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>c'mon anon you must have SOME hobbies besides lifting

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>c'mon anon you must have SOME hobbies besides lifting
>what do you do in your spare time?
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i like to play video games and masturbate
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read
study
watch movies
draw
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>>42855303
Rape
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>>42855303
When I am not lifting weights, I go home to my books. I don't read the books I just lift them. Can I eat your ass out now?
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>>42855303
Piano and study... I might as well be a fucking asian at this point.
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>>42855303
Post on 4chan
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>>42855303
>Come on anonette, you must have SOME hobbies other than makeup tutorials, reality TV shows and drinking

Breaking news: Average woman much more boring and useless than you are
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I plot to destroy He-Man and take the throne of Eternia for myself.
Have you ever tried mini golf?
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>>42855375

^

My gf's hobbies are weed, clothes, makeup, and reality tv
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>>42855317
>o-oh and who do you think of when you masturbate?
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>>42855303
eyebrow....browse the uh internet and uh other things
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>>42855410
And the Gram.
Don't forget about Instagram.
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Rock climbing, camping, and scuba diving.
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>>42855410
Same, except no weed, no booze and change reality TV to bad YouTube.
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>>42855417
Japanese incest porn
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>>42855375
I've met very few women who have actual hobbies.
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>>42855303
I write songs, actually! Not that their any good but I quite enjoy it. Wanna come back to mine and have sex now?
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>>42855303
I'd like to spend the weekends on YouTube and 4chan calling everyone niggers, fags and Jews and wait days for their response

I also listen to audiobooks
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>>42855303

Take women like you out and pump and dump them. You stupid slut get up out of my business.
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>>42855303
I spend hours meticulously organizing and masturbating to my ever-growing JAV collection.
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>>42855303
BJJ
Video games
Comics books
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>>42855303
Women like you should be publicly raped to death. Is it not enough for you whores that I lift and go to work?
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>>42855410
same here breh, same here ;-;
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>>42855375
This.
I've been with a lot of girls, Most of them were pretty lame and didn't have a lot of depth at least they didn't show it. The coolest one was into spirituality and reading self improvement and piano and small business but she was incompetent and slutty / a problem drinker. Nobody's perfect.

I'm not perfect either. We all have flaws. stop being hateful toward people, yeah there are some real vapid lame and shallow people with no depth at all but it's up to you to sort that out while dating.. Or, you could improve yourself to patrician level and then find a promising normie and enlighten them. Like attracts like usually.
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>>42855303
>>42855303
This girl's pretty but I bet she'd be a total bitch.

>Oh, you really only make $70k a year?
>What college did you say you went to, again?
>Have you really never eaten at Yamashiro?
>I spent the night at Dave Franco's place once, but honestly, he's just a friend.
>Waiter, can we get the check please?
>I'm so sorry I have to leave, my bestie is flying to New York tomorrow for an Instagram photoshoot and I have to go pick up her pure-bred Pomeranian puppy

I'd rather die than sit through a date with a bitch like this
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I autistically play magic the gathering and read books. Also I'm socially retarded and probably not capable of having a conversation with you. Why are you here?
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>>42855525

What the fuck...
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>>42855548

>Moby Dick ahead of The Illiad
>The Bible
>MacBeth and Julius Caesar not listed, but Hamlet is
>Catcher in the Rye even on the list
>Count of Monte Cristo behind Don Quixote
>Edgelord stoicism faggotry

/fitlit/ was a mistake
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ive become obsessed with people watching. shut in my whole life, now i will take any excuse to go outside and try to read peoples personality and social mechanisms from their interactions and body language
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>>42855303

Play video games and beat off while browsing your Instagram
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>>42855303
Study medicine. I lost all motivation since i started lifting though and skip many classes. Should i give up?
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>>42855375

I've met girls that say "well this one guy I
dated did this.."

Bitch I asked you what you liked not what other people you dated like. Literally their only hobby was dating.
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>>42855690
I'm smooth as fuck in public unless I'm tripping you'll never get a read on me fucko
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>>42855375
fuck off reality shows are the best. give me one good reason why you're not watching survivor right now
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>>42855752
they're staged as hell
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>>42855303
Shitposting
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>>42855584
>I autistically play magic the gathering and read books. Also I'm socially retarded and probably not capable of having a conversation with you. Why are you here?

who hurt you
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>>42855303
>cars
>vidya
>hiking
>guitar
>gardening
>cars
>racecars
>driving
>cars

>>42855459
Me too. Yet they expect to talk about something interesting on a date, but they can not come up with any topics.

