>enter gym >SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND BUT

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>watch Game of Thrones
>See this

There is no escape.

>SKRRT SKRRT

>>42798238
he is such a disgusting ginger and probably running trains on euro trash blonds every gig

i need to get into music

>>42798264
better than mudshark stacies

>>42798264
I fucking hate how women say he is attractive without realising they are only attracted to his fame and inappropriately sexy voice

>>42798233

> enter gym
> omae wa mou shindeiru

>>42800546
>all your gains disappear

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>>42798233
>>42800546

They play this, and all the other popular stuff like Despacito and Shape of You, at my gym in Japan. I've never heard an actual Japanese song in the gym, just English (well, and Spanish).

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>>42798233
>enter gym
>DE
>SPA
>CITO

>>42800633
its great isnt it? i mean multiculturalism and all that shite, makes humans be more attached to each other and forget our differences

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>enter gym
>Hit it
>split it
>make it cum
>get wetted
>Come again
>Come get it

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>enter gym

>TELL ME RUDE BOI BOI CAN U GET IT UP?

Pop music makes me want to join ISIS.

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>enter gym
>HAAAAAAAAAYYZUUUUUUUSS CHRIIIIIIIISSTOOOOOO
>SAAANTAAA MAAARIIIIiiiIIIIAAAA

>>42800689
>enter gym
>TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE

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>>42800728
t.

>>42800835
Don't even pretend it isn't true.

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>>42798233
>enter gym
>some techno dumbstep cardio non copyright music playing that makes you want to kill people

>>42798233
>enter gym
>A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK

>>42798233
>enter gym
>spanish lyrics every song

>>42800674
>'multi'culturalism
>forget differences
Surely the ideal should be to embrace differences, if we forget them then the result will be monoculturalism.

>>42800728
>>42800835
>>42800842
I looked up the lyrics to despacito since my 5 year old niece was listening to it and it's nothing but pure unbridled degeneracy.
>"Want you to show my mouth
>Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)
>Let me trespass your danger zones
>Until I make you scream"

Children all over the west love this shit because it's pumped on the radio 24/7, as if children needed any more exposure to sexuality.

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>enter gym
>deeeeeejuh khaaaleeeedd wa wa wa wa wa
>me and my friends at the table drinking shots and then we talk slow
>talk slow
>put headphones on
>SHAKING THE GROUND WITH THE FORCE OF THOUSAND GUNS
>FIRST IN THE LINE OF FIRE, FIRST INTO HOSTILE LAND
>TANKS LEADING THE WAY
>THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT
>squat lmao2pl8
>max volume
>beyondgivingafuck.js

>>42800674
Nice try Shlomo

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>Enter home gym
>CHEESEBURGER...CHEESEBURGER...CHEESEBURGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIVypBaa2QA

>>42802384
have fun being 16 mate

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>enter gym
>OOH LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO LOOK WHAT YOU JUST MADE ME DO

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>>42802458
Oh, you'd love Japan. So few people even know what Jews are that I've given several lectures about it.

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>YES I FUCKED YOUR BITCH FAT MOTHERFUCEK WES SAAY

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>walk into gym
>short clip of shooting stars plays

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>inna country, town is county seat
>brand new fitness addition to the hospital
>hardly anyone ever there
>no radio, no music, just the soft thumping of someone running on a treadmill echo from the other side of the little enclosed yoga room

I wish they had a leg extension machine though

>>42802945
>proceed to brake every PR that day

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>enter gym
>YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS

>Walk into gym with earbuds on
>Take them off after cardio
>'CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED. WITH 19, 19, 1985
I don't know who makes the Uni Rec playlist but they've got shit taste.

>>42802296
>this is a problem
>not an english hit about doing a bow legged walk of shame after having your holes gaped by chad

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>enter gym
>ORAAANGEEE AND BLAAAACK TAKE ME BAAAACK TO HALLOWEEEENNN

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>enter gym
>DAKEDO KYOU MO JOJO NI

>>42802945
>Devin Townsend
Ayy I used to play Xbox Live with his brother.

