FRIDAY EVENING LADS >tfw drinking at home alone What's

>>42873253
>What's up
Hi!
>How has your week been anons?
Horrible. Had food poisoning and still recovering.
>How's your lifting been?
Out of action.
>Dietan?
You could call it that.

>>42873283
Hey anon! Here's to you! Cheers

>the food pois
Damn son what did you eat?

File: 4aDtawE.jpg (239KB, 2000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 2000x1000px

Had a drink with my mates, now chilling home with a glass of milk and seeing what my /fit/ friends are up to.
Week was good, managed to get plenty social gainz. Sadly fit-wise didn't have a good time, bench and military press stalled again, can't bring myself to eat enough. Have a good night, buds.
> Remind yourself that we're ALL gonna make it

>>42873334
Evening anon! Here's to you!

File: CAM_0394.jpg (28KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 640x480px

Any other anons wanna join?

>>42873253
>>42873430
I'm fine. Question: are you trying to trick people into thinking you're the person in the photograph?

>>42873452
Oh no no, just some pics of a chick, not actually me
Got any plans for tonight anon?

>>42873253
First week of strong lifts done.

Tfw your bumble match fizzles out.

So I'm just catching up on sleep. I might go to a yoga class this evening. And yes, I'm on a cut, I shaved my chest and belly to hopefully see my and better but I just see new stretch marks and scars from when i was a fat fuck.

>>42873460
Well today is a rest day for me, so I'm going to get baked and play Zelda all night. I don't often get the opportunity to play video games for more than 1 or 2 hours at a time so I look forward to these kinds of nights.

>>42873501
Sup anon

Stay strong! Ha! Good on ya
Keep up the good work my man
Yoga sounds great!
>>42873507
Baked Zelda sounds like a relaxing plan my man

>>42873501
Abs* instead of and

>>42873253
Same drinkin with the lads
>got my low calorie vodka and seltzer water ready
god i miss beer.

>>42873520
Evening! Low calorie vodka? which brand

>>42873253
Recently started dieting about 2 months ago, started going to the Gym at my Uni. Today I overslept and missed my gym time and class.
More upset about Gym than class tbqh.

>>42873586
Evening anon! don't oversleep the next time, promise

Here's another one for you guys, cheers

Anyone else drinking?

Probably going to get stoned and shitpost on /fit/, /his/ and /k/, feeling bummed out over not being able to do all 5 sets of OHP after going up in weight.

Such is like for a skinnyfat fag

>>42873837
Evening anon! Ain't gonna be skinnyfat for long though amirite?

Not too bad. I cheated a bit but Im still down 2lbs from last week.

any drum and bass bros around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jRBgMTiumk

File: Snapchat-909620750.jpg (752KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

752KB, 1080x1920px

Having a drink with the lads. Talking about the week, training etc

>>42873507
Fuck yeah, which one?

>>42873253
>What's up
Still on campus. Wrapping some stuff up then hitting the gym
>How has your week been anons?
Bretty good, can't complain. I'm happiest when I'm busy and these weeks have been very busy
>How's your lifting been?
Making progress. Felt great when I got past my embarrassingly low OHP plateau on Wednesday
>Dietan?
Watching macros and trying to eat clean. Tried a week of nofap that ends tomorrow night. Wasn't really that hard, might try a longer one soon.

>>42873853
Evening my man, you'll make it! Treat yourself once in a while willya
>>42873866
Cheers to you then!

>>42873875
Ahoi anon! How's your OHP now?

File: seething.png (18KB, 300x309px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 300x309px

>>42873843
Thats the plan, I'm committed to getting yuge, its literally the only thing that is keeping me going, just sucks that my upper body is fucking week

>155lb squat/135lb DL
>tfw 125lb benchpress/65lb OHP

feels bad mane, prolly gonna be T Rex mode for a while

>>42873854
>mfw trying to learn the baseline for Roundabout

Dat solo part

>>42873916
You'll make it my man! Here's to you!

>>42873253
Feeling like shit since my company doesn't give me any work anymore, they want me to leave at this point. I make over 85k a year (before taxes) and not really working on anything fun or interesting

It is starting to bother me now

> How do you feel when everyone else is busy at work and you really don't have much to do??

Sick and my head has been very weary, absolutely no gains whole week. No dates even. Shitty week and cant even get social gaihs this weekend

>>42873916
>Dat solo part
roundabout?

>>42873935
Roundabout by Yes, the part when they jam out is fucking hard to do with a finger (not used to using picks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

starts at around 6:14

>>42873900
After a few months I'm finally past 90 pounds for 5 sets of 5... it's embarrassing. How are your lifts, anon?

>>42873929
Hey man! What field you working in?
>>42873932
Ima drink to you getting better then!
>>42873956
Well don't fret OHP is one of the hardest lifts to progress. Haven't been lifting for 2 months now due to work need to get back into it but too much stuff to do, kicking it back this evening though! Need some more rum hang on a sec

>>42873953
Yes has some fantastic tracks. Phenomenal musicians. No idea how the drummer was able to pull off Heart of the Sunrise.

>>42873868
Breath of the Wild. Haven't been this obsessed with a game in a long time

>>42873953
not really my type of music but you just reminded me that i really need to play my e-guitar more thanks

Briefly talked to a girl who seemed to be into me today.
She looks exactly like my ex
Should I go for it lads?

>>42874023
Evening anon! Go for any chance you get you'd regret it in the end if youdidnt#

>>42874023
Sure, pal. Give it a shot. At worst it's a learning experience.

>>42874023
>She looks exactly like my ex

The fact that this is a perk for you isn't a good sign.. but what the hell, go for it

sup anon. im pooping at the gym and it is going well.

week has been great my new gf has been spending the night every night and i dont see myself getting tired of her. we read eachother spooky ghost stories before banging and it feels amazing.

lifting is good im on 531 bbb so the gains and strength gains are slow but steady but i balance it perfectly with my life

im eating with intention to lose weight but am not tracking anything on a daily basis. going well no stress

>>42874084
Evenin lad!Gym poops best poops. Good on ya, you will make it and what kind of stories do you read each other?

File: 1505470245810.gif (959KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

959KB, 480x270px

>ex is out partying and im alone on a friday night yet again

>>42873989
I love Yes, grew up listening to them and Pink Floyd because my dad and uncle would always argue about whose better

>>42873994
I've heard great things. Maybe I'll make that my gains goal reward.

>>42874134
Evening anon, don't be sad she isn't getting those sweet gains you are!

>How has your week been anons?
Bad, just like every other week the past month, feel very lonely and unwanted
>How's your lifting been?
Good, just starting out, only been a few weeks but all my lifts have progressed, except OHP, fuck OHP
>Dietan?
Just eating a ton cause hungry skelly

>>42874204
Hey there anon! i too feel lonely af but hey guess what you're not you're here with us

Is a bookstore like Barnes and Nobles a good place to meet a girl? Been thinking of going to the starbucks and reading Meditations tonight just so I won't spend another night in my room

>>42874193
what good are all the gains in the world if you have no one to share them with?

