>bodyweight radicals burn down the gym blacksmiths forge >threw

>>42800409
HAHAHAHA
What kind of gym do you go to that has a forge in it?
Fucking looser!

>local antifa enforces communism in my gym
>almost everyone starves
>the ones that don't starve get killed off or sent to the gulag
>mfw I survived because they made me a capo because of my capitalist views

>break my arm at work
>won't be able to meet my weekly curl quota at chad's gym
>chad threatening to take away my membership

>>42800472
>His gym doesn't have an alchemist

>>42800409
>be me, manlet
>tired of fighting all the manlets in the pit for the only squat rack
>look up some illegal height exersices on the dark web
>I'm now 6'0"
>go through main gym entrance rather than the underground manlet access hole
>height scanner lets me through
>work ou, no one is the wiser
best idea I've had lads

>>42800409
Nigga how the FUCK did you burn down a forge?

>>42800778
with fire idiot.

stop getting mad at memes you autist.

>be 6'2
>walk into the gym
>suddenly loud alarm goes off
>think a manlet tried to sneak in or something
>all of the sudden I'm pinned to the ground by gym policeman
>got send to fucking Amazon forrest
Turned out I forgot my leg shrinkers at home

>>42801503
kek, lanklets, when will they learn?

>>42800762
I'm reporting you to the Manlet Containment Bureau. I hope they send you off to the Mine Pits to get more iron for our weights.

>>42800409
Why not lift eachother...?

>gym neighbour's manlet pit has a breakout
>they manage to annex my water fountain
>have to waste a gym ICBM to rectify the gym NAP

>>42801664
>virgin ICBM
>Chad MOAB

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>>42800762
The manlet pit ones always get me

>gym shaman hsing sauna for a peyote ceremony
>have to curl using the gym pens

Can you do gvt as 100x100

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>>42800472
how else would you do hammer curls?

>>42803327
kek