And I don't want to talk about how other Stacies wore that slutty dress, and how TurboChad cheated on Stacy2 again, and how Celeb1 fucked over Celeb2.
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>>42855303
i want to fuck this bitch
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>>42855341
lmao this
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>>42855303
I like to read Thomas Aquinas in my spare time
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>>42855801
no you don't
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>>42855303
>guitar
>singing
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>>42855303
paint warhammer (dont play it)
play rugby
i spend too much time shitposting though
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>>42855303
i read psychology, philosophy and have an interest in sociology and languages. i love to travel and go to the airport to take a random flight to anywhere at least twice a year.

i love music and am learning to play an instrument.

i also find really trashy television to be hilarious.

i love to drink wine
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>>42855303
I hate videogames but when I am not lifting I do that.

I do PPL 6 days a week and it takes me like 3 hours

so I wake up like at 11am or so, I wait until 5pm playing vidya which I hate, then I do lifting and by the time that I took a shower and had dinner it's like 10pm so I play some vidya and youtube for couple more hours and sleep.

Rinse and repeat
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>>42856686
I count 9 red flags, and a very successful date.
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>>42855303
not fucking racemixing, that's for sure
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>>42855303
None of you damn business, semen demon
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>>42856772
and im not a particularly nice person
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>>42855303
that's so fucking easy:

>ah sure I like reading a lot for example, lately i'm really into Clavell, his Asia saga is amazing
>i also do some boxing from time to time, not as much as I used to though, can't make that much time
>also like gaming with my mates
>and chilling while watching some series, Stranger Things, Westworld, Mad Men...

Makes it sound like i'm a normie, and most of it is true
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>>42855442
Glad to see a dude with some hobbies, I hope more people on /fit/ were like this. I really started feeling like I was making it when I started doing more of these sports and shit.
Also I started making them with my friends because we were tired of going to bars every weekend and not having any new experiences so that made it way easier.
Right now I'm really getting into surf. I'd recommend it to everyone here.
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Weekdays I play the guitar.
Weekends I go /out/, usually to beaches or some fresh water area. Here, check out these pics.
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>>42855375
>tfw this is extremely comforting
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>>42855317
My gains
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>>42856760
Are you me?
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>>42856835
that beach looks nice
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>>42856686
holy shit you are like a fake tinder profile.
do you enjoy long walks on the beach too?
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>>42855695
If you lose motivation for medicine than you better quit. The hours you have to put in are insane and you're gonna be miserable for the rest of your life if you try to stick with it just for some kind of prestige or big salary.

.t final year med student.
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>>42856859
Discord?
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>>42856862
Long walks on the beach are objectively nice
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>>42855499
I can't compete with that!
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>>42855508
That's not JAV though, that's Stoya. Come on, stay on topic kiddo.
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I-I take showers a-and be myself.
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>>42855375
as a guy with female coworkers, most of them have at least 2 of these hobbies:
>yoga
>dance
>travel
>running
>soccer
>reading
>volunteering
>hiking

but most of their time is spent going out with friends
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Learning japanese, night walks, touhou, playing dota competitively at amateur level, warhammer 40k and anime and manga

Wouldn't list video games because I don't obsess over or buy anything other than those two. Would probably get into photography if I had money for a good camera, my father's an expert in this so I could learn from him.
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>>42856935
>travel
you can't really consider this a hobbie can you?
I mean I have some friends who are talking about how much they love traveling all the time like it's something special, yet I've never met anyone who doesn't love to travel with their friends. I do it every time I can but I wouldn't really call it a hobby.
I think it makes them feel superior than the rest of us mortals, like they're some free soul and we don't get it, but literally everyone goes on some trip from time to time.
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>>42856935
yeah "hobbies" as in "I go once a month" or "I read quotes from instagram"
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I play video games and jerk off to jav
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>>42855303
Computers and Gunpla
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>>42856760
Hey I was like you for a long time then I started watching Football and it got better
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>>42857118
What do you mean it got better? What I need is a job or something actually entertaining for the mornings
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>>42856992
>That image

If ugly bitches approached me all the time I'd be flattered not write a hate article
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>>42855690
I wish I had the power to noclip around town and spy on people.
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Drawing chicks with huge bobs and as.
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>>42856935
Do they actually run or simply say they do?
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>>42855303
I pretend to be a slut swiping retards and never replying. i don't know why that's fun. it's really not but it's stress relieving.

like going on fight night champion, setting it to lowest difficulty, and pounding the shit out of them.
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>>42855783

You're the man, it's your job to convince them why they should open their legs for you.