>>42874223
True, this is comfy. As much shit as we give 4chan for being a terrible place, I actually can't imagine my life without this place, I can come here and laugh and get the feels and rant like I can't anywhere else

>>42874239
To ensure that the weak fear the strong

>>42874228
I've been thinking of doing this, going to a starbucks or barnes and noble and reading, then maybe a qt will come up to me and be like what are you reading?
But probably won't happen

Hey guys I just entered grad school and some how my fellow students like me and think I'm a normal well adjusted person.

They are always trying to get me to go out with them, but I would rather stay home alone. What do I tell them when they text me tonight?

I'd prefer they not know the autistic truth, but I don't like drinking an staying up late.

>>42874228
I've been thinking of trying out the same thing. I like Barnes and noble and it's better than sitting in my apt.

I hope my girlfriend is off her period so that I can ejaculate inside her tonight (unprotected, of course).

>>42873253
Me too. I have refried beans w/ salsa w/ rice as my chaser. I'm watching Juji video and it's disgusting that he is literally shilling a nigger porno website.

>>42874228
Try it my man
>>42874239
I really feel you there anon but things'll get better
>>42874252
Yep especially /fit/ i believe that on this board the majority of people actually have some sort of social life

>>42873973
I code for a living but the only type of work i get is literally beneath my skill level and i cant take it anymore

>makes me feel useless to work on such small projects

File: why I drink.jpg (146KB, 919x720px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 919x720px

>>42874262
>mfw thinking the same thing

Its gonna be up to us to make the first move

>mfw

>>42874280
I too work in IT any big companies hiring?

>>42874264
There's no way they don't know you're autistic already. You're fucking with me and your whole post is a lie or they already know you are a retard. The question is do they want to help you or watch you burn.

>Tfw fired 3 weeks ago
>can't drink
>living off $1,000 in savings
>gotta pay rent next month
>and car
Fug

>>42873253
Gonna spend the weekend studying for organic and analytical chem wish me luck in pursuing these brain gains brehs

>>42874284
>H-hey, what book are you reading?
>Just a book, can you not bother me I'm trying to read
>Y-you too
That's how I imagine it'll go

>>42874292
Don't know, I'm in devops

>>42874302
It'll get better bro, u lifting?

Damn this rum is getting to me slowly
>>42874310
Best of luck my man!
>>42874312
Any website you could look for an open place?

>>42874134
>the woman is on EZ Street
>the man is suffering
Yes that's life.

>>42874314
http://www.dice.com/

>>42874322
What am i seeing here?

>>42874100
thanks anon i believe i'll make it, we all will. :') we read creepypasta and nosleep stories. most of it is shit but occasionally we'll actually find a decent creepy story

File: sleeping italian.jpg (73KB, 640x483px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 640x483px

>>42874311
right in the feels brah

>>42873253
>How has your week been anons?
Stressful, I have a pretty rough semester, but it will be fine.
>How's your lifting been?
New PRs in squat and diddlydoos this week. Finally jumped on creatine/pwo after nothing but whey for months. that shit works.
>Dietan?
Dirty bulking another 8 lbs up to 230 so I can cut to 200 so... dirty as fuck. I'm not counting but prolly between 4-5k a day of everything around me. So far I've had 2 scoops, a deviled ham sandwich, tuna fish salad sandwich, eggs, apples and peanut butter, and a burger. Prolly going to have some potato soup, spaghetti, a tub of cottage cheese, and a shake before bed. Eating is becoming a chore now, but I'll probably be bulking until november/december.

>tfw drunk
>tfw wallowing in a feels thread instead of just distracting myself with something fun
Stop it stop it stop it stop wasting the 1 night where your brain is supposed to not be stressed out

>>42874329
Good on ya, cheers!
>>42874339
Ahoi there! never neglect the diddlydidoos! Also beware of the crea-teen

>>42874352
Hey man! I'm trying to mix up some tunes besides managing this thread

also, I think one of the girls who works at my gym's juice bar is into me but I'm to awkward and nervous to actually move it forward.

>>42874358
Why bruh, creatine added 4-5% across the board for 1rms and 10lbs of water weight in 2 weeks.

I have a question. I'm cutting, but I've found the easiest way for me to not eat too much is to only eat 1 meal a day, and typically that's dinner. Will that fuck with my metabolism or something and make it harder to lose weight? Or is that just broscience?

Also, I'm a newbie to drinking, which is better, bacardi gold or captain morgan 100 proof?

>>42874379
Just say hi my man and go from there!
>>42874383
Just joking remember to drink at least 1L of water more than usual! Creatine sure is no meme if water is being drunk enough my man

>>42874314
Yes. Haven't watched gym videos in probably a year. Started watching a bunch since I got fired since I gotta fill up time. I have let my form and routine go to waste, kek. Watched some Hodge Twins video today and had a great lat/back workout 20 minutes ago. Fixed up my DL form too. I try my best to look at things from the good side. At least I have more time to study for my SATs and go back to college
>muh GI bill
>muh free college tuition
Man, I fucked myself from jumping job to job because most of them were slave labor (factory setting) with very little pay. I've gone to two interviews and they both asked me why I was jumping around so much. Fucked if you do, fucked if you don't (no job experience) I had a "dream" job with great pay but got fired due to lack of experience (kept making rookie mistakes.) Fuck. I really liked that CNC job ;_;

>>42874264
Just go bro so you have people to talk to the rest of the semester year. If you opt out right at the beginning, you're gonna be alone the whole year. Unless you don't mind it.

>>42874394
Evenin anon! go with the captain as rum > all

>>42874395
I've talked to her a bit already. I just don't know how to move it past our talking about workouts and what's happening at that very moment. Just need to figure out a natural way to ask for her number or to go out without it sounding just forced and out of the blue.

>>42874311
You're acting as if girls think the same way guys do. If a girl is reading in public she probably WANTS someone to walk up and ask her what she's reading. She's doing it for social points, not mental gains. BONUS: if she's really nerdy, she's probably craving social interaction.

>>42874400
Don't sweat study and try to make the best out of your situation my man!
>>42874425
Just be upfront and confident bro if she says no oh well whatever

>>42874400
>>muh GI bill
>>muh free college tuition

Have you gone to college yet? That BAH is pretty damn sweet, especially if you're rooming or staying with family

>tfw BAH is 1.8k for me
>savings plan dictates I put away 1.4k and live off of 400 since dad is letting me stay in his place
>anything I didn't spend by next BAH check gets put into savings

Gonna make it financially brah, now just gotta make it with my lifts

>>42874433
Will do anon, thanks.

