>post shirtless picture of me on bumble and tinder >have

>trying to get likes on social media
you're a complete faggot bro

>>42846296
>trying to get likes on tinder and bumble

.... do you know what these apps are for you underaged twat?

>thinks women are total whores and like anyone who doesn't wear a shirt

You must be gay

>>42846310
your whole post is complaining you dont get likes from the right people. thats some fag shit if ive ever seen it

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>>42846284
No girl worth associating with is on a dating app

>>42846387
Fucking dyels. Isn't it school time for you?

Tbh tinder is a lost cause. I'll seriously get rejected by a 4/10 on tinder but then get a 7/10 number irl. They have to many options on tinder

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>>42846391

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she let me fuck her ass on the first date

yall are just hopeless

>>42846906
This isn't a thread to share your last masturbation fantasy, mate.

>>42846284
Nobody cares about your feels until you post the selfie

>>42846906
She's only got one arm?

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>>42846284
I got tinder last friday and I got 21 matches already and three of them I'm regularly talking to on snap and gonna meet. And I'm not even below 20 bodyfat%.

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>>42846906
mate shes missing an arm

>>42846399
it is, thats why im schooling you faggot

>>42847057
I guess they let you out to lunch.

Do the world a favor and use that free time to kys.

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>>42846399
You must be dyel if you're only getting likes from fat/ugly women.

>>42846387
Are you retarded?

>>42846284
I manage to get the occasional qt, but I always fuck up the convo. What is the point of being a meat Titan who can bench 4 plates if it doesn't compensate for autism?

>>42847411
Same. Had a Brazilian brunette message me for some bit.

She stopped messaging me. :/

>>42847057
kek

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>>42847715
That's nothing. I had a slutty chick message me basically asking for dick. Still managed to fuck it up.

Now I've got this 8/10 italian qt, we're supposed to go out on a date, and I just know I'll shit the bed on this one too.

>>42847786
Are you using tinder or bumble? For my area, tinder is full of black women and bumble is full of white women and latinas.

>>42847786
Haha I'm talking to 2 asian chicks that are intrested but I'm pretty sure when we meet up I'll spill my spaggetios and I'll have no potential gfs.

Not easy going from being a 4chan hermit to reality.

>>42846906
How is anal? Never have, have legit 8x6 and every girl I've been with says hell no.

Can I make a profile with only one picture?

>>42848066
Wont get many matches then senpai, atleast 3 pictures and first should show face

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It's happening!

>>42847057
lmaoo

>>42848097
Yeah I have a good face picture where I hold a cute animal, but I have no other pictures. I don't have any good ideas to stage some and I don't have someone to hold the camera/a tripod.

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>>42848118

>>42848118
Post ur lead pic on tinder

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>>42848118
Thats a bot lol

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>>42848136

>>42848136
No way bots exist on tinder
Technology is not evil enough for that

>>42848016
Its like a tight ring(her sfincter) around the part where your cock enters her with a lot more space deeper so the head of your dick doesn't get stimulated that much unless you pull out almost completely on each thrust.
The idea is hot somehow, esp if the girl is squirming a bit but objectively a vagina feels better imo

>>42848162
My bad..girls and bots sound the same
Gratz bro hitand quit that

>>42848162

>I'd be happy to oblige
>to oblige

M'lady

*tip*

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>>42848187

>>42848187
>trying to make fun of a guy who is gonna be balls deep in a pussy soon

>>42847811
Tinder. Bumble isn't allowed in my country for some reason.

>>42848097
i get more matches with one picture

>>42846284
>only women to like me are ugly as fuck, fat, and/or black
Just have sex with the fatties and blackies then op problem solved mate.

>>42848261
Bumble is the one where females message first right?
>Do you live in Saudi Arabia

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>>42848166
imagine being this naive

>>42846284
Pictures op?

What happens when somebody you know sees you on Tinder
Does that happen or does Tinder look at your FB and avoid all those people

What happens if you say you're a boy interested in other boys and suddenly you see someone you know or they see you back

How do you guys even take such a risk

>>42848859
>What happens if you say you're a boy interested in other boys and suddenly you see someone you know or they see you back

Well that means you invoke the secret gay magical contract and you have to have sex with his butt.

>>42846284
I think this might be the rare case where it's reasonable to tell you to go kys.

>>42848859
I see people on tinder and bumble who I went to uni with.

I swipe left every time.

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>>42847057

top zozzle

>>42848859
You see each other if fb friends.
But if u say u are male and seeking male only guys with thay setting will see. So girls or straight guys wont see your profile. But if some gay u know see u and its not common knowledge hes screenshotting it

>>42848118
lol
>not realizing that's spam

>>42848097
Bullshit, I got over 500 matches with a single pic where I was wearing fucking sunglasses.

>>42846284
Be honest, how fat/ugly are you and why would you use a shirtless pic in the first place when you're a fat fuck?

post pic

>>42846284
I haven't got either apps is liking someone different from matching with them?

>>42846906
I think this twat is missing an arm

>>42850295
That's why she was so easy.

Nobody wants to fuck one armed wendy.

>>42846387
Words of truth.

>>42848166
Oh they def exist.

>>42847057
>"schooling"
>2017
i thought u were already dead, grandpa

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>>42848166
>identity theft and credit fraud continuously increasing.
>no catfishes on social apps.
The world is a terrible place because of idiots like you.

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>dating apps

>>42850682
if only there was a direction you could swipe to avoid fatties

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>>42850682
>shitimbald
Every fucking time.

>>42850682
Would unironically plow either of those. Yes, my standards are that low.

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>>42850705
>swiping
>okcupid

someone screencap this and op stop being a fag post the shirtless picture you put on tinder

>>42848293
Nope, eastern Europe.

>>42846284
Your shirtless photo probably sucks ass
I'm dyelmode but I got my friend to get a good picture of me at the beach shirtless and I noticed my matches went way up

>>42850947
this, it's actually pretty ridiculous how easily you get matches and pussy with a shirtless pic if you have anything resembling muscles and definition which makes me imagine how ugly op must be

>>42847057
Hahahaha demolished

>>42850682
what the fuck this is disgusting

>>42848162
XFINITY and VIRGINITY?

>>42847007
>21 matches in 2 weeks
i downloaded tinder and got 14 matches in my first swiping session.

u ugly or wut?

>>42850682
>MdmRae
that is a good name if she is meaning MDMA, as in she is a good time, but i would guess she actually thinks she is some sort of madame

>>42850682
>Always get +80% match with this people
what the fuck anons

>>42848175
This

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>>42847057
Wew lad

>>42847057
BROOOOOOOOOO