Not trying to be facetious, this is how it really works. They have the power of sexual selection and men are expendable as fuck. It's why the Chad meme exists.
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>>42857231
Kek holy shit literally me when I was 14 playing Garry's Mod
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I like to draw and I also do some martial arts. I've been thinking about starting 3-gun for ages but I don't have time nor funds for it right now.
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>>42856935
cooking? baking? you have useless coworkers if they don't spend anytime in the kitchen.
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>>42855303
Building furniture/woodcarving, I'm learning how to into electronics (basic shit, arduino boards and such), mostly because I started building a foam iron man suit and I want to eventually fiberglass it and wire lights other than the chest and hands.
I used to scuba but I just moved way up the east coast and I'm not sure where to go around here. Ditto for caving with the grotto back home.
Put a pause on freelance design to focus on my actual career in operations for a large print marketing firm, and to rediscover my creative spark by doing life drawings and studies more than logos and web pages.
Also reading.
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>shopping, travel and netflix
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>>42855448
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>>42858040
this image is great. haven't been on a date since November last year because this was exactly how I felt each time a dude opened his mounth. and I'm supposed to act all interested. fk dt shd.
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>>42855499
>Horses btfo
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>>42856935
>as a guy with guy groupmates in college most of them have at least 2 of these hobbies.
>basketball
>football
>lifting
>cars
>tv shows
>video games

but most of their time is spent going out with friends


fucking retard that's pretty much every normie you cunt
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I carve small wood garden goblins
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>>42858040
>travel
Oh my god, I hate it when people start talking about their travel experiences. 9/10 it's some mediocre story that could've happened around the corner or just a "they're different than us, so funny" story.
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>>42858105
>pretty much every guys says their hobby is cars
Why is everybody lying? Almost everybody who says this has no idea about cars to constitute calling it a hobby or not enough money and space to collect them. How the fuck is it a hobby then?
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Is it possible to learn to play a sport when you're unathletic and in your early 20s?
Any sport, I just want friends.
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>>42855405
I've got AIDS......
BEASTMAN AIDS!!!
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>>42858106
I'm stealing this and saving for whenever someone will ask me if I can cook. I'm down for learning to carve them too.
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>>42855317

lel, I've actually said that to a girl while hanging out in a friend's house. Good thing I'm the group's funny guy and I can get away with saying shit like that and not look like a creep.
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>>42855627
Go to bed Josh
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>>42858106
Got any pics?
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>>42858211
Yea dude, volley ball is so easy and fun
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>>42858221
oh, im so sorry. stay positive
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>>42855303
golf
practicing guitar/bass
vidya
binge drinking
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>>42855303
>Kyokushin
>BJJ

I spend a lot of time in Pajamas
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Anons

Carpentry is fucking amazing, try it out
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>>42857239
I seriously hope you are putting effort for the art gains son
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>>42858291

volleyball is the /fit/ sport, socially acceptable to play shirtless, you can play with girls to show off gains too, and you can still mock manlets by spiking over them.
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>>42858314
https://youtu.be/kJdzqtkdfq0
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>>42858291
b-but the ball hurts my arms, and won't the other team bully me for being the worst on my team?
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>>42855303
I'm a scout leader, inspiring the new generation to be fit and healthy. It involves my love of hiking as well.

I also do a bit of coding.
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>>42858250
I'm the group's funny guy
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>>42858664
Maybe if you live in an anime. But if we're dealing with 3d adults, not likely.
Unless maybe you're on a Happy Days set or some shit.
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amateur photography, biking (only once a week or two because dayjob), tech news
so 1.5 hobbies, if the last doesnt count
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>>42858856
You must be a great time at parties
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>>42858919
>not living in anime
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Are you Russian?
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in my freetime i usually stare outside and watch people with binoculars.

