Hi, I developed something new and wanted to share. >worked

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Hi, I developed something new and wanted to share.

>worked or me!
THIS will chyange your lives, bros, your gains, your perception of life and future!

This is an innovative UNBEATABLE system developed in accordance with science!
The impenetrable bulk cycle.

Often people cannog properly gain mass, because they cannot prepare properly for bulking phase. There are tons of useless instructions about diets and foods and supplements and cycles. Forget it all, since revolution in TODAY!
The POOP LOOP® system is very simple and will allow even beginners to immediately notice results.

The science behind it is extremely simple,yet effective (just as Bruce Lee liked) -

when you eat something, it is converted into energy - you gain muscle, you can perform activities

once all the useful nutrients are removed from the food it is expelled as crap. Imagine eating 1 kilogram of meat and you will poop out about 600 g of waste material.

So the ultimate bulking trick is to immediately weight the poop and eat equivalent weight of that of new fresh food + add 50%.

this way you will forever stay in caloric surplus and with every poop you will gain more and more nutrients to convert into muscle!

Ideally you should be pooping about 6 times a day and eating 6 times a day in a constant poop loop.

>Thank me later, fitbros. Probably you won't cause you will be too busy dealing with all that lady attention.