My 25th birthday tomorrow.

Thinking of signing up at the gym. Got literally nothing else going on.

Nice to hang with you guys /fit/.

>>42874463
Nice to hang with you lad! You got a program to follow?

>>42874463
Go fucking sign up right now.

File: kraken-rum-175__87512.1335283056.jpg (32KB, 400x560px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x560px

>>42874394
Those are both pretty awful. Get the kraken if you are going to get crap rum.

>>42874467
Stronglifts 5x5 looks decent.

>>42874471
It's almost midnight lol.

>>42873253
>What's up
Just a little excited for tonight, first week all night ill get to relax and play some vidya
>How has your week been anons?
hard, studying and doing hw all weel
>How's your lifting been?
good! hurt my rotator cuff 3 weeks ago but this week it finally felt good enough to get an upper body lift in, and lifts in general going well
>Dietan?
nope just a life style change, cutting out obviously bad shit and trying to eat healthier

>>42874480
When I used to drink this was my go to.
>drink it straight or with ice, tastes like coffee+dark licorice
>mix with coke to take it easy, tastes pretty good

Also it has cool packaging.

>>42874489
Stronglifts is a good starting point my man best of luck!
>>42874497
Cheers m8 vidya sure is relaxing, what vidya you gonna play?

>>42874489
Sign up tomorrow then! Spend your birthday bucks on some gains. Stronglifts is pretty good too for them starter strength gains, just be wary that it helps with strength but not necessarily physique.

>>42873253
Literally did nothing but eat, sleep, lift, play destiny. On dnp so I'm sweating constantly.
Lifting is obv stalled on heavy cut. Lifts are miserable cus shaky and weak.
Currently cutting at -800, which is like -1900 on dnp.

>>42874532
Ahoi there anon! Watchout with that dnp please don't go kill

>>42874301
Of the 300 of us in the program, I'm one of the better looking men and I'm one of like 5 guys who has any gains.

I know how to act normal play the role in school, but really prefer to be alone.

>>42874401
I know, but I really just prefer to relax at home on my own, catch up on my sleep and hit the rec center early the next morning.

Fuck I hate drinking.

>>42874502
oh man its great with root beer too

>>42874537
I'm only able to do 150-200 a day cus everyone else in the house is always cold and im drenched with sweat constantly as is. I used to do 300-350 when I could control the thermostat

>>42874602
Check your heart once a while will ya

Work was good all week. Hit a few records while lifting.
Broke up with my gf whom I live with.
In love with girl i went to elementary school with i recently reconnected with.
Got a new guitar.

>>42874608
When I'm not on it I'm like 116/78 56 bpm

File: IrishPotatoPep.png (35KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 500x500px

>>42874434
>1.8k BAH
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
that's ridiculous! I hope BAH is high on Amherst, it's full of hipsters and hippies so probably very gentrified/expensive. If not I'll have to go to UMASS Boston. It's probably higher than 2k. Good luck on that m8.

>>42874433
I've got a decent plan if SHTF. Basically put all of my shit on storage and live off my car (own a subaru outback, I can "comfortably" sleep in it.) I've done it before for festivals but only for 3 days at most. It's better to toughen up when shit hits the fan than to crumple like a leaf. It sucks because I'm currently emotionally unstable (due to being unemployed I feel in a bad mood more often, usually I'm happy 90% of the time) so it fucks with my gym sessions too, plus I ran out of pre workout. Might get some of the Hodge Twins one, it's cheap and apparently very powerful.

>>42874637
Hey man cheers first and foremost! Fuck i'm getting drunk slowly but steady
>>42874692
Fuck man i too am emotionally fucked up but i have to make the best of it don't i

>>42874708
Cheers!
Headed out with my bros for a few in a little bit myself.

>>42874752
Sounds awesome enjoy yourself!

>>42874708
To be honest m8, LSD has helped me more than anything to become more accustomed to living in my own body and mind (as Gay as that sounds.)

Lsd + Jordan Peterson and you'll get sorted. Watch all his videos if you don't want to take a tab. I don't do it too often but do as much research as humanly possible before doing anything. I do recommend watching as many Jordan peterson videos as possible.

>>42874790
Funny the same sort of experience i had with some MDMA years ago

>>42874807
>mdma
Wew lad. Idk about the long lasting effects of "therapy" under mdma. Never done it myself but I think it's too short of a time frame to think about all kinds different things or meditate. The people I know that do it are usually at parties, but hey, if it worked for you more power to ya. I actually think it cured my autism by 25%, you might think it's a small number but tell me about anyone who's been able to change their personality that drastically.

>>42874852
Just don't do it every week maybe every 6-9 months but damn

File: 1503064459301.jpg (120KB, 514x536px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 514x536px

>>42873994
sounds comfy af anon, wish I had a switch

just listened to one of my mixes, house / electro

pretty good even if i'm a beginner

>>42873253
Markets in my country crashed (3rd world politics) but I shorted yesterday so a nice profit was made

I have a date later, she can squat 2pl8s so I hope she crushes my head with her thighs

>>42874861
Kek, by time frame I meant that it lasts like 3 hrs when LSD lasts 12+

>>42874913
Cheers anon! She can squat 2pl8s? Damn son
>>42874915
Oh okay never tried lsd and t bh don't want to, got think too much over everything

File: nothin personnel bulgar.png (209KB, 692x699px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 692x699px

>>42873253
>What's up
Okay more or less, uni exam period is nearing towards its end but I'm in no mood to study for my last test
>How has your week been?
Mostly successful, hopefully I passed a difficult test I took. A friend also contracted me and we talked about going out with some other friends, which I haven't done since July
>How has your lifting been?
I started a full-body routine and it really tires me out, but I'm liking the results so far. I want to incorporate some cardio too.
>Dietan?
Trying to bulk but with little success. I hate eating.

>>42875034
Evening anon
>God i'm drunk

Fullbody routine is the best to start off with my man

just dropped my roommate off at his 5k run tonight. I have no friends so I ordered pizza and am gonna play vidya games. lifted earlier today so I feel pretty good besides the crushing loneliness. I don't understand how normies make friends and do stuff so easily. usually when I'm with normies I'm bored to tears, especially women, the giganormie

>>42874577
I feel you bro. I too, prefer be alone. It's pretty relaxing desu.

fuck dubfx - the sky is so fucking good

>>42875041
I've been lifting for about a year and just started a full-body routine. My past routines had stopped being effective so I thought I would spice things up a bit.

>>42875106
Sure does man! Best of luck to you!

>>42873253
>tfw drinking at home alone
same but I have work tomorrow so its ok

plus i didnt go to gym because i was fugging a grill

>>42875131
Grill worth it?