I also have a family of inbred rabbits in my backyard. they fell into a pit i had dug and they can't get it out so they just keep fucking eachother. I feed them because i feel bad for them.
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>>42859207
are you sure you're meant to be on /fit/ and not /r9k/?
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>>42855334
Stfu faggot white boy
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>Blacksmithing
>miniature painting
>vidya
>lifting
>homebrew
>anything diy
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>>42855303
Well, I like to spend it on the various boards of 4chan.org. I sometimes spend hours at a time on it haha. It really is basically the only thing I do haha.
But anyway how is your food.?
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>>42855303
rugby
reading about conspiration theories and letting them invade my mind
coding and data sciences
going out with the lads
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>>42859301
You and me would be friends, I brought the kingdom death figures just to paint them but I'm shit at it any advice of tutorials you would point me too
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>>42855303
I play bass and watch Japanese toy commercials about karate bugmen fighting men in rubber suits in the name of justice
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>>42855303
Music (piano, guitar)
Literature

For me, lifting is not a hobby, it is an activity under philosophy. And philosophy is not a hobby for me either, it is a mode of life.
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>>42855548
Everytime David Foster Wallace is mentioned he gets a ton of hate but here he is at the top of the list. I think its time for me to read infinite jest for myself
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>>42855752
they fake son
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>>42859207
Post pics of inbred abominations pls
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>>42855375
I asked my gf this is her response
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>>42858250
>Good thing I'm the group's funny guy and I can get away with saying shit like that and not look like a creep.
i'm concerned, anon
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>>42859440
>baking
>a shit hobby
>not wanting a pinterest-obsessed baking gf
>not wanting a gf who'll slave away to make you beautiful, delicious food that'll make you wish everyday was cheat day
I hope you get nothing for your birthday.
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>>42855375
find better women anon, i've met plenty of women with many hobbies
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>>42859524
>wanting a bunch of pastries

I hope you get diabetes for your birthday
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>>42859440
>I like u
>tfw no girlfriend to say this to me
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>>42859440
A L F A L F A
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F
A
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F
A
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>>42859593
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh why can't i find a gf
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>>42855303
Fighting Jews and Trading Cryptocurrencies with Bots

/fit/ + /pol/ + /biz/ + /g/
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>>42855303
Lifting and playing Electric guitar.
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>>42859440
Jesus your gf is as articulate as my 7 year old
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>>42858211
Golf, either frisbee or normal, is a great unathletic person sport
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>>42855459
True dat
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>>42855303
Let me tell you my current routine

>Wake up 10am
>Morning csgo comp match
>Eat while blasting a song off Hammeheart, or A Fine Day to Die or Blood Fire Death and sing along to it to get me pumped up because I'm severely autistic
>Eating breakfast takes an hour and multiple meals
>Skip whatever class I have because I'll just study for the exam when it comes
>Browse /fit/ and more csgo or have to go to work 2/4-10
>Wonder wtf I'm doing with my life if at home and also eat
>Workout for 1.5-2hrs
>Feel satisfied with my body
>Pump passes and I wonder again what I'm doing with my life, and eat again
>Browse more /fit/ and play csgo or go hang out with friends at night
>Eat again
>Go to bed at 2am

And repeat, this is my life...
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>>42855375
honestly that's better than most fo the fucking undergrads i meet here

the reponse like 85% of the time is "netflix and food."
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>>42855525
>being a failure at life because you're literally a slave with no ambition or worth
>taking it out on someone else
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>>42859440
Is your girlfriends name Gracetyn? Because if it is then I banged her a few months ago
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>>42859560
riced
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>>42856760
why dont you get a job you faggot
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>>42855715
women rarely have interests of their own and simply latch onto what ever their boyfriend is into.
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>>42855525
anon...
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>>42859994
>>42855715
t. people who no standards and arn't looking for women with hobbies

have you seen the hobbies other men have?
now you understand why women dont take dick from every man
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>>42855303
>girls
>caring about 'hobbies'

All they care about is that you have money to do things in life. Rich men change hobbies every week.
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>>42855375
My dad is a Legend.