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>enter gym
>IT'S A LONG WAY FORWARD
>SO TRUST IN ME
>I'LL GIVE THEM SHELTER
>LIKE YOU'VE DONE FOR ME
>AND I KNOW
>I'M NOT ALONE
>YOU'LL BE WATCHING OVER US
>UNTIL
>YOU'RE GONE...
>mmMMMmBAYbabaBAY

>>42807297
what gym do you go to that plays porter robinson? literally never heard this

>>42798233
Last weekend I heard Shape of You fucking 6 times throughout the day. It's getting fucking annoying.

>enter gym
>SALEELUL SAWARIM
>NASHEED AL UBAR
>WADARBUL QITALY
>TARIQUL HAYA

>>42807304
Puregym UK, whoever makes the track lists seems to be playing this for months on end. No kidding.

>>42807321
INSHALLAH BROTHER!

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>>42798233
>enter gym 2004

What plays?

>>42807335
mashallah

>>42807336
IT'S GETTIN' HOT IN HERE

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>enter gym
>MODERN TALKING, MODERN WALKING IN THE STREETS
>NEW DESIRE

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>enter gym
>AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN
>UND DAS HEISST
>ERIKA

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>enter gym
>BET ON IT
>BET ON IT
>BET ON IT
>BET ON ME

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>>42807408
gonna make it

>>42807351
Interesting, what was 2003? Linkin Park?

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>enter gym
>BEAR. FORCE. 1.
>BEAR. FORCE
>HOO HA, HOOHAH!

>enter gym
>YOU ARE UNFORGETTABLE
>I NEED TO GET YOU ALONE

>>42802384
Mah nigga.
>enter gym
>FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD

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>>42807408

>enter gym
>1 nothing wrong with me
>2 nothing wrong with me

>>42807761
>FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

>enter gym
>HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE
>HE'S GOING FOR SPEEEEEEEED

>OHP the entire smith machine

>>42807336
>enter gym
>ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

>>42807896
Beautiful.

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>gym is owned by a gay man
>showtunes play

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>>42807321
>broke my dl record again thinking about Muhammad slaughtering infidels
Allahu ackbar

>>42807866
>FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

>>42800633
That's interesting, because at my western gym I only listen to japanese anime music

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>enter gym
>DADADADADADADADADADA
>DADADADADADADADADADA
>DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA

>>42802384
Sabaton sure is some great last set music

>>42800674
Despacito has definitely made me more racist

>>42807118
M'nigga

I only listen to NSBM

>>42798233
>Enter gym
>Generic elektro dance upbeat remix of populair songs play all day

>Meanwhile on headphones
>SLAUGHTER! PERSIANS!
>GLORY AND DEATH SPARTANS WILL NEVER SURRENDERRR
>OOH AAH OOH AAH

>enter gym
>WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
>YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I

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>>42807746
underrated post

>walk into gym
>IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE
>I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO

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>walk into gym
>WE THE BEST MUSIC
>ANOTHA ONE
>Girl you lookin at the best the money never lie, no
>I'm the one yeah, I'm the one yeah

>>42802296
Why do you think spics have like five kids by the time they're 14?

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>>42809324
Absurd gets me totally fucking pumped.

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>>42807321

>enter gym
>IM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
home gym masterrace

>>42800385
I've never heard a girl call him attractive

>>42802384
>squat 2pl8
sure is lmao
fucking underages get out

>>42807811
>SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
>UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

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>Walk into gym
>AND I'LL SEE YOU
>AND YOU'LL SEE ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI

>>42802384
>.js
disgusting

Headphones

>ENTER GYM

>IT'S MISTER WORLD WIDE WHOOOOO YAA

>WADDLE OUT

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>enter gym
>IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYED JOE

Enter local fitness center

Girl looks at me


'Listen here sweet potato pie, I want to see you deadlift my body weight and I'll give you my phone number'

>I don't really lift weights
>oh ok see you around
>Proceed to sit on the shoulder press next to hers

>enter gym
>YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT

>>42798233
To be honest it could be ANY chart song and I get pissed.