>>42875131
>i didnt go to gym
>because i was fugging a grill
bushleague desu

Went to the gym at morning. Now I'm sore and physically tired. I LOVE it. I still didn't go to the university, but I promise that on Monday I'll be there.

I took a nap that lasted more than I wanted to, so tonight I'm going to read until I fall asleep. Orwell's 1984.

>>42875155
Evening anon! Morning gym best gym session! Study my man!

File: 5AioXPK.png_0.jpg (6KB, 254x199px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 254x199px

Im playing vidya at the barracks but I go on leave pretty soon so im pumped.

>>42875190
Hey anon! whatcha palying
>When the alcohol is getting to you

>>42875202
Playing hotline miami 2

>>42875226
Never got to finish the game! Beast soundtrack tho

Getting really upset about not being able to squat the past few weeks due to injury.

Otherwise i'm hitting regular PR for everything else.

>>42875234
What did you injure yourself anon?

>failed first two exams of the year
>struggling in both classes that I failed them
>need to get st least C's in them otherwise I'm kicked out of school and lose financial aid
>at least my legs are looking big and my lifts are going up

>>42875263
Then get off this site and go study anon. Things won't learn by themselves.

File: 89c03a14c6f6be289ada2bb69631592c.gif (2MB, 500x354px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x354px

>>42873253
>What's up
nothing much
>How has your week been anons?
been a degenerate a little extra this week went out to the bar monday tuesday and wednesday and dranked all night and did cocaine as well because im a retard
>How's your lifting been?
its getting there
>Dietan?
pretty bad, those tostino pizza rolls are like krptonite to me

>>42873253
>>42873430
THIS IS NOT /SOC/ NOT IS THIS FIT RELATED.

GTFO YOU DYEL ATTENTION WHORE.

>>42875276
I'm at work currently. Otherwise I would be. It's just the sort of stuff that won't click, and I don't know how to ask for assistance from a tutor on it because I don't know where to start.

>>42873929
what did you do for this to happen?

>>42875287
Heya anon! stop going for pizza if it doesn't fit your macros my man
>>42875289
Huh? asking for routines is not fit related? what?

>>42875064
I feel guilty for wanting to be alone all the time, while it seems like everyone else is an extrovert and obsessed with "going out".

>>42875240
Can't really pinpoint on an exact thing, but since it's around the groin area it might be because I was using too wide a stance. Or maybe other kind of bad form that caught up to me. Occasionally on the last reps of the last set my knees start to narrow and powering through it must have hurt myself.

Pretty good week. 1st week of cardio is going well, did a solid 45 mins on the bike. I can't jog worth shit though, after a quarter mile I'm totally winded and need to slow to a walk. I think I just need to lose weight before I can do some actual running.

>>42875296
i know, i didnt eat any today so i have room for beer

>>42875318
Either get it checked out or just take more care of yourself the nex time my man

OP is srsly drunk now, god damn!

>>42874922
It's OK. Don't put it off forever though. I think it's an experience everyone should have some day, but only when ready.

>>42875354
Buy a rucksack and pack it full of water or stones. Walk 4 miles. Much more easier on your joints and more healthier imo. Very intense cardio. You'll sweat buckets.

>>42875370
don't eat literally nothing for a day anon
>>42875378
Nah not into stuff that fucks with your mind, i'm a person who overthinks a lot so LSD and sorts is not for me my man

>>42875314
I want to go out but have no one to go out with. Alone in a college cafeteria that I'm not even part of right now.

>>42875370
Beer is a liquid you idiot, it'll take the shape of anything you put it into.

>>42875378
I'm really overweight, my plan was to do 30-45 mins of cardio 5x a week until my weight got down enough to begin jogging.
Do you still recommend getting a weighted pack or should I maybe go for distance walking ~5 miles on the treadmill?

>>42873253
I've been fucking killing my workouts all week man. First full week of classes too, and I came down with a cold but I'm still crushing it. Studies are gonna smoothly as well, and I'm just gonna keep my mind on training and school for now because am probably too ugly for gf even though my shoulders are lookin joocy

>>42875401
Kiell em more anon!

>OP is really thinking about stopping to drink for this evening as he has confessed to some other anons that he is in fact still in love with his Ex

God damn

>>42875388
What is good about going out? I assume it involves going to multiple bars and getting drunk? Maybe hitting on girls but still ending up sleeping alone. I guess?

>>42875398
How fat are you?
If you're an abomination I suggest just cutting the garbage out, go out for walks until you feel comfortable jogging. Don't use a normal back pack because you'll fuck your shit up. Rucksacks are made to carry heavy weights for long periods of time and extremely long distances.
W10Po9LM7gQ4ktbJsBoCH6AQAvD_BwE
You'll be begging for that chest and hip strap after the first mile. Plus, if you get a good one and you decide to be /fit/ for the rest of your life you'll want to hike up mountains or down trails, very fun, specially while shirtless with qt's miring

>>42875426
Delet this.
I literally just want to talk to someone. Going out could be just being on the living room of my house talking to someone.

>>42875449
>>42875398
Wtf did I just paste?
Meant to post this
https://ads.midwayusa.com/product/670474/military-surplus-molle-ii-large-rucksack-complete-assembly?cm_mmc=pf_ci_google-_-Military%20Surplus%20-%20Gear-_-Military%20Surplus-_-670474&gclid=CjwKCAjw9O3NBRB3EiwAK6wPT3ehs1HHTeFQOGTNcEMiPwETz1_PMlitYVk-W10Po9LM7gQ4ktbJsBoCH6AQAvD_BwE

>>42875464
2 weeks ago at the dr.'s I was 322. I had major depression and would binge eat disgustingly, I would routinely order 2 lg papa johns pizzas and eat them. I'm sure just cutting out the binging will drop my weight significantly, but I want to build up some cardio endurance so I can begin a running regimen as soon as I can.

>>42875510
>322
W E W
L
A
D
I seriously cannot comprehend how someone can let themselves go that bad. Honestly when I hit 245 I went into shock basically, I saw huge tiger scratches along my hips, purple stretch marks, after that day I never turned back. Every time I saw myself on the mirror I'd want to Puke. I have my before pics somewhere in an old computer. Haven't seen them since 2014, I almost don't want to see them. Right now I'm "platoed" at 185 (not trying hard enough)

>2 papá John's
>eat all by yourself
Jesus. I would order one medium dominoes whatever pizza and eat it. Basically what rocketed me to 245.