When he met my mom, he said he'd buy her breakfast. So he took her to the grocery store, got eggs, bacon, milk, coffee, butter ect ect. They went back to her place then he sat down in the kitchen as said "Alright, now you're gonna make me breakfast."
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>>42859809
no her name starts with a c
>>42859712
she was memeing
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>>42855375
>wife: reality TV, sports, and food
we ride bikes a lot though lol
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>>42855508
>be me
>get wife
>delete 55TB of HD JAV, full collection of the most popular ones
feels good breh
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>>42860396
>get wife
Give it a couple of years or have a kid. You'll be back. They always come back.
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>>42857000
Grills say this so much, who doesn't like to travel and do cool shit? Its better than being at work.
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>>42859440
time for bf
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>>42859440

>
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>>42855303
I don't even lift anymore just climb
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>>42859349
You forget the part about tipping your fedora
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>>42856935
>>42857000
>travel
Bourgeois vacations aren't a hobby. If you go backpacking, or hitchhiking, or work for a period of time overseas, maybe, but yeah, just going to Italy for a week doesn't mean you're a free spirit.
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I lie in my bed and browse 4chan for hours.
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>>42859933
My dad died last year and I dropped out, got fired and my ex dumped me.

Also spent months without communicating with people. No casual chat with cashier, no casual chat with mom bringing tendies, no discord, nuffin.

That's why am lifting, probably will go back to skewl and try to find a part time job that doesn't suck
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>>42859330
Start small and learn techniques before you move on to the bigger models like kingdom death stuff. There's a ton of resources online to learn but beware it does take a ton of practice. Just like lifting. But I've been painting for a really long time so I can teach you just about any techniques you want. I'll take some time to find some links for you once I'm home from work. Email me at [email protected] That goes for anyone who wants tips on painting, homebrew, or blacksmithing. I love to share knowledge.
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Hobbies? Wats that?

I like watching shibenation and teen ted talks.

One of those 2 is tru.
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>>42855303
reading literature/history
sailing
mountain biking
cross country skiing
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>>42856760
Sounds like a Nice LIFE.

Basically what i would want to do.

Without a gf, Friends, family, job and ambitions 100% i would be doing that
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>>42859753
dude what the fuck. you're paying for college, go to your classes so you can atleast meet girls your age. i never went and it's almost impossible to find women my age in the real world. theyre either in highschool or moms. i'm absolutely amazed when i drive by a uni campus and there's nothing but my age group. looks like heaven, too bad i don't have any reason to go there.
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>>42861450
just go in, go to the coffee shop or wherever, hit on them, and if they ask say you were meeting a friend (to return some video tapes) and you decided to stop by wherever because you like the college vibe
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I like to keep the existencial dread out but like most things in life i do a poor job.
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>>42861546
This guy isnt a virgin I can tell u folks.
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>>42859761
I'm not a failure you piss ant. I can bench 185 for 3 and squat over 2 plates for reps. I'm not a NEET like the rest of 4chan either bitch
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>>42859753
now imagine,
working from 8 - 17
1.5 hr commute total
1.5 - 2 hr workout
8 hr sleep

wew lad 4 hr of free time leaves no time to worry but cry into sleep
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>>42855683
>Moby Dick ahead of The Illiad
You're right about that.

>The Bible
If you haven't read the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Qur'an, the Pali Canon, the Hindu Vedas, and the Tao Te Ching and you thumb your nose at religion you just come off as a pretentious prick

>MacBeth and Julius Caesar not listed, but Hamlet is
Ask me how I know you haven't read a single Shakespearean work since your senior year highschool lit class...

>Catcher in the Rye even on the list
Humor me with why you think it shouldn't be on there in 3 sentences or less

>Count of Monte Cristo behind Don Quixote
This one is complete preference and you know it

>Edgelord stoicism faggotry
>Shitting on religion and philosophy without explanation
>implying you're not the actual edgelord
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>>42857402
Any women under 29 doesn't cook.
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Last year I tried to get over my ex using Tinder.
On every date I mentioned I played video games (when asked about it). I could actually see the disappointment in their face until I mentioned I used to play this one game, Warframe. Kinda bragged about being part of /vg/'s Warbros clan, winning a bunch of events and such.