>Heavy metal in earphones.
>Current favourite bland atm: 5FDP

>>42807068
W-What song?

enter gym
>I NEVER KNEW THAT I WAS STARVING TILL I TASTED YOU
>DON'T NEED NO BUTTERFLIES WHEN YOU GIVE ME THE WHOLE DAMN ZOO

>>42809961
side to side or something like that by arianna grande

>>42807336

>WE COME A LONG LONG WAY TOGETHER
>THROUGH THE HARD TIMES AND THE GOOD
>I HAVE TO CELEBRATE YOU BABY
>I HAVE TO PRAISE YOU LIKE I SHOULD

>>42806313
I hate that and I don't get it. What does or add to the already awful song?

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ROCKABYE BABY ROCKABYE

>>42810048
EVERYTHING IS BLUE HIS SHIRT HIS JEANS HIS HAIR AND EVERYTHING ISBLUUEEEEEEOOOUUEEEEEEE

>>42806313
>>42810013
Hate that shit. Boils my guts. Normiest fucking meme of all time.

>>42807336
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>42810064
I'M BLUE, DABBADEE DABBADIE BADABBADEE DABBADIE

>>42800546
N A N I

A

N

I

>>42808004
>LIVING LIFE SO BOLDLY

In the UK. Don't own a TV or listen to popular radio. Can honestly say I don't know any of his songs, I'm sure I've heard them but damned if I know.

Keep seeing his smug face. Hate him.