>im sure just cutting out the binging will drop my weight, but I want to make cardio gains first, so I'll keep eating enough pizza to feed 6 people
OK, you had me up until here. This better be a troll. I mean, what kinda logic is that? OK, let's say you become the first human being able to run a small marathon without huffing and puffing at 330lbs. Then what? Another excuse to not stop eating. Get real, not to me; a random anon, get real to yourself. You're disgusting, you know this, every time you look in the mirror you don't see the ideal, that's why you're "running"

Listen you fat fuck. Not for my sake or your sake because currently you're beyond help, but for your sake in 3 years. Think of you in 3 years, would you look back and smile, say in you mind "good job, I wish I were there with you to eat that second pizza." I don't think so. Me, I'd gladly work out with myself if I could back when I started, I'd gladly not eat a pizza but eat a subway instead (yeah, I know, it's still shit but it counts) do things that will make you miserable now but happy in the future. Me, I'm studying, I fucking hate math, but in 6 years I could be the manager of a machine shop making bank. You right now will hate not making papa John's have to re-schedule another dough delivery because you ate it. But in 3 years you'll be looking down, smiling. "good job..."

>>42873854
Hell yea. Been listening to both jungle and DnB ever since my warcraft 3 days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

>>42875715
fuck yhaaaaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEES0nH9ASc

>>42873253
>What's up
listening Bach and browsing
>How has your week been anons?
Not bad but nothing outstanding either. Pretty crappy at work.
>How's your lifting been?
2 sessions this week. Meh
>Dietan?
fucked up with protein/carb ratio.

>>42875715
tfw watching ali g the first time
this song

>>42875746
Sup anon! Get them proteins breh!
>>42875715
Drumm and bass to the win

Op is gonna go sleep now, too much alcohol
All the bst to you bros!

>>42873253

>tfw drinking at home alone
About to do the same. Maker's Mark and Water. Usually drink Crown and Water but wanted to mix it up a little bit.

>What's up
Nothin much, finally happy the week is over.
>How has your week been anons?
Not bad. Life is going pretty well desu.
>How's your lifting been?
I'm kinda stuck on my lifts but it could be worse
>Dietan?
Still in DYEL mode so no lol. Currently eating my favorite food (Chipotle)

>>42875785
Sup anon! Cheers then!

Lifts ain't gonna be stuck for long then!

i was gonna cheat day tomorrow and go to the local diner and get a malt shake and a cheeseburger but tonight i got drunk and just hounded some fajitas and half a pint of halo top.

should i do it anyway?

>>42874692
>Massachusetts

Breh I wouldn't worry about a low BAH, New England states have a crazy cost of living and BAH usually matches. I think LA and San Fran BAH breaks 2.5k, I was almost tempted to move in with an uncle and live like a dirty beaner to rake in the dough

>>42873253
>What's up
Shower and shave before lady friend comes over with a cheesecake and some sexy underwear
>How has your week been anons?
Decent. Just got slammed with a colloidal huge project way above my pay grade that has to be done by Jan 1st, so I've been working 50+ hour weeks to get out ahead of it. Pretty tired.
>How's your lifting been?
Good, started hitting rear delts and medial delts every workout because they were underdeveloped, seen huge gains, much fuller shoulders and less clicking
>Dietan?
Bulkan. I bulk dirty. But I also do a fuckload of cardio. Gf is on her way over to help me relax after this week. She's bringin cheesecake. And probably fuckin after I nap a bit.

>>42875382
nah nigga i meant i didnt eat any pizza rolls today so i can make room for beer, read the previous replys shit nigga

>>42875979
Fuck. I just looked up my desired college (UMASS amherst) and their BAH is 1k. Boston is 2.3k. Too bad Umass Boston sucks ass because it's new and under construction. No other worth while state schools in Boston. I guess I'll have to bite the bullet on this one.
I'm only an E-3 ;_;

>>42875694
You don't think eating less, while simultaneously doing cardio 5x a week will result in weight loss? Or was this a 'hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded' post?

>>42873253
Drinking alone
Pretty normal, still hate myself
Not great, depressed and didn't want To go to the gym and see other functional human beans.

I texted an escort and am planning to lose virginity, but all I have courage to do is ask for blowjob and leave, after paying for half hour. How fucked am I? Will I die? 27 year old kissless virgin here
feel like I'm having a heart attack

File: loureedtop1.jpg (247KB, 1417x1124px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1417x1124px

>>42873253
there is this 10/10 qt who i made a study group with, we exchanged like 1 text over homework 3 days ago, what's the fastest way to try and bang her?

should i not even bother because we are in the same class and literally sit next to each other (for now)?

i don't want to date bitches, i just want to fuck and study

>>42876183
tell her you're nervous
it's literally her job to make you comfortable and have a good time

File: 51tyLBQFW6L._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg (29KB, 260x344px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 260x344px

>>42876144
He didn't say he was eating less.
>I'm sure just cutting out the binging will drop my weight significantly, B U T I want to build up some cardio
>I'm sure doing X will do Y, BUUUT I don't want to do X, I want to do Z

If you're him, I think drop the fucking pizza and other mayo infused garbage and do the "cardio" (.25 miles).

Honestly I can't give him/you advice on this since my experience wasn't loosing twice what I weigh now. Basically just don't eat crap, walk at least two miles every other day, by foot no threadmills, also no step readers, just fucking walk. Do this and you should start losing weight quite quickly but don't do it too quickly or you'll be a sack of skin.

>>42876183
Exactly what >>42876276 said.
She's gonna be there to make you feel however you want. Be nice, tell her exactly what you want, and have fun. If all you want is a bj that's cool, no pressure she certainly won't mind. You'll likely never see her again so why worry? It's normal to feel nervous the first time you do anything sexual with anyone at first, I promise.

File: Muhreens appear.png (371KB, 480x872px) Image search: [Google]

371KB, 480x872px

>>42876125
Did you separate as an E-3 or are you in the reserves or something? Also what branch?

Also, this thread is now under the jurisdiction of the Marine Corps

File: 1481863034102.jpg (64KB, 900x675px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 900x675px

>>42873253
>What's up
Work at 5:30, listening to some Jordan Peterson talks and trying not to feed my inner demons.

>How has your week been anons?
Pretty bad, trying not to fall into a pit of self-pity and bitterness. I'm in my late 20s and basically starting life over from step 1. I think after making some changes I'll finally be on track. Just need to get a boring office job again so I can have some time, funds and energy to go back to school at night.

>How's your lifting been?
New job has been killing me, I'm just doing stuff for maintenance now.

>Dietan?
Nope, I can barely keep on weight.

>>42876334
Natty guard.

>Also, this thread is now under the jurisdiction of the Marine Corps
Y-yes sir. ;_;7
See you next month. Kek
>Tfw share building with the Muh-reehns
You guys are either very shy or very jealous, you never talk to us and look at us weird.

