>be fit, lean autist >install tinder, match with girls

>>42866644
>craigslist
sounds like a good way to get killed

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i loled

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>>42866644

Well be careful because I know in my area dudes will pose as chicks to trick a guy into giving them a blow-jay-jay. It sucks when you fall for it and you're straight.......

>>42866663
Yeah have fun with your tranny catfishes op lol

>>42866663
Yeah, this totally doesn't sound like a 40 year old man trying to rape you. You make dumbbells look like smartbells, OP.

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>>42866659
>sounds like a good way to get killed

or a good way to get tricked into sucking some dude's dick. There are some clever fucking people out there who can manipulate people very well. Stay safe anon

>>42866699
how do you get tricked into it?
you arrive at the spot, see an old man, he says "suck my dick"
can't you just bail out of it?

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>>42866713
>You make dumbbells look like smartbells

>>42866715
Once tricked a thirsty lesbian into sucking my dick and getting comfortable with having sex with a man before my girlfriend shows up.
Fucked the absolute dog shit out of her.
That moment when she realized that there really was no girlfriend. She was too far gone by then.
I skeeted in her.
Was awesome.
She broke a lamp over my head and threw my shoes off the balcony and into the pool.
It was worth it.

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>>42866735

I don't know dude. It's kind of like one of those street scams where confusion and emotions set in and you don't realize you were scammed until the dude walks away. That's the best way I can describe it... people that have been to prison and shit learn to manipulate people easy like that because they need to in order to survive

>>42866713
>You make dumbbells look like smartbells

stealing this

>>42866713

just because you said this I won't post the pictures she just texted me :)

>>42866735
No man you already spent the time and effort going there, plus he already had expectations of you sucking his dick, can't really say not at that point pal.

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geez is this how pathetic I sound when I text a girl too much

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>>42866699
>getting 'tricked' into sucking a dudes dick

>>42866644
nigger

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here's the other one though

this milf sure has a puffy vulva...

>>42866783
You're about to get raped , homie

>>42866783

she has called me twice now and hangs up immediately, yikes

now I know why girls stop talking to me

>>42866762

sounds like you did some gay shit because youre a faggot, faggot

>>42866772
>"she"
Ehh anon...

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>>42866804

Hangs up immefiately. Jesus you're in for quite the surprise. A surprise 8" beef injection bro

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well, this was satisfying

>>42866794
>puffy vulva
anon...

Fucking pound em op

>>42866794
that's a trap

Craigslist personals ads all look like spam

>>42866644

good way to get the clap, show us your tinder account

yo hope this goes well for you, breh

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>>42866875

Awww yess another white girl falls for the jewish trap

>>42866794
who took that photo of "her"
don't get catfished man, it's probably a random photo from the internet, also the cunt talks like they've sniffed to many bath salts

>>42866924
>implying that is not some serial killer or thief using some random photo. Whole thing sounds like a set up and sound like a man being way too aggressive. >>42866783

That is a dude sending some fake photo >>42866699

>>42866934

Get her to facetime you op, its a good way to call out catfish.

>>42866644
mirin

>>42866941
It is a fucking man She just hands up the phone right after they talk trying to hide male voice. >>42866815
and it is fucking craigslist who the hell would use that shit site to meet someone.

>>42866713
Kekd

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>>42866644

The ultimate redpill to getting aids.

>>42866762
Wo your probalay gay

>>42866924
>another white girl falls for the jewish trap
it is obviously a girl(male)

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Any actually have success in casual encounters I've been kinda thinking about banging sloots there but it seems to risky
>TFW when you wanna bang random sluts you just met

So a girl with a provocative bio (basically, "puppy love is for teenagers, doggystyle is for adults") matched with me. I'm thinking of going for the hail mary pass to get a response.

>I'll take one out of the thirsty Indian dude book of pickup lines: open bob pls

My backup plan is

>Hey [X], cute pics :)

Which do you think is better?

>>42867331

Definitely ask he to open bob, i mean girls are programmed to like that alpha shit and you have to take a real close up picture of your cold expressionless face to show her that you are serious

>>42867339
I was considering "bitch lasagna" but I think that's too nonsensical

>>42867271
I did. She was about a 5/10 in her pics but i really needed to bust a nut so i agreed to meet. When she showed up, i was astonished to see that she was an 8/10 with a THICC (not fat) body. Its then i realized what happened: She unknowingly put up a bad pic of herself so no one else responded, and i was lucky enough to creep on that. Banged in her car, and actually had a nice talk afterwards. Most ads are scams or gay dudes, but sometimes you get lucky.

>>42866663
Imgur link to dick pic pls

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>>42866644
And what's with the way Americans say the name Craig??? HELLO WHO'S CREG WHO'S CREG AMIRITE ITS CRAIG

>>42866794
Ask """" her"""" who made that pic

>>42866644
>this kills the whiteboi

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>>42866761
I'm torn. You are a piece of shit but that is some high intensity manipulation, I can hardly sell products at work and this nigga is changing sexualities

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what could go wrong, OP?

>>42867758
>went in 119 times
thats too many test dips desu, i think we've got a closet homo on our hands

>>42867740
that craigslist tranny is gonna get SHITTED.COM by turdboi OP