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>enter gym
>G̷̣̳͍̞̖͇͇̰̼̀͘͡O͈̦͙̪͚͜͝͠R̝̰̠̱̮̗͚̘͖͎͖͈̞̦̫̥̳̀8̨̬̦̹̜̩̩̯̯̥̰̦̘̮̥̕̕͠͠Ç̧͈̼̟̳̞͍͓̗̙͈̬͈͚̜̳͖̻̫7̵̶͉͉̠̣̭̪͓͇̦̩̱̝̀͜ͅͅÓ̸̧̨̭͚̩̱̦̱̯̯̗̭̣̼͟T̸͍̗̻̞̺͎͝2̡̡̧͓͔͙͔̟͉͖̮̘̯̹̝̦̘͓̰͚̤̻́͞3̸̸͚̟̙̬̘̼̗͖̙̞͚͈͓̘͢L̸̝͍̝̻W̡̯̬̯̱̥͍̣̭͙͔̙͘͟͠V̠͔̤̱̻̦̞̖͍̻͈̻͘͢͢͠4̨̟̤̰̦̜͖̞̫͕̯̼̺̦̠̝̮͜͢͡ͅ6̴̢̱͉͔͉͇͖̻͓̼̺̳̦́́ͅ3̶͙͕̺̜̙͓͖͞͡͝W̸͇̼̜̮̙͎̰̺͓̙̪̺͔͎͟͜͟C̠̼̖̳͟͢͠5̧̢̦͇̣̣̻͚͍̟̗̬̫̦̫͢ͅZ̢̭͇͉̦̞̞͉͞͞ ̸̨̭̱̩̗̪̘̥̪͚͍̩J̺͖̝͓̦̳̭̼̞̬̥̫̻̭̣̫͢͝4̨͙̟̖̣̳̫̭̬͇̟͎͢Ć̨̣̞̯̥̼͓͞͞͡3̷̫̯̙͔̀L̴̗̖̮̖͎̱̺̬̙͖̫͘X̵̷̤̝͍̱͔̹O̷͖̻̝͈͖̫̞̖̮͚͎͟5̡̱͈̻͙͔̹̙́͠͡ ̠̬̣̝̣̭̯̖̙̗͍̳͍̫͜͝͞͞ͅ3̵̖̤̖͍̟̣̤̼͙͔͜O͇̻̫͍͈̭͇͢͡4̵̖̺̖̳̜̗̪̰͈̝͖͔̙͍̭̫͍̩̰ ̶̨͉͔̣̪̘͖̤͈͇̫̖3̡͙̬̥͖͔̗4̸̜̱͈̝̹̜̤͙͞ͅC̱̦̱̤̦̤͕̳̘̯͔̤̫͔͇͕̥͔͟͟͝N̶͉̰̫̜̮̻̼͖̪͇̱͖̥͕͓̞̙͍͇͘͟5̧̪̝͔̯̘̯͍̬͘͟͡͠Z̳̖͇̣͉̮̙͍̬͍̟̱͕͡͡M̵̛̤͚̦͇̩͇͓͓͙͔̩͍̦̜̝̬͕̖̬͞4̷̵̛͇̳̟̗̱̙̘͎̮͙͓͎̠̙̹̻̣͟͝ͅL̫̙̗͔̻͖̖̰̪̀͠O̡̭͙̝̯̱̫̯͔͓̙͙͔̥̟͍̜͙ͅÉ̢̟̱͈͙̝̪͕̙̮͕͔̥̩̜̖͍̦̖B̡̨̛̗̯̖͎̙̠6̩̪̟̥̭̀̀͜ͅV̨̡̧̘̪̺̘̭̦̳̰̜̞̜͉̟͙̰4̵̡͚͕̟̰̠͙̹̠̖̖͈̠̝̥̣͙̟̘5̸̡͓̬̝̙͈̗͈O̴͎̫̠̟̬̟͉͕̘͘3̵̵͈͙͍̹̺̤͓͍̪̕͝Ì̴̴̡̙̦͇͙̫̯̼̮̭̙͓Á̧̝̞͖̩̪̻̳̞̝̬̹͜͡ͅ7̡̨̦̗͚͚͉̬̖̦̳̭̤̘̤̯̣͡Ő̸̧͕̤̩͓͉̹͎̤͍̯̞̙̰͇́6̨̘̬̙Ű̧͕͙̜͙͔͚͍̖͚̭̰̞̞̪̫͈͖́͞9̷̵̨̛̟̹͖̼̙́B̨̩͇̭͕̟̙̘̪̹͝3̶̦̯̖̰̪͙̮̭̰͉̩̖̜͇̞̖͞4̢͖̬̞̞̰͓͙̘̠̀͟͞V̭̖̪͕́͢͟L̵̸̮͖͖̩̦̣̠̗̳̟ͅC̨͓̺̬̼̼͉

>>42807336
>I don't know what it is
>That makes me feel like this
>I don't know who you are
>But you must
>Be
>Some
>Kind
>Of
>Superstar…

>>42810347
I love listening to merzbow at the gym

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>enter gym in 2011
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!

>>42810347
>>42810491
Thanks guys, I will now play this at my gym the next chance I get.

There's this fucking manlet who's a manager at an instrument store who's fucking anal about the music playing to the point where he argues with the owner that his grindcore/speedcore/death mixtape is pointless cacophony and not music.

>>42809894
>5FDP
>heavy metal

Dude, I have all of 5FDP on my playlist and that's bullshit. Most of their stuff is light as fuck.

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> enter liftorium
> maximus is playing the flute again

>>42810607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ_dFOsR7Yg

>>42798233
>paying for gym
Home gym master race reporting. No monthly payments, lift when I want, no travel, no waiting on wheights, not surrounded by retards, lift in my underwear. You faggots should really consider a home gym.

Any death metal fan?

>>42811511
What's your favorite bands?

