holy shit I finally got to use my strength gains for SOMETHING GOOD IN MY LIFE
>return home from grocery store
>see a girl crying by the rubbish bin
>remove my head phones
>ask her what's wrong?
>"I accidentally dropped my keys"
>bin is deep, the under ground type
>"wait for a minute i ll be back"
>bring some tools
>remove the lid off
>"im going to jump inside"
>"bb-but it's so deep how will you get back up?"
>"don't worry"
>jump
>find the keys
>give them to her
>now I need to jump high in order to catch the bar holding the lid
>thankfully the bin was for paper only, and people were throwing tons of paper, giving me enough resistance to be able to jump
>jump high
>catch the bar
>pull myself up
>"oh my god anon you are so strong"
>"he-eheh thanks"
>"no problem! enjoy the rest of the night "
>return home
That's awesome, but you should have gotten her name and number.
>>42872894
is this what normal people would do?
>Tfw 26 year old virgin
>>42872877
>>bin is deep, the under ground type
Nice try manlet
>manlet literally jumps into trashcan, doesn't even get girl's number
lmaooo
>>42872877
>see girl crying by rubbish bin
>lol dyel bitch?
>push her in
>kek
what the fuck is an underground paper bin?
what backwater eurotrash shithole are you from
>>42873022
This
>>42872894
>>42872914
i think she wouldve given some sign for him to do that if she wanted it. in any case its good for a guy to do morally correct things without any expectation of reward. ya did good op
>>42872996
>>42872877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2P-hLAZZ4
Is this you, OP?
>>42873025
America
>>42873067
That sign was her saying "wow you're so strong."
That sentence is a 100 fucking percent indicator of extreme lust for your D
What the fuck kind of bin is this???
I'm imagining a deep pit with a bar near the top
>>42874098
This, its like its big enough to be a dumpster, but its an "under the ground type"? with a bar? are you sure it wasn't a sewer OP?
>>42874098
>>42874081
This was it. The fact that she said it at all is an indicator that she was impressed enough to feel interest.
>>42872894
>>42872914
>>42873067
>>42874081
>>42874143
You literally could've been like
"You should just give me a call next time you drop your keys into another bin"
"If this happens to you often you need to get some personal services"
"Yeah I work out to be strong enough to save keys out of places"
Any cheeky shit like that
She also probably would've been a little more forward if she was interested
Anyways you're a good guy anon and that's all that matters
>>42872877
you jumped in and out of a trash can for some whore and you feel good about it you faggot maybe you weren't meant for the aesthetic lifestyle
>>42872877
>return home
Are you a faggot or just stupid?
>at supermarket where lots of swole people go at night
>buff jamal in front of me
>cute black girl working register
>they start flirting in tribal ebonics speak
>checking out, he can t lift the bags she's handing him
>muh shoulders.gif
>'nigga you got all this muscle and can t pick up these bags haha omg wish I had my phone filming this shit righ hereee'
>laughs at him in a cruel and vicious manner
>brother jamal gets his bags handed to him low,walks out head down and shoulders slumped
geez that was just brutal
>be avid lifter
>some dog was trapped on a heavy fence
>pull day was yesterday, DOMS
>"help,help!" says the owner
>tfw didn't help because i didn't want to fuck with my gains
>dog dies
>lady cries
no guilt
>>42875875
suckz for him.
>>42872877
>lady at work touches my arm and moans..
nuff said.
yep ive been doin arms lately.
>>42872877
>>bring some tools
>>42874098
>>42874098
think it was something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEfffWkN7r4
>>42872877
>anon gets lured into the manlet pit
>>42876361
I better be getting baited you fucking nigger.
>>42876666
she was crying because she was gonna lose her job as the manlet handler.
>>42875806
Don't do this
>be me
>chilln in my studio apartment late night
>hear girl screaming crazy domestic violence type stuff
>run outside white Knight style
>nobody else in apartment complex has the balls to do so as well
>run over to the scene
>guy and girl outside of apartment
>furniture outside of apartment, huge dresser on a dolly
>I ask if everything is alright
>pretty hot blonde says she wants her dresser back in the apartment
>boyfriend has kicked her out
> He is fat and pudgy and manlet
>I ask her if she wants me to move it back in
>she says yes
>he says,"you're not using my dolly!" as he grabs his dolly
>I bear hug the dresser and effortlessly carry it back into the apartment
>both of them stand there in amazement with their jaws on the floor
>I ask, "anything else?"
>both of them say, "n,n,n,n,no"
>peace restored and they don't make another sound
>I get some sleep and good rest for the gym the next day
>I think to myself, why is everyone else so pathetic?