>2017 >no male contraceptive pill When will I be able

Vasectomy.

>>42860906

This. Best money I ever spent.

There's worse things that can come out of raw dogging than a kid

>

>>42860906
Doesn't a vasectomy decrease your testosterone?
Also i want kids so thats off the table.

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>tfw test could have been a male contraceptive but but our autistic society is more concerned about preserving the illusion of the """"""""""integrity"""""""""" of """""""""""competitive""""""""""" sports and selling placebo supplements to retarded faggots
>we could all be shredded brahs getting laid if football didn't exist

>>42860945
I don't know and its reversible.

>>42860947
>implying good test is hard to find

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prostitutes or vasectomy
im doing the prostitutes AMA

This is why we need traps

>>42860994

You are hitting hookers raw? Enjoy your aids, I guess.

Get an orchiectomy, if you eat enough protein they grow back

>>42861124
>The removal of both testicles (bilateral orchiectomy) is the surgical form of castration.
I won't fall for your tricks.

>>42860945
No, vasectomy =/= castration

>>42860888
They just had one out a while back and I heard it didn't do well. Men got all the same symptoms as women and couldn't handle it.

>>42860888
Testosterone Replacement Therapy. Just as effect as female birth control and the side effects are much, much better.

>>42861277
Side effects in men were more intense than women. A subject killed himself during the study so they ended it.

>>42861277
That was the hormonal shit, which is fucking garbage for everyone.
There's a temporary vasectomy the poo in loos have been trying for years that is reportedly ~100% effective with near 0 side effects that the (((fda))) wont let them test here.

>>42860888
Even men who are literally infertile can't bareback with zero risk. STDs are a thing, and some STDs (I forgot what it was called, it's some kind of infection I think) can even bypass condoms.

>Fuck relying on plastic or women.
A plastic woman won't leave you and take half your shit.

>>42860945
>Doesn't a vasectomy decrease your testosterone?
It severs the the semen duct. It has no influence of the transmission of hormones into your bloodstream.

>Also i want kids so thats off the table.
Some vasectomies can be reversed, and sperm banks are a thing.

Nowadays men can't be careful enough. If we don't take STDs into account, I'd say vasectomy and celibacy are the only "real" options a man has.

>>42861579
Of course not.
Feminists and basically every fertile woman who is counting on oops babies and leveraging their reprdoductive rights in america will have a goddamned riot over it.

If men begin to think that our sexual energy and sperm as a valuable thing then a lot of industries and systems of control layered on the male sex in western countries will crumble
Women, if they wanted children or even some dick, would have to step up their game not just in terms of looks but in terms of personality.

Going to be seeing fewer used up man hating quasi-dykey chicks in the future. Hell the entire feminist/male hatred machine will end in less then a generation.

>>42861567
Bullshit, many people still knock their wives up while on massive doses of roids.

>>42860888
When STDs cease to exist.

https://www.parsemus.org/projects/vasalgel/

this is the one to watch, its a gel that is injected into your vas and is reversible

>with the first clinical trial expected to begin in 2018
everything moves so damn slow in healthcare

>>42860945>>42860963
While it is sometimes reversible there is a significant chance that it won't be. I think like 20 or 30 percent.

>>42860888
>tfw she will never do full nudes

>>42861277
Men got worse symptoms and the only reason female hormonal birth control was approved was because a bunch of whores demanded it be legalized so they can have even easier lives.

>>42861739
Also it's expensive as shit to preserve your sperm for a long time.

>>42860994
How easy is it to raw dog them? I'd think they'd be reluctant to offer it.

Probably easily within the next 5 years. There's a couple of male contraceptives very close to getting approval

I haven't had sex in like 3 years so it's not really a concern

>>42861738
They have drugs on the market for everything from toe nail fungus to farting that have worse life altering and ending complications then having a casual crank habbit.
And they have little to no oversight or testing done on them.
This not being brought over sooner is political.

>>42861783
It ruins their reprodcutive capability long term

Makes them physically repulsive to "chads" and chads to them...until they are off of it. But the birth control pill will have ruined their bodies so much that they're still unattractive to the chads

It basically ruins their ability to have pleasurable sex and experience easy orgasms. Forever.
Know the whole "women can't cum from penetration?" not a problem for girls before they get on birth control and women who aren't on birth control pills.

Also changes who they will be attracted to forever.

