>tfw the fat black chick at work says you have really nice

>>42819537
You just made it man. Well done

T. Guy who loves black fattys

>>42819537
I mean its something, right.

>>42819537
How do you exercise your eyes anon?

>>42819537

Ask her for head, anon. Trust me, all black girls give head if she find you attractive and you ask

>>42819537
She was speaking in ebonics. You just smelt like purple drink.

>>42819537
>gym receptionist that i haven't seen since i first started lifting checks me in
>"wow anon...you look so tall..."
>"look at you...so different...."
>can't make eye contact
>other male receptionist is like "go ahead man she's just being weird"
>walk through when i hear him talking to her like "what the fuck was that"
still DYEL. i just get mired for my face

>>42819537
It comes in waves.

This qt light skinned Mexican chick came into my work the other day and was 'mirin hardcore. I'm talking about the whole fuck me eyes and everything. Gotta start working on those charisma gainz on top of your routine as well before you miss the chance to reproduce with a tight bodied spaniard.

Yeah the random
>You have really nice eyes
thing just catches you off guard
>Getting blood drawn
>Compliments my eyes
>We are staring deeply at each other
>She's commenting on how it's a light brown that's really pretty
Didn't sperg too hard, but her sweetness gave me a stiffy

>>42820431
do I just ask for it directly? I have autism

What should he have said back, lads?

>>42821991

All the better to see you with, which is useful considering you're so fucking fat you don't fit in a normal field of vision

>Get a job as a box boy at my local "Hyper" market
>qt.314 cashier coworker compliments my dark
brown eyes while we're in the break room
>i say "it's not like they're pretty or anything, they're DARK brown. I really wish i had blue or green eyes"
>She giggles and says that only sluts like blue/green eye'd guys
> I say while joking "Pffffffft and you aren't one"
>Her eyes get teary and she screams at saying me that i'm an insensitive asshole

What the fuck did i do wrong? I was just kidding how can a person be this sensitive...

>>42822030
What color are her eyes? What if you said "thanks but I wish they were ~color of her eyes~. Wanna trade? *smirk*"

>>42822030
Your reply: and what kind do you like (with a retarded smug smirk)
t. 24yo

>>42822054
>>42822070
You're supposed to cup your balls when you smirk

>>42822030
You dodged a sensitive butterfly, stay away from them good going!

>>42821909

Build up a flirty conversation and make sure she is showing interest, making eye contact smiling and flirting back.

Then tell her you have a vanilla pudding pop for her. Be sure to say it in Bill Cosby's accent. She'll laugh and probably agree to in a joking manner. Keep up the flirt then tell her that she is "fun" and that you'd like to hang out some time.

Nab the number then invite her to your place. She will suck you like a Dyson.

lol I just realized I am more socially retarded than most 13 year olds. I'm 23 not 13.

>>42822030
Anon, that's an ez pz "console her then bang" situation

>>42822089
I love how this is mostly perfectly reasonable advice but your pick up line just had to be an offer of your vanilla pudding pop using a serial rapist's accent. never change fit lmao.

>>42819537
what color?

>>42822089
Ok but what do you do immediately after she steps through the door?

>>42822142

The illuminati framed bill cosby

>>42822089
I tried offering my vanilla pudding pop to a girl in class but she rejected me. Do you think it's cause I'm black?