>19 year old cousin comes over
>begs me to pick her up with 1 arm
>hangs off my arm while giggling her head off
>keeps pulling my shirt up to touch my abs
>keeps asking if i have a secret gf
Why does she do this shit?
She wants your semen
Incest is wincest anon.
Finally someone is going to get some decent incest. Post pics of when you bang
>not gaping your cousins asshole for practice sex
>>42813324
haha great post /b/rother!
Sex with a cousin really isn't that uncommon man
>>42813305
Cousins is ok as long as you don't tell
>>42813305
She wants the D
>>42813305
is she even your real cousin anon? Just stick ur nob in her mouth & see what happens.
I mean come on, be real. It could be worse, you could be gay.
>>42813305
Solid.
>>42813305
What's the problem? Having recreational sex with your horny cousin is a lot more common than you think. My first sexual experience was from my older female cousin back when I was 12 and she was 16 or so. And aside from major body dysmorphia, occasional bouts of self loathing, and 4chan frog posting, I grew up perfectly healthy.
Just bang your cousin and be cool with it
>>42813314
>>42813324
>>42813327
>>42813342
>>42813351
>>42813359
>>42813362
>>42813367
>>42813383
>>42813393
I'm 29 though, and shes a much younger cousin.
Im pretty much a hermit outside of going to the gym, and she knows this, but she comes over all the time.
I have no sexual feelings towards her at all, it just feels awkward to me, she like my baby cousin you freaks.
she thinks you're hot anon and she's more comfortable with that because she knows she's basically guaranteed your company because you're related.
also, she doesnt have to put effort into wooing you or risk getting pumped and dumped because, again, related. just accept the mire nigga she's not gonna try to fuck you.
>>42813427
>19
>Baby
She's a woman already you fucking beta fag
Bait story, but tell her to stop coming over.
>>42813427
stop acting like if this is was ever a serious thread, niggerfaggot
>>42813427
We didn't know you were gay
>>42813427
And why would we care? Face it, you just want attention and that's why you made a faggot-ass highly sexualised thread about your cousin.
Attention whore faggot.
I want to stomp your stupid face right in, with my boot going right through your brains and into the ground beneath you. But I'm afraid your skull may be too thick.
>>42813427
>>42813450
You're not a freak if you have sexual contact with your cousin.
>>42813427
test the waters anon, accidentally have your towel slip after a shower and see what happens
>>42813490
Stop watching too much porn
>>42813305
Is she your first or second cousin? If it's your second cousin, go for it.
>>42813529
This. You should still go for it if you're not just a fat larper on 4chan's fitness board
>>42813351
>/b/rother
>not /d/eviant
Stop posting on my Vietnamese basket lifting forum
Shouldn't even matter if it's your first cousin. Just don't fall in love or have kids and shit
>>42813305
Hot.
When you guys have hangovers is it ever painful to breathe in deeply? I was going to work through it today but I won't if this isn't normal. My ears are also sore
>>42813454
>sex isn't an innocent past time
woo virgin
because she knows you have autism and she's trying to exploit it
>>42813305
Yeah, go ahead and fuck your own family. Be a degenerate, you will fit in with the rest of the earths population.
Make a bunch of white retarded babies along the way, never hurts.
>>42813754
You may have autism. Have you read the posts in this thread?
>>42813684
Probably from shouting across whatever loud bar you were in, if it doesn't get worse through the day you'll be fine
>>42813754
>Having a child with a cousin will result in degenerative inbred genes
Wanna know how I know you know nothing about biology?
>>42813663
Except this is much harder for the female. Think about it, during sex, you're picking her up, slamming her against a wall, choking her, splitting her open, etc, all of these things means she's almost entirely powerless during the whole process and that she has to trust you with her body. Once she's entrusted herself to you once, it'd be pretty much impossible for her to go back to the removed way she used to think of you.
>>42813806
>Wanna know how I know you know nothing about biology?
Fucking cousins does result in degenerated inbred genes, whether they come out with downs or immediately noticeable deficiencies is a different story
>>42813825
>entrusting
She probably wants to fuck. When two people want to fuck, sometimes they fuck. "Falling in love" is different. Are you jealous of the man or something?