Then there's the cancers, and heart problems.

Feminist movement really helped women a lot huh?

>>42861970
Not that I don't believe you, but how about some sources on all that?

>>42860987
>implying good test is a thing with no accountability or quality control
next you'll tell me the meatheads who spend half their lifes at the doctors is """""proof""""" that test is good

>>42860888
Never, women are petri dishes

>>42861840
But do you really want to raw dog a hooker that is alright with being raw dogged?

>>42860888
Of all the feels i have ever felt, i feel this one the most.

>>42861840
>I'd think they'd be reluctant to offer it.
You'd better be reluctant to accept it.

If you get sniped can you still nut lol

>>42861970
Almost all of that was nonsense. Good job.

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>decently attractive average height fit white male, 23 years old
>make lots of money in a career+investments
>home owner, nice almost brand new car, etc
>live the bachelor life slutting around basically
>never believed the baby trap meme
>bring a girl home after a drunken night out
>shes a friend of a friend so not completely unrelated
>says it's ok without a condom, on the pill, pull out, etc
>bout to nut and she leg locks me
>continues to do this for a few weeks

>mfw infertile
I know my chances aren't 0% but I've decided the woman that gets pregnant and defies all odds can be the one for me. Probablem is I gotta pick and choose who I fuck raw, more worried about STDs.

>>42862409
how do you find out if you're infertile? do you just call a doctor and tell him to look at your jizz? can i buy a microscope and look at my own?

>>42862475
Pretty much yes.
semen analysis, hormone testing, etc. I found out indirectly when getting bloodwork, hormone testing, and a full body analysis for something completely unrelated.

>>42862409
>I've decided the woman that gets pregnant and defies all odds can be the one for me.

I can respect that but you gotta have your DNA doctor on speed dial mate

>>42862222
Good digits are always wasted.

>>42862567
Oh yes, I know. I also looked up state laws and past court mandates to make sure I wont be hit with child support for a kid that isn't mine. Apparently it has happened in other states and I'm not going to live the cuck life.

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>>42860888
pic unrelated

I'm currently 20 years old and I'm really considering a vasectomy bc I don't ever see myself having kids
I also have anxiety everytime i fuck a grill that i'm gonna get her preggo and end up ruining my life, should I just get it done?

>>42862616
Only if you freeze a bunch of sperm just in case.

>>42861277
The male contraceptive pill was permanently sterilizing 10% of men and the side effects were FAR worse in magnitude than the female contraceptive pill.

Do your fucking research ass wipe.

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>>42862616
na no doc will do it if you are 20 since you are just a retarded 20 year old who doesn't know what hes doing or talking about

>>42862707
>Freeze some sperm ahead just in case

>Hop on the pill

I will take my 2 mil book deal in one time installment thank you very much

>>42860945
freeze some sperm beforehand bre

>>42861576
>>42861783
>>42862707
>b-b-but it was sooooooo much harder for men

It was literally exactly the same shit, except a man can't have his body ruined with a child so it's harder for him to justify chemical depression.

When the FDA gets off its ass and approves Vasalgel.

>>42862728
If docs will give hormones and unapproved "puberty blockers" to children they'll be happy to sterilize some guy.

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>>42860945
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

>>42862616
Wtf is wrong with everyone. At your age is bareback as many girls as I could. Don't care about preggo because 99% of girls don't want babies at that age/with me so they was on birth control or so they told me

>>42860888
Who dis

42862409
>>42862604
if you know you can't have kids then isn't the girl who comes to you pregnant automatically trying to swindle you?


and since you know what they don't know, doesn't that mean that you're completely off the hook?

>>42861663
All it takes is one non-cuck to ruin all your efforts

>>42863495
>if you know you can't have kids then isn't the girl who comes to you pregnant automatically trying to swindle you?
I've only had one girl come to me like this and they backed off after I said I was infertile, meaning they were probably sleeping around and didn't want to press it.

Already know I'm a freak and degenerate so that's not a problem.

>>42863577
could've just asked for a paternity test.

>>42861840
not that guy but 5/7 prostitutes have done it with me. 3 let me creampie them.

>>42861799
>>42861739
Even if you end up with a vasectomy that can't be undone you can have a doctor extract sperm directly from your ballsack and artificially insemininate a girl

>>42863589
I will if the need ever arises.

