The gym alpha throws me on the floor, and open up his bag, taking

hilarious

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>>42836911
>tfw my lanklet has been carried away by the wind two weeks ago
h-he will find his way home right?

>>42836911
"Hmmm... Yes... Interesting... Yes, very interesting...

Of course I'm listening, silly...

Lovely talking to you but oh! Look at the time! Gotta dash!"

This is probably what 99% of conversations with females is like for you! including your own mother.

>>42836996
Probably stuck on some branch. Ask 3-4 other manlets for help.

Good thread op

>>42836911
top kek, those threads are pathetic, we all know you want to be tall little boy, sadly you will never learn

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>>42836911

>>42837029
>projecting this hard
Can you link me the full transcript, plz?

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>>42837509
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

I'M A MANLET BUT MY HEART BRO

>>42837509
Jesus, I would just kill myself.

>>42837509
he must have snuck out of the pit. too bad the cops caught up to him before he made it far enough.

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>>42837509
wew

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>>42837509
One of the few times I'm genuinely grateful for being 5'9.

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>mfw I finally got let out of the dicklet pit after 6 months of dick curls and had my first sip

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>>42837509
>backtothepit.webm

>>42837509
W0t

>>42839596
10/10

>>42837509
My fucking sides

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>>42837509
I've never seen a lanklet thread get btfo so hard.

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>>42837509
Flying away like Peter pan

>>42837509
fuck man I was training my lats and obliques. Now I´ve got no sides to train

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>>42837509
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>42838357
Top kek

>>42837509
ultimate kek

>>42837509

cant stop watchin

>>42837509
The guy must be five foot on the dot.