>wow anon. are you like a pro player or something? Did you win money/big prizes?
Suddenly they became very interested.
kek. they only cared about status. I bet none of them even knew the game.
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>>42862133
Honestly Id be more interested in a life of pro gamer compared to basement dwello.
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>>42855375
Very true. Does sucking weenies count as a hobby for them?
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>>42856760
No fucking way you lift for 3 hours each day you lying sack of poopoo.
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>>42855303
> going out
> girls
> trading crypto
> drugs
> workout
> meditation
> magic
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>masturbate
>browse 4chan
>masturbate
>listen to Joe rogen podcasts
>masturbate
>browse 4chan
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>>42862311
>girls
>drugs
>going out

delete these and you will be patrician
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>>42858291
/fit/ guy who plays volleyball can confirm, chicks love it when a guy can join, also it's super easy to win cause coed is on girls net and it's so short so spiking over manlets is gg ez mode
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>>42861665
why is this impressive?
i look like a skeleton and i can do this shit
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>>42855548
>stop being hateful toward people
nu-chan must die
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>>42862311
mystical crypto chad
>>
I discuss film, politics and culture with international experts.
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>>42860972
i dunno man he sounded PRETTY COOL
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>>42855548
People unironically enjoy Gravity's Rainbow?
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>>42855303
40Gay and D&D but I hide those powerlevels from girls, man.
I garden, paint, draw, read a lot of history and historical fiction, hike and write shitty short stories.

Also cook and play vidya but nearly every man does so it's not really a hobby.
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>>42855303
>read
>study
>music
>I have a girlfriend
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>>42855303
I cherry pick pictures of attractive Asian women
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>>42862406
What if you have no hand-eye coordination and you're slow
Lifting doesn't prepare me for this
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>>42855303
I like photography and doing anything outdoors. mostly hiking and kayaking though
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>>42855303
that woman is legit beautiful.
but she'd really only allow you to spend 1 day or evening on a hobby so that she could boast about it to her friends, but not be left alone and have to be bored. by 'allow' i don't mean sanction it, i mean not complain about you doing it.
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>>42864050
>that woman is legit beautiful.
there are many more attractive asian girls
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>>42855508
how many versions of "japanese woman in white blouse & black shirt in an apartment high-pitch moans while being penetrated" do you need to watch? they are all so dull
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>>42855303
Ride my motorcycles
Sit in my room and stare at the wall while all the things I've fucked up haunt me
Lay awake at night
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>>42861937
>>Catcher in the Rye even on the list
>Humor me with why you think it shouldn't be on there in 3 sentences or less
Only reason it got famous was because it was edgy and banned. The author was the true phone.
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>>42855783
>>42855459
>>42859728

Go to eastern yurop friendos

the grills are all p much 7/10 and above, smart + funny etc

seriously want to move countries
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>>42864575
what hobbies do they have
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>>42864302
You are me, except I don't lift and have only one motorcycle.
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>>42855303
Goddamn, I wish had a chance to have that much food right now. Being broke fucking sucks.
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>>42865028
I'll buy you a monthly supply of food if you can set me up with a qt like that
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>>42865039
Is chained and unconscious ok?
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>>42859598
you feel it too, dont you?
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>>42865065
Nah, I want a gf, not a cock sleeve. You'd have to be a wizard
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>>42857000

Travel is pretty pleb tier, I think most girls just do it so they can get cool pics on their Instagram

Not only women though, I know a dude who goes to third world shitholes yet still comes back and complains about tfwngf, like what the fuck these poor as fuck people you met don't even have hot food or high speed internet and you didn't learn anything about perspective that whole time?
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>>42855303
I'm a writer.
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>>42865547
The biggest mindfuck for me when I went to Thailand was that goat herding peasant villages had faster internet access than I do at home ( I'm an ausfag btw)
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>>42855303
I play vidya, listen to music, shitpost on 4chan, and hang with friends.
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>>42864997

apart from sports and gaining nollege?

