>claims to be /fitlit/ >hasn't read pic related

>>42860317
>Marxist

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>>42860323
>he isn't a Marxist
t. Never gonna make it

>>42860359
There's a reason only teens with septum piercings believe in such trivial garbage.

/lit/ is so fucking gay why would I want to associate with those fags

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>>42860317
>Gramsci

>>42860359
>enter Marxist gym
>from each according to his ability to each according to his need
>have to evenly redistribute gains between all members
>end up making near zero gains because the few people who actually use their membership give 95% of their gains to the shitloads of people who don't
>no private property means you don't get to occupy the means of gains production for sets or reps, it's a fucking mess
>no management or staff because that's capitalism means no one maintains anything or tells anyone how to use anything
I prefer the feudalist gym where the gym duke taxes everyone for 10% of their yearly gains and generally lets them do whatever.

>>42860586
>not borrowing his intellectual framework of hegemony and turning it against the neo-maoist world order

>>42860607
>enter libertarian gym
>plenty of privately owned equipment available to rent
>get to keep all gains I make, power-rack price is only 1 scoop per set because of healthy competition between gains-suppliers
>spaces between equipment is missing, just a hole down to the cardio room on the floor below

>walk into gym last week
>one gains supplier bought out all others, now holds monopoly on benches
>mfw price is now 5 scoops per set, bars are rusted, bench wobbly

>Squat rack cartel allow OHPing in their racks
>Start to advertise that The Press(tm) is all you need for chest gains
>CEO of BenchCo mad, wants to retain customers
>funds advertisements against The Press, claiming it's a one way ticket to snap city
>tfw no regulatory body to confirm or deny any of their claims

>>42861580
>yeah deadlift day
>time for a PR
>put on 5pl8
>feel great, hoist it up
>that's a good rep
>suddenly, loose grip
>chalk has been replaced by actual chalk to increase profits GODDAMMIT
>bar slams into the ground
>realize I violated the NAP
>cold sweat
>mobsters with indian clubs surround me
>try to deadlift myself out of the gym
>grip keeps on failing
>they club me unconscious
>wake up
>get up
>fall down
>they processed my quads to fitness supplements to pay for the damaged floor
>realize I got off lucky
>crawl to the locker room