Hey Anon, we're all gonna grab some drinks across the street

why is there on white people

>>42865256

>implying my workout ends before the bar closes

i would but i dont think alcohol will mix with the heroin too well

>>42865256
We are not friends anymore.

>>42865261

Because those are your friends anon. Don't ask stupid questions.

>>42865261
I see a jew, two eurasian girls, two latin folk, a pedophile, and a homosexual.

>>42865256
>>42865184

>>42865261
Back row
>white
>Mediterranean
>Spanish
Front row
>Spanish
>SEA
>Jew

>>42865256
"Grab me a muscle milk on the rocks"

>>42865316
Shaken or stirred?

>>42865279
damn, i hope the homosexual is the one on the far right

>>42865328

Far left.

>>42865328
Most likely far left.

>>42865256
Only if you guys want to buy some motherfucking ecstasy off me so we can all get fucking twisted

"ok,sounds good" Christ guys,it's really not that hard. You'd actually have to go out of your way to fuck this one up,with something like "y-you too..."

>>42865344
"First rounds on us, what can we get ya?"

>>42865360

An ashtray full of Jews

>>42865360
Literally beer.
Just get a long island

>>42865383
"Ok cool! Do u mind giving jessica a ride home after?"

>>42865390

No. Fuck Jessica. She always eats the last nacho.

>>42865404
If you play your cards right you can be eating her nacho

>>42865418

Yes, that's exactly what I want to do. Eat out a girl who went to the gym before spending the night dancing and drinking. You know as well as I do that she didn't shower after her workout. I can smell her from here.

>>42865322
>"Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of creatine."

>>42865442
Her pucci is marinating in sweat. It'll put some hair on your chest. Jessica said shes waiting in your car. See you guys tomorrow at the track for sprints??

>>42865256
I don't fucking think so. I will meet with my friends in the park and smoke so much weed that social anxiety will kick in.

>>42865503

How about you guys come over for a BBQ instead tomorrow. Jessica can't make it, she's going out of town for a while. A long while...

We're having pork.

>>42865517
Kekd