Also, I read up on this stuff again, I forgot natty guard doesn't get any BAH what so ever. I have to deploy first, I guess I'm changing MOS, I always wanted to be MP, last time my unit deployed was in 2003

>>42876376
I figured, Nasty Girls don't get BAH since they get payed right? If you make E-3 pay you ought to come up with a savings plan, again I don't know much of how the National Guard works so I couldn't tell ya

>>42876529
>they get payed
Yeah, if you count 225 a month pay, specially when they make you miss work and drive hours without reimbursing you the gas. At least I get a full tuition waiver and MA financial aid which is pretty good. I could also claim raycism and get extra money since I'm not white, Lel, might as well use my non-white privilege if I can.

>>42876287
I don't think you are a troll, I actually think you suffer from some cognative disability that impairs your mind and makes you quick to anger. I'll spell it out for you so that the limited brainpower you possess can understand.

I used to (note the past tense) binge eat. I tried to do running but could only make it a quarter of a mile before getting winded. Despite this, I want to make cardio gains and build endurance. To that end I've been going to the gym and using the bike. As my weight drops (remember, eating less) and my endurance improves (riding the bike) I hope to eventually (some time in the future) begin a running regimen.

>>42876319
The escort will be here in 15 minutes. I will update when it's over. Expect massive sperging and/or suicide. Wish me and my 5 inch virgin dick good luck.

File: 1488771037464.jpg (107KB, 1797x1055px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1797x1055px

>>42876667
You can always cancel.

>>42876667
A bit of advice, ask for a lapdance or a rub down first, don't be afraid to touch, trust me bud instinct will kick in

>>42876667
Shit now I feel like calling up an escort, its been a while

>>42876676
I was planning on straight up asking for a blowjob and then askin her to sit on my dick (reverse cowgirl, just like in my porno films). Bad idea?

>>42873253
>What's up
Nothing

>How has your week been anons?
A grind, due to overlapping computer science and electrical engineering projects

>How's your lifting been?
On hold

>Dietan
Not really

I feel like I've wasted college as a perpetual third wheel everywhere I go. A CS major has been one of the most miserable and isolating life choices I've made.

>>42876690
I always ask for a lapdance or a body rub (particularly on my dick) to get me and her warmed up, in my case it always gets my dogs barking and I instinct sort of kicks in. Kind of nice to have that sort of control, when you fuck a girl that isn't an escort you sort of have to find her "rhythm" and go with it, don't have to worry about that with a hooker since its all about you

File: looseskin.jpg (16KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 500x375px

>>42876629
>makes me quick to anger
Kek m8, I'm extremely comfy listening to some godly tunes in my car with a nice beer to my side (car is on the drive way, chill out LE)
Related
https://youtu.be/i7XkoPguvZg

I'm basically projecting an angry persona to try and make you stop being a disappointment to your future self, think of it like a slap in the face to a person freaking out, someone did it to me on /fit/ a long time ago and it helped me. I'm actually quite peaceful and calm irl.

After reading your clarification your situation seems much more positive. You're gonna make it breh. Yes, keep it on the bikes for now because your weight is quite high for your joints to handle, you don't want to snap your shit, push yourself more and more on the bikes, train your lungs. If your gym has a pool this is ideal. Swim for at least half an hr, my gym has a sauna this helps too if yours has one.

Also, I suggest doing some weight lifting, yes people will look at you and judge you, kek I do it all the time (mostly because the fats lifting don't know what they're doing and don't want to know) but weight lifting is another stress that will increase your metabolism. You also don't want to lose weight too fast or you'll end up like pic related. Read up on what you should do or how fast. Look up some YouTube videos on the subject. Good luck m80.

Hey, look what I found while looking for pic related.
http://vitals.lifehacker.com/how-to-minimize-loose-skin-during-weight-loss-1696145766

File: e93.jpg (26KB, 680x419px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 680x419px

>>42876667
>he pays money for sex
You better have lost your hands on a freak accident.

>>42876673
I want this

>>42876725
It will be a one time thing. I am not rich. Onahole is in the mail anyway. Don't judge me brah...

File: wojak skirt.jpg (147KB, 1797x1055px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 1797x1055px

>>42876735
Forgot where I found these. Are you a qt girl (male)?

>>42876744
Tbh, I'd do it too if I had won the lottery or something. I just don't have money to be tossing at whores. You better hope she's clean ;)

>>42876747
Male, but I wear boxer briefs. I know a girl who browses /pol/, she'd like those.

File: fuck it.jpg (17KB, 497x225px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 497x225px

>>42876725
>mfw, save for 1 girl, I've only ever had sex with hookers

I'm beyond repair, I walked on the seedy side for too long and now I'm paying for it socially and emotionally , I've given up on ever making a genuine connection with a woman

>>42876833
Wew lad. Good luck for when you're 42, alone and ugly.

At a bar. I got made fun of at work for not having a gf.
>what should I drink?

>>42876852
>tfw only 23
>tfw I actually get along very well with the hookers and strippers I've seen

I had a weird situation with a hooker once, was at the strip club for like 4 hours and only dropped 50 bucks, took the stripper home and we got lit and fucked.

If I wasn't drifting at the time I would've tried to hit it one more time

>>42876878
>hooker

Meant stripper

>>42876878
Kek.
Hopefully you find a nice qt to reform you. Sort yourself out and go to church I guess.

>>42876891
>go to church

Actually trying to do this, part of the whole self improvement thing along with lifting and going to school. I get a long with the people well enough but I'm too socially retarded around women, guess I got to used to the blunt and straightforward talk I'd usually have.

On top of that, I'm pretty damn ugly, was involuntarily a virgin till I took it in my own hands

File: IMG_0273.jpg (19KB, 340x270px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 340x270px

Just ordered this for my oneitis lads

>>42876890
What's the difference in the end.

>>42876913
>ugly man
Hey, at least you have the escape of becoming "masculine", women don't get that break, look at it that way I guess. Build more traps and a thicker neck. Good luck on your reformation back into humanity, and stay off the whores m8. At least you'll save some money.

>>42876950
Smell the knob

Still a little jet lagged from vacation but overall not to bad. Lifting has been going well about to hit the one year mark in a few weeks, so that's pretty good. Just trying to get past my birthday and forget that I am a 26 year old kissless virgin

>>42876957
>the escape of becoming "masculine"

Thats the plan, I have to get yuge and embrace the broken looking nose, fucked up teeth and permanent scowl

File: _20170826_010721.jpg (454KB, 2160x1660px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 2160x1660px

>>42876993
>Tfw getting joocy is our only hope.
We're all gonna make it.

File: 1505514351373.png (34KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 633x758px

>>42875292
Slacked off when I first got hired on and set a bad name and example for myself. Depression and anxiety has gotten worse so I'm trying to hold onto this job that is taking me over 125k a year salary by next year, problem is I'm probably going to lose my job next week

I dug my own hole and will have to wallow in shit, but truth is I did it all to myself by not realizing and controlling my depression....

