oneitis
>complaining about it

Holy fuck mate don't look a gift horse in the mouth

>>42875606

i dont know why so few people replied to this


if this is true anon...its sad as fuck, now you are separated from god till the eternity because of letting a slut taking your virginity in a rage

shame on you

>>42875606
holy shit anon stop being such a weak cunt
>apologising to this slut
>being her beta orbiter
gotta respect yourself a little my dude
you are what you make yourself

i really hope that this is just some b8

>>42875606
Her friends are bitches and you should drop some of her hot instagram pics here

>>42877557
this

>>42875606
Fuck her man at least you got laid that's all that matters, that and gains.

this aint your blog

also not fitness related

sage

>>42877661
you patently did not sage this because it showed up on the first page when i looked at the catalog

>>42875606
The dumbest thing about onitis isn't the fact that she might not be interested and you're wasting time and emotion on someone, it's that you don't REALLY know someone at that point. You know the woman who she wants you to know. "She's got a nice personality" might be a funny joke and all, but it does have some truth to it. No girl is hot enough to live miserably with. And if you don't have a close relationship, you really don't know if she could be the worst thing that would ever happen to you.

You didn't lose a potential partner anon, you lost the time you should have spent getting to know other people, one of which might have been the right one for you. It's not about being a player, it's about understanding people and relationships. That sweet doe eyed girl could be satan incarnate.

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>>42875606
>Shes the one who pushes it
>She fucks you
>Does this to get back at her boyfriend
>Would know that you like her (they always fucking know, its probably why she chose you)
>She then tells her friends all about it and how you weren't good even though she also knew it was your first time
Gotta say man that doesn't sound like the sort of thing that a likeable person would do.

>>42875606
She released you from your fantasy, now you can live. do work, anon

>>42875606
Solid 40 seconds is pretty good bro. When i lost the v card i only got like 6-7 pumps before i started to cum. And the girl wasnt no 10/10

Well OP you had shit taste in girls, that's your own damn fault. Cultivate taste in better people.

>>42877695
>That sweet doe eyed girl could be satan incarnate.
not OP but learned it the hard way

>>42875606
There are no unicorns. Women just are like that.

How do I not cum fast? Shit is the worst. Women have it so easy

>>42878842
deadgrip that dick

>>42877546
never go full pagan

>>42875606
>obsessed with oneitis for years
Aww anon's so sweet and-
>10/10 in my opinion. Her body is great etc etc object of desire tig ol bitties
Jesus fuck man no wonder you're alone.

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>>42877503
I'm with this dude. In times like this, keeping a positive attitude is difficult, but it's worth it man. Now you are free from oneitis and not a virgin anymore. Time to get swole and fuck some more.
If anybody comes and tries to shit at you, just say "I fucked the best looking girl in the school, and you? lmao".

>>42877503
10000 times this
I'm sorry you wasted your first time with a slut but the pros outweight the cons by several orders of magnitude
Show must go on my dude

>>42875606
Apparently she is not a nice person after all

i love these post.
legit told myself NEVER to see/treat women this way.
thanks OP.
i'll never be as beta as you.
thank god im good looking and 6'3 with a 19cm dick

>>42875606
>huge ass

Plebeian tastes

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>>42875606
Why would you care man?
Just completely disregard her now that u got what u wanted, she's no good for anything else senpai

>>42877695
This this this.

Looks aren't everything, you're not some nigger or frat boy whose gonna pump his seed into some bitch, get her prego and bolt.

Get over it OP and stop giving a fuck, at least you put your peepee inside her fish hole, start working on making your miserable self and life better, be someone else's oneitis while making your own onetitis come running after you.

>>42875606
Post pictures of her

>>42875606
Haha dickhead, you still fucked her, you still lost your v card and if she and her friends give you shit and she is as hot as you say guess what you still fucked her.

Hi 5 anon onward to the next slut, fuck her mang, first one down next one will be better

>>42875606
fuck off normalfag you have ascended virgin status and are now on the path to becoming a slayer while most of us /fit/ virgins continue to rot in our basements, sad and alone

>>42875606
Anon I'm really sorry that happened to you. She sounds like a massive bitch but if you've been around her for so many years then how did you not know that she was such a massive cunt? How did you not see that her hanging out with a group of sluts would effect her personality?

Bro honestly go give her a call & curse her out. Be a man & tell her what she did was really shitty. Best way to look like less of a beta

>>42875606
So you got what you wanted and youre still acting like a beta autist?

lmfao men should never be ashamed of their conquests, even if it was an utter failure

>>42878861
Doesn't work for me. It just makes my dick shoot highly pressurized jizz.

>>42878842
Try edging everytime you jack off. Show the dick who is the master here.

>>42877503
It's a great attitude man.

Also LMAO at the 'hell yeah you butted. I'm going to remember that for next time.

>>42879728
Fuck right off to r9k you dyel manlet faggot.

This guy lost his virginity to his 10/10 oneitis, he should be proud and move on.

people like you and OP if he doesn't take this as a W will never make it.

>>42875606
At least you got to be inside her, anon. I only got to kiss my oneitis after she was wasted. Tasted like vomit and garlic.

can we settle this once and for all:

should you tell her you haven't cashed in the v card yet?

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>>42877503

This guy right here

>>42877503
the kinda bro we need on the 'ch0n

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>>42875606
>we fuck for maybe a solid 40 seconds before i cum
fuck m8, that's rough. get to the gym and lift those feels away. trust me, you'll feel better.

>>42877386
This. Based on how you've described her i can't imagine her being anyone's onitis

>>42875663
my initial thought as well

>>42881488
If they were a real person with an actual brain it shouldn't matter. I literally cannot comprehend why someone being a virgin would matter in any way.

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>>42875663
LMAO, very good post

>>42875606
you cucked her boyfriend lol

>>42875606

There's literally nothing wrong with this \o/

Don't listen to the noise, you guys have been friends for a long time, it definitely meant something to her even if only a little bit.

>>42878842
>How do I not cum fast? Shit is the worst. Women have it so easy

Women don't really have it easy, what if she wants to get fucked long and hard and the dude just cums too fast? Nothing she can do L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y nothing. At least if you're a guy and you want to fuck long and hard you can work on it.

The option to get what you want by working harder is not some small thing

>>42875606

Well I guess in the end, this proves size didn't matter after all.

>>42877503
wiser words haven't been spoken, i love you my dude, i sincerely hope your life is pure blessings you sick cunt.

>>42875663
Ikr? Fucking normies.

>Be you
>Show yourself to be a submissive betafag that will bend over backwards to emotionally please a woman
SHOCK! HORROR!
>She treats you like a beta
Now let's think carefully, where did you go wrong?

>>42877557
I third this notion.