>>42863634
pretty sure you can also get one done before the baby actually leaves the womb btw.

>>42863577
>>42863589 exactly this
it seems so obvious, at least to me, that no matter what happens, no matter what anyone says, you can always say

"its not mine" and
"get a paternity test"
and always leave it at that and nothing more

>>42863598
deets

high end? what was the arrangement? did you have to provide proof of safety?
i'm guessing you're clean, hygienic person already which was why they even considered it?

>>42863668
they were at a cheap Chinese brothel in sydney. Didn't ask me for proof or anything, I'm relatively good looking and clean so I guess they just wanted me to come back.

>>42863598
Dude. It's safer to hit raw a random tinder slut on a first world country than any prostitute.

Just be fucking careful dude.

>>42863774
>in sydney
lol no wonder

>>42860994
>2007
>reddit spacing

>>42860888
Trest you fool. Absolutely suppresses your sperm generation, increases libido, mood and makes you gain muscle like a mother fucker.

It's a steroid that was developed with the intention to be a male contraceptive without suppressing the natural effects of testosterone on you. It essentially replaces the role of test in your body

You're just gonna spend a lot of money on aromasin and you might bloat a bit

>>42860994
>2007
>Jokes my granddady emailed me in 2003

>>42862707
Ok why the wrong facts buddy?
Lying or ignorance?

>>42862409
you're a good person anon.

>>42863774
It's because you where good looking?
You actually believe that?

Holy crap man

>>42862998
DO YOU KNOW THE PHYSICAL TOLL THAT 3 VASECTOMIES HAS ON A MAN?

>>42860888
Become catholic and raw dog your catholic wife
Then get your 8 or 9 sons to retake the holy land

>>42864126
This habibi, palestinans christians and muslim needs all the help they can get

>>42860888
>wanting to (even temporarily) sterilise yourself through chemical or hormonal means
Turbo cuck

>>42864126
took longer than it should have but
/thread/

>>42864104
I am good looking

I have a theory that the reason they don't make it is because they know 100% of men would take it and the human race would die, getting a girl pregnant is the number 1 threat to a guys livelihood

just wear a condom wtf?

are circumcised dicks really this numb?

>>42863002
i'm 24. think I could get away with barebacking 18-20 year olds who don't want kids?

>>42860888

>not impregnating as many women as possible while eating the children of other males

Never gonna make it

>>42865003
Yup.
It's why ED problems are so huge in older age for circumcized men. It's also why women have lubrication problems and problems with penetrative orgasm and why men seek tight fits.

>>42860996
Have fun with AIDS faggot.

>>42864016
Why do you people do this?

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>>42862409
jesus christ leglocking is hot

>>42864490
was it the hookers or your mom who told you

>>42860888
Rolling for Pushups.

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>>42865003
No it's because unless you keep a spare in your ass that moment when you go for the condom is a chance for her to get cold feet or decide not to. Sex is all about the "heat of the moment" and stopping everything to get a condom totally kills it, sometimes anyway. Also some guys have donkey dicks and don't fit condoms and don't have special made ones handy. Funny how much foreskinfags are always quick to jump to conclusions. Insecure much? I'll fuck a bitch with a sock on feels great retard and I'm circumcised

>>42865749
I'm 6'3 200lbs of muscle and white, gooks worship me

>>42866206
>I'll fuck a bitch with a sock on
what did he mean by this?

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>>42866728
*on my dick

Cruise on test and you'll be shooting blanks til you stop.

Well I did a lot of barebacking when I was younger. Got me chlamydia so I stopped.

>>42863774
The one near Central?

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>>42860888
i know that feel

Me and my gf do it raw all the time but she'd never let me cum inside her raw, which is my ultimate fetish.

We're going on a vacay for a few days and I'm thinking of getting us both drunk and nutting inside her since she'll be just getting off her period and the risk of pregnancy will be pretty small.

She's not on birthcont

Should i do it

>>42867793
>She's not on birthcont
I too love playing russian roulette.

>tfw came inside of girls so many times I think I have dead sperm

id usually do it when I assumed it was "safe" like a day after her period, but not all the time. I had a gf tell me she stopped taking her bc and I was filling her up every day that week.

>>42860906
snipcity bitch

>>42868848
>ike a day after her period
A day after it starts or ends?

>>42860906
Cuck

>>42860915
Fuck off jew