Update from anon hiring the hooker: I had sex. It was probably more awkward for her than for me. I just kept saying "yeah" or "okay" in a monotone voice, occasionally asking her if we could switch positions. Probably because my dick is only 5 inches and she's a hooker who's been around, but it didn't feel very tight and it took me about 30 minutes to come, even though it was my first time. She kept saying "I'm coming!" but I'm pretty sure she was faking it.
She did compliment my muscles, though, so I guess that was OK. Looking forward to that onahole, because I don't feel like having real sex anymore, not with hookers at least. She was nice, though.

>>42877286
5 inch?
how fat are you?

>>42877295
I'm pretty lean actually, but with my 6'1" frame it probably looks pretty lame. Grower not a shower as well. That's why I went with the hooker - they won't laugh in your face because of your dick and you won't become a social outcast. I was a virgin until now because I was always afraid of girls making fun of my dingus. I won't say the experience I had tonight was bad, but it was mediocre. My dick's lack of girth and her vuh-jay-jay's possible looseness are at fault, I reckon.

>>42875263
Find an aderall hookup, and ace your next exams bro. Fuck it, stay up all night if you have to.

>>42875314
It's ight man. Try it out, and if you don't like it, then just go back to what you do. I've been invited to go out many times by friends, I went at first, it was cool and all but idk. Just not for me. Try finding a qt man, maybe that'll help

>What's up?
Just got back from the bar. I don't know how to pick up girls at a bar. I do fine in other settings, but I can't function in a bar.
How has your week been anons?
Trying, but not bad. I had to work for it this week.
How's your lifting been?
All my lifts went up by 10 lbs this week. So very well.
Dietan?
Started bulking a week ago after a 1 year cut (hence, the gains). The first few days were hard, but I'm enjoying it now.

File: file.jpg (34KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x375px

I reached the 400 lmao lbs point on deadlift and 335 on squats, I'm tipsy af and I'm reaching the point of dumb fuck drunk, tommorow I keep the party going on since it's a hella good boxing fight between ggg and canelo what should I drink lads?
pic related me right now

Maybe you guys can give me a hand? So I really fucking what a gf but don't like any chicks I know atm. What do? I'm 18 and in high school so there's plenty around but the only one I sorta liked turned out to be an SJW and is also leaving school.

>>42878161
wait wut are you drunk lad? the first three sentences didn't make sense, are you trying to say there's a girl you like but she's liberal and leaving school?

>>42878192
Aha yeah a little. No I don't really like her but the point is it doesn't matter. Mostly I want a girlfriend but I don't like any grills.

>>42873253
wisdom tooth extraction(x4). haven't had ice cream in like 7 years but my god was it worth it.

desu kind of sick of it already, can't wait to get back to real food

>>42878022
>make better life and time management decisions
>take amphetamines

quite literally never going to make it

>>42878201
>i want a girlfriend but i dont like girls

well, at least you know you're gay now. start looking for traps/twinks instead.

I've hit the gym for the first time in my life on tuesday. I don't know why I'm doing this shit but I plan to keep going religiously.

File: 14816590327980.jpg (104KB, 500x637px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 500x637px

>>42873253
>What's up
Not much, having a few cold ones after my first day at a new job.
>How has your week been
Good, got a new job, made a big mental breakthrough in regards to getting over my ex after a 2 hour long meditation session (it's not a meme) and I'm talking to a new girl that might be a potential girlfriend. No red flags so far and I like her a lot and she likes me too. She's easy to talk to and is enthusiastic and cheery.
>How's your lifting been?
Great! I've just increased my volume a significant amount and I'm really feeling it. I got a disgustingly good triceps and chest pump the other day and just sat down for 5 minutes reveling in the pump. It was life changing, best pump I've ever had.
>Dietan?
Yeah just rounded off 2 months doing 20:4 IF, been leaning out and still gaining lean muscle mass and strength.
I'm having a lot of good feels this week and it's a fantastic change of pace. I'm really genuinely happy brehs.
We're all gonna make it.

>>42878246
Keep at it brother. It's easy to get knocked off the wagon but the longer you keep at it the better you'll feel.
I've been demotivated before and noticed the quality of my life drop dramatically after skipping the gym multiple times a day.
Don't make it a chore, make it a habit, then make it concrete routine.
Going to the gym should be just as important as bathing or brushing your teeth.
Embrace it and it'll pay you back tenfold.

>>42878279
A week* that is, whoops.

guys i need help. i went to a gay club last night with my girlfriend and her gay friend.


this aesthetic guy was rubbing on me with his shirt off and he said i was cute and im like oh i think you look good but im here with my girlfriend

then she went to the bathroom and he came up to me and i made out with him because he went for it and it was quite nice actually

and then im like we gotta stop before she comes back

then later on she went somewhere and i was on the dance floor and another extremely aesthetic guy tried to make out with me and i kissed back and it wasnt half bad just a bit spikier than kissing a girl

and she saw this and got super fucking jealous, went home and fucked the shit out of her

but like i dont reckon i could get my dick hard for a guy, so im not gay right?

>>42878312
Nah if it's just a cheeky kiss you're all good bruddeh. Long as you say no homo within 24 hours. The exception is if you're just having a fool around with the bros after a few cold ones.

File: file.jpg (421KB, 599x1198px) Image search: [Google]

421KB, 599x1198px

>>42878240
kek true that, maybe you just want to fuck hookers or easy grills??? I would stick to Tom grills or bro grills that know how freaky you are, again don't pay attention to me; I'm tipsy af but I kinda make sense maybe??? any grills want to chip in?????

File: fitMisunderstanding.png (268KB, 1614x734px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 1614x734px

>>42878312
reminds me of this

>>42874204
Is that you Moore?

>>42873253
>What's up
Nothing special
>How has your week been anons?
Playing a lot of Skyrim which is fun
>How's your lifting been?
Did shit on my 1RM tests and had to lower the percentage on my squat volume because I suck
>Dietan?
Bulking slowly. I just want some gains man

>What's up
in a state of happiness, i realized ive put too much of my mindset into /fit/ and the lookism takeover here... i took a break and feel better with looking at weekly threads here
>How has your week been anons?
great, realized how far my acne treatment has taken me, and w this haircut and going running 2x this week and getting back into lifting i feel a lot better
>How's your lifting been
The most consistent week ive had in the last 3 months!
>Dietan?
Not to bad, im looking to cut to 155 from 165 right now, but i gotta stop with the peanut butter.

>>42878631
Keep at it anon, consistency pays off, sometimes you've got to take a deload.
>>42878660
Very nice my dude, congrats on the acne treatment especially. That shit plagued me for years before I got it sorted out.