>>42811517
Messugah,Septic Flesh,Dying fetus,Kalmah

>enter gym
>Honobono hamonii~
I exclusively listen to anime OSTs, they're so upbeat, listening to metal to induce anger is a weaker fuel compared to anime song induced happiness

>enter gym
>do you wanna drink? no thanks for asking mmh na na na
>shoot myself
>ressurrect and put on the following
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy13NPM4rMs

>>42810048
Its kinda catchy

>>42802384
Metal is for children

>>42798233
Checked, this is all too real

>>42811548
try gojira

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>enter gym
>SEGURA O TCHAN
>AMARRA O TCHAN

>>42806777
>bowling for soup
>shit taste
Get out

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>put on earbuds
>CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS, AYE

>>42800633
that looks cumpfee

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>WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
>NO! WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
>WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT ANYMOOOOORE

>>42807336
>MAJA HI
>MAJA HA
>MAJA HA
>MAJA HA HA

>walk into gym
>no music playing, ever
feels good man

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>enter anywhere that plays music

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE I WAS DOIN JUST FINE

>>42807321
kys fucking sandnigger

>>42807321
>enter gym
>*explosion*
>UMMATI QAD LAHA FAJRUN FARQUBIN NASHRAL MUBIN
>DAWLATUL ISLAMI QAMAT BI DIMA I SODIQIN

>>42809402
WHERE DID YA COME FROM WHERE DID YA GO

>>42811700
I fucking hate this song so much. It's literally a sing made for women who have super inflated egos who think they're the hottest people on the planet when they're just roastie whores

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>>42802384
ALL EMBRACE ME!

>enter gym
>at 2 in the morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drUSWjcHxmc
>gym weaboo caught like a deer in the headlights
>grab broom and chase him
>he scurries into the hollows of the walls

>>42809874
I'm dyel as fuck and there isn't a girl worth dating who I can't deadlift

>>42802296
You're forgetting about "I want to write on the walls of your labyrinth"

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>>42810526
This one got me

>>42811863
My one friend on Facebook is always at the gym listening to Gojira. Must be decent workout music.

>>42810048
I call this the single mother anthem.
>shitty 22 year old single mum with a 3 year old
>he's her "little man" meaning she's living out her crazy dream relationship through him
i never saw the music video and I expected to see some strong womyn down on her luck working the pole to make ends meet for her kid and sure enough that's the fucking video

>>42807166
what animu is this from

asking for a friend

>>42811479
>lifting by himself
feel bad for u brah

>>42798233
>He can't afford earbuds

>>42802296
It could literally be saying I want to fuck you in your cunthole and if the people listening don't understand Spanish it makes absolutely no difference.

>go back to glp you conspiritard

>>42802384
>squat 2 plate
>listens to sabaton
Checks out

When you're ready blast this when you lift

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CLfL-YkRs

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>>42809534

>Blitzende Schwerter, Eisernes Heer
>Raubritterorden - Germanias Wehr
>Brennende Klöster, Sterbende Pfaffen
>Heiden in eherner Rüstung und Waffen
>Das Sonnenradbanner in stählerner Hand
>Wotans Sturm brauste wild durch das Land
>Wohin sie auch kamen, ein Stechen und Raufen
>Das war Germanias Raubritterhaufen!

>>42807336
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT

>>42807408
>song predates Nazi regime, makes no direct reference to war or Germany
>still considered the anthem of Nazifags
JUST

>>42807336
>STACYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>>42813888
>anthem of nazifags
Nope not even close. It's a Germanic song so of course Nationalists would love it but it was never an anthem of any kind.

>Die fahne hoch<<<<<<<<Die wach am Rhein
Suck it wehraboos

>>42813911
I didn't mean it was the national anthem.

>>42802458
Nice try Adolf

>>42813035
i especially hate the fucking music video with the little cunt dancing around, you can't fucking look away because there's nothing else to look at, so you see that mini-hambeast fuck around for 3 minutes, makes me sick

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>Walk into gym
>SOMETHING'S GOING ON, CAN I SMELL YO DICK?

