It's time to stop, Anon. You've poisoned yourself

Thanks buddeh, I could use a drink.

>>42841998
sigh, its my birthday tomorrow and my wife wants to take me out to a bar, she gets ultra horny and the possibility of anal goes way up.

>>42841998
I've almost made it despite this poison, ill probably never make it as far as my sanity goes.

>>42841998
I'm 27 and haven't drank a drop.

I can't stop, I work in law
There's alcohol in every single firm social event I attend, even the breakfast seminars and luncheons
If I don't drink with the partners, they'll think I'm a loser and boot me out or condemn me to being a senior associate, the laughingstock of the profession

>>42841998
nah man its dollar beer night thursday and i have a bad case of crippling depression

>>42842007
>not so fast michael

>>42841998
I really do need to quit. My alcoholism has reached a whole new level. I drink enough to kill a normal person.

>>42841998
B-but I love drinking.

>>42842917
>>42842789
It's ok just stop

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>>42842028
Phone the bar, agree with the bartender to serve you water instead of your "vodka", then the next day when you're there, just pretend like it's vodka and act stupid after your second "shot"

Healthy and you get anal!

I have 2 to 3 beers a week nigga i think ill live

>>42841998
Help me stop

managed to get fit
managed to quit smoking
managed to build career
managed to go from fatso to banging chicks

cant fucking stop drinking beer/whisky

help anons

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>>42842789
>I drink enough to kill a normal person

>>42841998
I only drink on weekends and try to have dry wines/spirits