>>42873501
kek, but also i was considering doing the same last night

>>42873520
supposedly tequila bianco is the best low cal spirit

>>42873253
FML I could've went lifting, but insted I tried my luck dating
It was the fouth date and nothing happend

God damn

OP here, good morning lads nice to see that my thread is still active

What's up
>broken forearm right next to a wrist(loco typico), recovery will be over on 26th september, then rahabilitation.
How has your week been anons?
>went to a forest for an all-day walk 3 times
How's your lifting been?
>shitty from obvious reasons(doing shitload of squats and stability trainings at home)
Dietan?
>eating like I was bulking but only for recovery boosting reasons

>>42878764
Ketel One, Belvedere, Stoly, and Absolut have the same amount of calories as JC Gold, JC Silver, and Don Julio Blanco.
Clear liquor in shots or on the rocks is the best option.
That said alcohol fucks with your gains.
I'm not saying I don't drink fairly often, but just a heads up to any youngins.

>>42878809
just dont eat until next morning, its those drunk takeouts that really set people back. Remember kids as long as your liver is breaking down alcohol it wont be able to focus on metabolizing food correctly

>>42878839
NOW THIS IS BroScience I can get behind.

>>42876344
I've hit reset on my life twice now, once when I was 23 and the other when I was 30. I'm 33 now and I make more money then I ever have, in a functional relationship for the first time ever, and in the best shape of my adult life. I went back to school at 30 bro, shit sucked but it was worth it.

>>42878839
Fuck this is my weakness when I'm cutting, there's a hole in the wall Mexican place near my house and I used to sell coke to all of the workers so they always hook me up for free with burritos when it's slow.
I have to resist, I gave up my degenerate drug dealing, now I have to give up my binge eating.
I'm fairly lean but it's keeping me from reaching my goal (I understand it's completely my fault and I'm working to improve it, haven't had a burrito in weeks).

what the fuck was i thinking

drinking alone literally

woke up and asking myself why she broke up, missing her
she hasn't read my text nothing
fml:

I was drunk around my GF and some friends. Somehow we got to talking about odd turn ons and kinks. Since I've only been dating this chick for a few months I didn't wanna go full freak so I said what I thought was a fairy safe stance of Lola Bunny from space jam and the cop bunny from Zootopia being hot. GF immediately asked if I was a furry, keep saying no. Friends kept giving me shit about it, I should have let it drop and just laugh about it. But the tism kicked in because fuck them who wouldn't fuck Lola Bunny.

So i said if Lola Bunny was real and in this room and she was down to fuck it would be gay to tell her no. Then I used the term anamorphic to describe Lola and Cop bunny and then they started saying I wanted to fuck robot animals. Shit was a lost cause and I made myself look like an ass. I really like this chick, hope she just thinks I was drunk and i'm not really that weird.

>>42878898
Hey brother, I'm here for ya.
Just got out of a bad breakup myself, she was ready to move on but I wasn't. Wedding ring purchased and everything. 5 years of dating.
Ghosted one day out of the blue, I've heard of cold feet but she got straight up hypothermia.
It gets better with time.
Your life isn't measured by your happiness, but rather how you persevere in times of struggle. Now is the time to prove to yourself that you can be complete without them. Your legacy is dependent on you, not who you love, loved, or will love.

>>42878931
>Wedding ring purchased and everything. 5 years of dating.
reading this made me feel a bit better anon i'm sorry though
> Now is the time to prove to yourself that you can be complete without them.
i can't, my self drive is near zero when i'm not in a relationship.

>>42878930
You're probably fine. As long as she didn't text you the next day saying "fuck off you degenerate furfag" you're alright.
Everyone would fuck Lola, that's just common sense, that bitch was hot.

>>42878937
>I'm sorry though
Nothing to be sorry about anon, if she wasn't ready to GET married then she's not ready to BE married. I returned the ring and talked to the jeweler for like 2 hours. He told me he's been through two marriages and he's finally happy with the woman he's with. It's a shitty painful process.
>My self drive is near zero when I'm not in a relationship
Learn to improve yourself for the sake of your own well being anon. I don't want to sound like a hippy faggot but try meditation. You have to go into it with an open mind but it really helped me with my post-pre-marital distress. I sat and thought for a long time about what happened, not emotionally, but logically. It's a long process and it will suck but you'll eventually get better, the best you can do is minimize the damage you might potentially do to yourself while in this rut. Don't stop lifting, don't stop grooming yourself, don't stop trying to talk to new women. I wasn't ready for a new girlfriend and was convinced I would never love again until I went out on a date and fell head over heels for a new girl.
You can do it and for what the faith of an internet stranger is worth, I believe you will make it.
Find pleasure in discomfort, realize that the downs are only there to make the ups that much better.
I love you breh, just like I love all of the faggots on this board. You have the mental fortitude to get through this.

>>42878938
No nothing like that, she acted the same once we got away from my friends. My friends were just being dicks about it trying to make me look crazy

>>42878984
You're all good then bruddeh, I wouldn't worry about it. If you're concerned just play it off like it never happened. We all do dumb shit when we drink, worst case scenario it makes for a good story.

>>42878978
>It's a shitty painful process.
bet it is. guess i should be glad that i wasn't about to marry her huh

i know that some time down the road i might end up with another girl, just irks me that she knew exactly that i wanted to say "i love you" and she broke up shortly after.

>You have the mental fortitude to get through this.
a 2nd time with the same girl just sucks, but that's no comparison to what you're going through anon
thanks!

>>42878990
I'm gonna ask her in the morning to dress up like Lola Bunny for me and see if she'll laugh about it.

>>42878930
>Lola Bunny from space jam
You need to switch off your power levels while boozed, bro.
Subconsciously you choose virtual vajayja instead of real vajayjay

File: Baby.jpg (33KB, 459x250px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 459x250px

>>42879008
Hey man, life throws curve balls and splitters until you're crying and beating your fists on home plate. You've gotta stay composed and wait for that fastball then hit that shit outta the park. You can be the Babe Ruth of your own destiny. Call that shit and it'll happen.
>>42879010
Good sport, best case scenario she does and you get to live out a childhood fantasy.

>>42879041
>Call that shit and it'll happen.
only thing that's left to do anon

File: Baby Smile.jpg (57KB, 728x437px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 728x437px

>>42879046
This poem is really trite and overly quoted but it helped me a lot when I was committed.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.
You can do this shit anon, grab fate by its fuckin dick.

>>42879073
>You can do this shit anon, grab fate by its fuckin dick.
i'll try anon i'll try

>>42879074
Good, if you don't I'll find you and ream your boipucci

>>42879115
thanks for the smile my man

HELLO!
I just did a 10km run in the sun, with a friend of mine.
Now I'm eating tuna and drinking milk.

I always get suprised about how great I feel after running.
Maby I'm depressed and this is what it feels to be normal..who knows, it gets me in gr8 shape m8, so I'm thankfull for it (not really)

>>42881174
Ahoi there! sounds lovely