>It's Friday, anon! What are you going to do after the

>>42867215
no im getting ready to pump your tight little pussy asshole with my thundering cock

Naw bitch gotta get my zzzzzzzz for my gains

I'm going to go home and cook for an hour, watch bojack, fill in my police officer application, study driving theory and sleep.

Also, I don't drink alcahol.

"Nah I'm not into clubs, I usually throw bbqs on weekends, I've got pork ribs and a slab of scotch fillet, we'll be cooking it in a smoker for 8 hours and drinking, you're free to come if you want, it'll be pretty laid back, probably only 8 people."

And if she doesn't want to come her loss, I don't waste my time with bitches who can't appreciate a good grill.

>>42867215
shoooo away with thee gains goblin

>>42867215
it's fucking 2am friday morning what the fuck are you doing up still. go the fuck to sleep we'll talk tomorrow.

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>>42867300
A man must have standards. You, anon, seem to be right on the good path.

>going to the gym
>going clubbing
>being this degenerate

Just stop, get some help.

>>42867300
>it'll be pretty laid back,
People don't actually say cringy shit like that, right?

>>42867359
If you think thats cringy I'm curious what you think isn't. What would you say boy?

It's 4am calm the fuck down.

>>42867215
Mensa's Ethnic Dining night.

>>42867460
I just leave that part out.
>dude we are SO chill

>>42867300
>and then ghe proceeded to enjoy his cold glass of orange juice

Deadlift day, then a steak, a good beer, then a few drinks with a thicc nordic qt.

>>42867656
I can see why you think its cringy to say, but it is only cringy from your perspective. Its cringy in the way emojis are cringy, despite being cringy to you people who use them get laid way more than you.