>hot girl comes into the gym
>deliberately stare at her so people won't realize I'm gay
Why pretend? Guys like being mirin by gay guys even if they are not gay themselves.
>>42868469
I live in Saudi Arabia
>be qt3.14 trap
>tuck my balls and dick down
>every time I walk in gym some neckbeard wearing the same black short pants and under armor shits 2 sizes too small keeps staring at my ass
>I fucking hate Faggots
>hot girl with big butt doing deadlifts in full view in the centre of the gym
>whip out dick and start slapping it on her ass until ejaculation
phew, glad I avoided being called gay there
>>42868484
Degeneracy attracts degenerates.
>>42868542
>slapping it on her ass
Only faggots are attracted to ass, you might as well have done it to the bearmode powerlifter you stare at when you think nobody's looking. Should have slapped it right on her pussy.
>>42868759
>not having chicks run up to you and slappin their pussy lips across ya forehead
*pfft pffft pffft*
Fuckin boojie ass nigga, I'll never let your scrub ass smell my Gucci forehead
>>42868552
missing a joke this hard
>>42868844
>actually wanting contact with females
Disgusting, are you a hetero or what?