you get some that cook amazingly, some that are awesome at sewing (homemade crafts ftw)
one of the most interesting conversations I've ever had has been with a Polish chick and we didn't even talk about hobbies
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>>42864564
This
>Shit book only liked because it's one of the only books people could actually read in HS
>Angsty teen character read by angsty HS students so they can (((relate)))
>no true insights or unique perspective to anyone that has moved away from home
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>>42855303
Go to lunch with stuck up cunts, apparently. What makes you so interesting besides your holes?
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i. At what point does an interest constitute a hobby?
ii. How often must an activity be undertaken for it to constitute a hobby?
iii. Where do you draw the line between an activity being a recreation versus a hobby?
iv. If studying in itself is not a hobby, does learning new information on your own time somehow make it a hobby?
v. What about the learning of skills as compared to information?
vi. What level of proficiency and understanding is required in a certain field or activity for it to count something as a hobby?
vii. Does spending time on something for the explicit point of self-improvement count as a hobby, when the gratification of improving for it's own sake gets you off?
viii. What if the only reason for doing something is to make up for an otherwise vapid personality and life devoid of meaning?

>I guess I try to look cool by poor use of roman numerals and asking inane questions about what people mean when they use the term hobby, yet I fear that I don't do these enough to count them as hobbies
>>
I've been playing piano for two decades, write my own music, and read space operas.

I also casually cook/bake and love beer. Favorite thing to do on a weekend is pick a brewery and bike to it with a bro.
>>
>>42865963
>i. At what point does an interest constitute a hobby?
>ii. How often must an activity be undertaken for it to constitute a hobby?
>iii. Where do you draw the line between an activity being a recreation versus a hobby?

Hobbies are for betterment first and entertainment second, activities are entertainment mainly and betterment isn't necessary.
>>
>cosplaying, con going, gunpla if that counts
>Cooking more than standard /fit/shit and baking
>Cycling
>Photography
>Vidya, but mostly just fighting games and getting bodied in pools at tournaments. Single player stuff feels like an unfun waste of time unless it's CUHRAYZEE shit or a rhythm game, Nier and feelsy stuff is an exception though.
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>>42865994
>space operas

Wtf is this phrase I keep seeing lately. Just call it science fiction and stop queering it up for no reason

Also you sound like a huge faggot "bike to it with a bro". Just call him a friend you fucking try hard
>>
>>42858250
as another funny guy i know this feel.

the truth is often said in jest.
>>
>>42859809
what the fuck kind of a name is Gracetyn???
>>
>>42866077

Space operas are in a particular format. Sorry you're butthurt about words, is that your hobby? :)
>>
>I like to put on my penis pump and see how thick it can get
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>>42855303
I watch anime, masturbate, and post on Chinese basketweaving imageboards.

Also, why the fuck did you invite yourself to my table?
>>
>>42855548
The only one im kind of surprised isnt on there is the Gulag Archipelego. Only finished 12 on that list but ive got another half dozen bought and next in line for myself so i dont feel too bad.
>>
>>42859349
does reading count as a hobby?

genuinely invest my life into philosophy
>>
Smoke kush and drink moonshine all day/night
>>
>>42859440
I always get stressed out trying to not come off as a retard while texting, I don't know how these people do it.
>>
>>42861546
>hit on them
Like with a barbell?
>>
>vidya
>programming
>cooking

been thinking about learning the guitar aswell

what path am I on? I want hobbies I can actually talk about that are interesting, vidya isn't interesting
>>
>>42867525
sex
>>
>>42867525
>what path am I on
You don't actually have any hobbies. You're very boring.

I assume programming is your job and when you say your job is your hobby, it is kind of pathetic.
>>
Translations:

>Traveling
I go on vacation every so often to very well established tourist traps/tourist destinations
>Cooking
I don't starve to death. Alternatively, if a guy says this, you can assume he just cooks every so slightly above average in quality, but really nothings special.

It's like doodling in your math spiral but being better at doing it
>>
>>42867573
>You don't actually have any hobbies. You're very boring.
You are exactly right.
Programming isn't my job however. but yes, still pretty pathetic that's why I wanna learn guitar.
>>
>>42867593
Don't learn guitar.

Here's some actual advice: Literally everyone plays guitar. EVERYONE. People are born playing guitar because it's the bottom of the barrel type of person's first instrument of choice when they want to appear dynamic or interesting.

