You wake up in this body. >How do you fix this? What's

SS + GOMAD

>>42853229
Holy fuck you can literally see where she had the fat sucked out of her stomach. This should be a psa to not rely on plastic surgery

I'd take anavar and get huge ass and quads and core to fill the skin

>>42853260
you would still fuck her you virgin

>>42853229

That's the body that Cocaine and plastic surgery built.

>>42853229
SS+abs work and eat big cmon

>>42853260
Where?

>>42853229
shit thats Tara Reid???

>>42853260
she has no muscle mass, which is why she looks gross

>>42853706
Yup thats her

>>42853289
Never said I wouldn't I enjoy banging ugly chicks

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jesus christ she's horrendous

>>42853229
You dont? You accept that you are an old whore and stop wearing bikinis to the fucking beach. Save for a miracle anti aging gun, nothing will save you.

The only women who look good at 40+ have god tier genetics and/or aren't white.

>>42853229
>hands of a 65 year old man

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Oh my...

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>>42853229

>>42853951
or you stay out of the sun and wear a shit ton of sunscreen

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>tara reid looks like this
fucking disgusting

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>>42853229

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Daily reminder to wear a moisturizer/sunscreen every single day, no exceptions.

With hands like those she must be crushing it at the rock wall

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>>42853229
Squat in the curl rack xFailure masturbate in between sets make every step count

Goddamn her and Lindsay Lohan aged horrendously thanks to all the partying and plastic. Makes me wonder how these insta thots will be in 10+ years time

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Paris Hilton still looks good though

man, i spilled a lot of seed to her in american pie

>>42854418
but she's all fake

>>42854418
She bathes in the semen of a thousand chads and jamals though.
No, seriously.
Semen is shown to do amazing things for women's skin and she gets a steady supply from harems.
Ever seen those oil princesses from saudi arabia they squeeze dudes dry in multiple day orgies.

This happens when you try to lose weight with bulimia to fix this body you need a high protein diet and a full body routine everyday during at least 6 months

>>42854464
never seen her with a Jamal, does that make her our girl?

>>42854883
I Think Lil Wayne, 50 Cent and P Diddy all got some so nope

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Stiffler's mom keeps getting better though.

>>42853257
unironically this

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>>42854447
even better