>>42813869
Ah, so you do know nothing about biology. Thank you for answering.
>>42813726
>it isn't a perfect loop
>>42813869
>Fucking cousins does result in degenerated inbred genes, whether they come out with downs or immediately noticeable deficiencies is a different story
It does not, it only becomes a problem after a few generations. Seriously look it up, I'm not memeing you. Most recessive genetic diseases are not inherited that far down.
>>42813869
thats only if you are stupid enough to knock up your cousin. nothing wrong with just fucking them.
>>42813305
She's an Adult. You're an Adult. She's your cousin so you're not too closely related. Buy some condoms from a reputable brand and bone the air out of her.
>>42813427
>pretty much a hermit
if you weren't you would know that 19yo girls are horny as fuck around 29you muscle bros
>>42813983
This. My current fiancée fucked one (twice) when she was 19
>>42813305
Why do you even have to ask?
>People falling for this slightly altered version of the original cousin copypasta
>>42814496
I don't spend all my time here
>>42813305
Is it
>Cousin
>15
>Pecs
>Solid
2.0 Electric Boogaloo?
>>42813983
So there is still hope? Where can I find these horny 19 year olds?
>>42813305
>>42813427
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>>42813305
>>42813427
Cringe. Why would you make a thread, then.
You made a thread yesterday where you wrote out that female employees give you attention because you're fit now
Implying you're not just a morbidly obese schizophrenic.
I banged all of my females cousins, one was even into anal
>>42813305
>cousin
>abs
>solid
>>42813305
>solid
>>42814865
>>42815403
I don't get it.
>>42813704
Sex should be confined to a loving marriage.
>>42816012
You're telling me, boss. But women nowadays are sluts
>>42813611
>Implying that OP is not role playing
>>42813427
You're a fag.
It's legal to marry your cousin where I live. Faggy fag fag faggot
>>42813305
Just keep calling her your baby cousin. belittle and demean her until she sees that you aren't going to be berated into incest
Game of thrones was the beginning of the normalisation of incest, I'm not even joking. Insane, eh?
>>42816296
My aunt used to say I look like Jon Snow. What the fuck does this mean? D-does she want her nephew's D?
fuck her you fucking retard
>>42813305
>mark rippe
>core
>stabil
>>42813305
post her pics cunt if dubs
>>42814801
>tfw that wasn't op but me
Wasn't even baiting yesterday
>>42813456
Hey look, a hate monger, go vote Trump you cunt
>>42818015
Shut the fuck up, Kike.
Do it OP,I fucked my cousin and it was beautiful,if she didnt live in another city i'd fuck her everyday
>>42813305
post a pic of yourself. if you're too much of a pussy just blur your face
>>42814218
Do people seriously care about their SO's former partners?
>>42813305
>but by this time she would be only 17 max anon
>>42813305
>cousin flashes me nearly everytime i see her
>touches my leg under the dinner table
Literally just think it's dad issues dude.
>>42818015
Wow such an excellent insult from this intellectual
>>42815631
http://4chandata.org/fit/mirin-thread-a814303
it's a mirin meme
>>42816168
are you trying to raise flags?
>>42813305
>There are people on /fit/ right now who didn't recognize this instantly
>They're in your threads
>They're critiquing your physique
>Every time you get bile or hate on a cbt picture, or a routine, it's these guys
>They don't even lift or want you or anybody else to succeed
>Why won't it end?
>>42823398
>on 4chan
>being surprised that these people are here
>>42813305
>>42813427
you're the one posting inuendo dude. if you know she's just acting familial and is the unreserved touchy feely type then you should think nothing of it.
>>42813305
If she's your cousin it's legal, so fuck her.
>>42813869
Fucking your cousin was pretty common before the 20 century. Darwin married his cousin, so did John Adams. Most the Islamic world still fucks their first cousins.
>>42815631
>>42814547
Of course you fucking don't. not much different from muslim filth that refuses to assimilate into culture ands countries they invade. At this point one must ask: are newfags human ? Do human rights apply to them or are they just useless cancerous growths waiting to be removed ?