For women, that instrument is the ukulele.
>>
>>42867605
Fair enough point
What would you recommend I try for a hobby? Obviously I have to be interested in it myself but,
What would be some interesting hobbies that I could at least talk about
>>
>>42867605
>it's the bottom of the barrel type of person's first instrument of choice
It can be, but it's also a lot more practical an instrument to learn on one's own and is relatively less cumbersome than some other choices with a similar low learning curve (i.e. piano). It's also easy to learn basic music theory shit, which can expand into learning other instruments with much greater ease. Don't be such a faggot that shitty people doing something warrants avoidance of that same activity. That's exactly like the fedoralords that avoid going to the gym because of some douchey frat guy showing off to his buddies
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Lifitng is gay.
I freeclimb mountains and destroy dead trees with my great sword.
Then I do the plank while reading a book.
After that I relax by mediating under a water fall and increase my spiritual pressure
>>
>>42867683
If you really want to learn guitar, do it and don't care what others say and think. If you're saying you want to learn just to try to be "interesting", don't do it. It requires a lot of time, effort and patience, and if you are doing it for a shallow reason you will most likely abandon it after a month. What kind of music you like?
>>
>>42855303
I like juggling
>>
>>42867605

I'd rather listen to a million idiots play "Wonderwall" in unison than one savant play the uke-maymay.
>>
>>42856800
Kek
>>
>>42856894
Not if you're a dolphin, bitch nigger. Fight me
>>
>>42856992
This article makes me angry, but I don't exactly know why
>>
>>42856760
how do you afford food?
>>
>>42856760
>I do PPL 6 days a week and it takes me like 3 hours
how
>>
>>42858073
Show me your tits tho. Pls reply.
>>
>>42855303
fucking asian abominations
>>
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>>42861571
Fuck
>>
Hiking
Vidya Games
Warhammer
Family Shit (I have 3 siblings with kids, fiancee has 2 with kids, always visiting or babysitting)
Studying history
Avoiding social interaction
>>
>>42862311
>Trading crypto
so hows the house foreclosure going?
>>
>>42855303
Well I used to play the guitar and draw but not anymore.

The only thing I do with my free time is 4chan, read, play videogames and watch TV series. No girl has questioned how interesting I am somehow, must be because must girls don't even have interests.
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>>42862133
>Did you win money/big prizes?
>>
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>>42865568
>The biggest mindfuck for me when I went to Thailand was that goat herding peasant villages had faster internet access than I do at home
>>
>>42855375
>met this 7/10 girl
>she's into movies a lot
>knows very much about movies, actors, directors, everything
>talks very often about the movies we recently saw
>share giggles at trash movies
>also has an interest in music and listens to various groups
>the few times I asked to go out she refused because due to the past relationship she feels very insecure to start another
>"It's ok for you to have hobbies like vidya and the gym, really. I'm not saying this in a condescending way to make you feel better. Is your life after all."

How do I not fuck this up?
>>
>>42869504
>>the few times I asked to go out she refused because due to the past relationship she feels very insecure to start another
its already over boyo
>>
>>42868940
Ugly guys aren't allowed outside, don't you know that?

With that said, if the guy was cute the conversation could have gone differently.
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>>42860194
Wow your dad is edgy as fuck
>>
The girls I've been interested in over the years always had interesting hobbies. One is a filmmaker/director, one is pursuing her neuroscience PhD, two of them were painters, one did theatre. Artistic girls are usually pretty interesting. Get yourself an artsy girl /fit/, autistic/artistic is the GOAT combo.
>>
>>42857000
I duckin hate traveling
>>
>>42860116
>find woman i like
>personality match
>has few hobbies
>DROPPED

Why can't I find love?
>>
>>42859653
wtf is this boyd rice ripoff?
>>
>>42858291
You should probably practice a bit though, because unless the people you're playing with are super nice and willing to teach you, everyone hates you if you suck
>>
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>>42869823

>neuroscience
>PhD
>>
>>42856822
Asia saga is fucking shit and you know it. I still read them every few years though. Noble House a worst.
>>
>>42855303
Studying is not a hobby and uses most of my "spare" time
>>
>>42866085
>tfw you slip in conspiracy theories you believe in into your jokes
>tfw you slip in your unpopular opinions into your jokes and no one bats an eye
Good feels.
>>
>>42857000
Everyone loves to travel, just because you have the money to do it often doesn't make you special...
>>
>>42855375
shoo r9k shoo
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