>the duke of manlets forced me to pay alms in heights >am

>fall into manlet pit
>fear being trapped for centuries with the smallmen
>step out because its only 5 feet deep

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>local gym bear has started hibernating in the squat rack

Goodbye gains.

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>the manlet inquisitors showed up at the gym to purge the heretics
>tfw I was wearing my lifted insoles and nearly got executed

>>42809498
>gym dj keeps blasting party rock into the manlet pit
>soccer mom accidentally knocks a cord into the pit
>manlets climb up it, and siege the dj equipment, and stage
>Kit harrington interviews have been playing through the speakers for weeks

>>42809543
>local gym bear just mauled the local gym twink
>receptionist said she had "accidentally" spilled 500mg Test-E into the bear's drinking bowl

that bitch.

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>gym security found out about my elevated shoes
>banished to the manlet pit again

>>42809498
>the duke of manlets
>forced me

Let's be honest, if you were overpowered by a manlet, you deserve every single bit of it.

>>42809498
>tfw 5'2
>tfw not even accepted in the manlet pit
>tfw banished to the dwarf pit
>tfw king of the dwarfs

>>42809944
Lead a rebellion, we're all behind you in this!

>>42809949
>tfw I have to slay the gains goblin to get back to the manlet pit

>>42809498
time for a regicide my friend

>told to get out of the squat rack and go to the manlet pit
>tell the hungry skellington to go do his squatmornings back in Auschwitz
>he runs out crying

>doing heavy squats
>alarm sounds
>squats compressed my spine making me less than 6 feet
>can't whisper grow grow grow in time before guards whisk me away to the pit.

>>42809933
you clearly haven't encountered a manlet duke before, face it pleb. Your experience is limited to manlet jesters which is why you are so smug. malet dukes are no pushovers, not to be underestimated, because the longmen who did underestimate them are now in the manlet pit with their legs cut off