Normie at the gym kept talking to me over the last few months.

You should ruin his normie life and tear him down to our level

Same thing happened to me. Dude found out I was in the navy and wouldn't stop talking to me about how he "almost went marine recon but then I broke my ankle". Now he's a bouncer who fucks high schoolers. Anyway share the maymays at least bro

aww you made a friend, that's cute anon

>>42864681
>Boggles my mind that normies enjoy social interaction.
Best thread on /fit/ so far. I can't stop laughing.

>>42864693
This desu senpai.

Just respond in kind, but with 4chan tier maymays, slowly introduce him to 4chan. Get him into anime and mongo if he isn't already.

Something something nothing is more enjoyable than corrupting something pure.

>>42864681
start sending him infographics about black crime rates

he'll stop talking to you inside a month

>>42864681
Just send him /pol/ tier memes or that prolapsed asshole pic and hell quit bothering you real quick

>>42864810
Post results here, obviously

>>42864681
>>42864693
>normie
Get out and go back to r9k.

>>42864820
>d-don't call me a normie
>r9k not /r9k/
You don't belong here newfag

>>42864681
groom him and eat his willing pucci :3

OP thinks he's really making fun of this guy but in reality he's bitching like a roasty, anonymously. Sad.

>>42864842
And you're bitching like a roastie about a guy bitching in a taiwanese ladyboy forum.
We're all on the same level here.

>>42864842
>>42864873
I-I'm bitching too, can I have a (You) as well? It's been a long day..

OP here. I already tried scaring him off with some autistic stuff, but he actually found it hilarious and now likes me even more.

Too scared to mention what it is in the 1 in 1 billion chance he's here on /fit/

>>42864888
Is he feelin /fit/, buddy?

>>42864882
no

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>>42864882
(You)

>>42864888
tell him your one rep max, he'll laugh so hard his abdominals will rupture and he'll die

>>42864820
>"normie" only applies to /r9k/

get out

>>42864820
More like get out and go back to >>>/r/eddit. I swear it's always the "normies" that use the word "normie". Its pretty ironic

>>42864882
Here you go guy

>>42864938
WEW NICE MEME BRO LOL LOL LOL

The reason the guy started speaking to me is because my lifts destroy his and I'm one of the strongest at my gym.

>>42864980
change of plans
tell him GOMAD is the best way to get his numbers up
Fuck up his body and he'll stop seeking advice from you

>>42865012
I thought you wanted to fuck up his numbers though..?

>>42865035
he'll bench 2pl8 alright but it won't matter when he weighs 3pl8 himself

>>42864888
Hey Jason

>>42864834
>>42864953
>>42864955
They're called normalfags, you need to leave this place.

>>42864888
remember to say 'no homo' when he cums in your rectum

>>42864681

hes probably gay and is into you

>>42864980

lool he just wants you to dominate him with all the sheer strenght you got