>>42814913
my mom listens to it and some other shitty songs similar to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw8B1q1tKgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OcVjEzK1Bs
these songs are the unholy trilogy of music and just show women can't fucking make good music (except tay tay)

>>42814965
jesus fuck, my mom is sort of like that too
nah, women can make a lot of good stuff, but nowadays most of them are fucked in the head

>>42801444
Mein Neger

>enter gym
>IT'S CRAZY BUT I'M FRIGHTENED BY THE SOUND OF THE TELEPHONE

>>42802384
>.js
you dis/g/ust me.

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>visit parents for a week
>go shirtless into home gym i build into their cellar for me
>DIE FAHNE HOCH. DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN
>sister comes in, doesn't know the song and leaves after a while

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>enter gym
>I SAY TRY ME
>TAKE A CHANCE ON EMOTIONS
>FOR NOW AND NEVER CLOSE TO YOUR HEART

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>walk down stairs into weight room
>YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEN

>>42815932
Sounds dope 2bh

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>enter gym
>[Girl from Ipanema starts playing]

>>42806341
>no sound of people dropping weights
What kinda pansy ass gym do you go to

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>enter gym
>"whoa, I never meant to brag"
>"but I got him where I want him now"
>"oh, it was never my intention to brag"

>>42816070 #
At least it was't the Paradinha

>>42798233
>Enter gym
>FUCK THAT LITTLE MOUSE CAUSE IM AN ALBATRAOS

>Enter gym
>USSR THEME

>enter gym
>Lonely, man, lonely man, I AM A LONELY MAAAN

>>42798233
>giorgio armani i'm drippin in aston martin im whippin in

>>42800827
>SUBATOMIC PENETRATION

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>>42798233
>Enter gym
>THEY DID THE MASH

>>42801938
spic city bitch
spic spic city bitch

>>42807166
god dammit frog is CUTE!
CUTE!

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>enter gym
>mexicans shadowboxing
>hair gel everywhere
>smells like high school bodyspray

SoCal gyms are slowly decaying

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>enter gym
>DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND
I hate MGTOWfags but that fucking song makes me think they might be onto something

>>42819230
What song

>>42806230

Do you expose the Jews or are you trying to convert?

>>42819355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlW5plD_40
Some fat demanding whore listing everything she wants out of her future husband, i,e, everything wrong with modern women summed up in three minutes and twenty seconds

>>42798233
>enter gym
>he's a blue guy
>something something green world
>but he's blue
>dum dum dee da da da
Fucking kill me when that shit comes on holy shit

>Enter gym
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>>42800674

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP0Nd72s10

My gym plays this on repeat since piano man brapped

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>>42798233
>enter gym
>let me lick your pussy
>let me lick your cunt

>>42821814
>enter gym
>back day
>MY NECK
>MY BACK
>MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK

>>42798247
>DROP TOP
>RAIN DROPS

>enter gym
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU JEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUUUUSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>42798247
>SKRRT SKRRT
>THATS THAT FOREIGN
>WHEN I PULL UP
>THEY DONT WANT IT

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>>42821889
>enter gym
>sheeee fuccckkkss me

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>enter gym
>So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty
>Having me, then he told the people "You can call me Your Majesty!"

>>42800859
That's exactly my gym in a nutshell

>>42798233
Pop music literally lowers test when listening to it. Look it up on pubmed. Don't know if it has any substantial effect, but it makes me fucking livid hearing this shit in a fucking gym

>>42800674
>and forget our differences
We will always put ourselves in groups and tribes. You can't avoid setting a dichotomy of "us vs them". Unless we evolve so far that we can't really be considered primates anymore.
Not that you're serious

>>42807336
>HATE IT OR LOVE IT THHE UNDERDOG'S ON TOP AND IM GOING SHINE HOMIE TILL MY HEART STOP

>>42802258
That's the goal