>even fat fucks can get a cute gf >meanwhile i'm a

>>42795029
lifting doesn't cure autism, you still have to be capable of actual speech and decent conversational skills

>>42795029

You don't need an excuse to stay fat. Just don't be shocked when you never know what it's like to have a woman touch you without being repulsed.

>>42795513
I lift, I'm 5'9 200lbs 10%bf, not natty.

I'm still a kissless handholdless virgin. Doesn't matter how much I lift, I'll die alone.

I'll never know what it's like to have a woman touch me without being repulsed because a woman won't ever touch me.

>>42795029

thats a escort lol


that matching never happens irl.

some 6 foot tall fat dudes i know running bradley cooper bearded good eye area fat dude game bangs quite a few chicks and has some good looking girlfriends. though, theyre in a college fraternity

>>42795643
making personality gains is a lot like making gym gains. start easy, work up to it, stay consistent

you've got a huge leg up already with those stats just get the fuck off 4chan and learn to act normal

Go out and gain experiences, stop being afraid to fail. You will fail, you will fuck up, you be hurt, embarrassed, sad, and angry at one point or another. You only get better at doing things by attempting them.

>>42795029

>that fucking shadow

GOOD FUCKIN MORNING GOD DAMMIT

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>>42795767
was typing this, made a brew, refreshed and then seen you read my mind

>>42795833

5 SCOOPS C'MON

Soon, but not today.. I haven't yet earned the privilege

>>42795833
5 SCOOPS C'MON

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5'6" and always been slightly overweight. 25 now. i have fucked 3 girls and i lost my virginity when i was 22. I'm not even charismatic or social. quite the autist too. but i do try and get out of my comfort zone, and i can safely say that if you're willing to get rejected a few times and if you make an effort it's 99% guaranteed you'll eventually get pussy. you should never stop lifting, though

>>42795833
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42795029
Because some bitches like either or. If you have a good personality but aren't fit, you can get a gf. If you're fit but don't have a good personality, you could still get a gf. If you're an autist or socially awkward, being /fit/ should be your top priority. Maybe that will give you confidence which will make you both fit and socially functional.

>>42796465
>this pic

did his body proportions really look like that? was he like 5'3?

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>>42795029
Getting a girlfriend is a trap, dude.
>want to talk? you have your friends
>want to have sex? have a qt3.14 with who you can have casual sex
>want to cuddle and all? don't be a faggot, you faggot
>want to talk about your feelings? call your fucking mother

Seriously, keeping single is the way to go.

>>42795669
He's 5'9". Under the actual cutoff. It's over. Get average.

>>42795643
Bro, I'm overweight, pretty muscular but kinda chubby, 5'8, 5'9 with shoes, and even I have been touched by 9/10 QTs. Some fine ass thot was feeling up my chest at a tailgate the other day. Just put yourself in social situations where there are hot girls. One of them is gonna take liking to you.

>>42795833
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42795029

Just fuck a chubby chick. That will boost your confidence up. If you are nervous around chubbies then you are fucking hopeless.

>>42797637
I get even more nervous around chubbies desu. I don't want them to think that I actually think they're cute, so it gets really confusing and awkward.

>be me
>5'5 manlet
>relatively shy and autistic
>still managed to get sluts and girlfriends
Do you faggots not try at all? I cannot fathom how autistic you must be to have never gotten laid, or did you focus all your attention on the unobtainable Stacy?

>>42795833
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42795029
Just get an Onahole lol

>>42795660
>running bradley cooper bearded good eye area fat dude game bangs quite a few chicks and has some good looking girlfriends. though, theyre in a college fraternity

This gave me dyslexia

>>42795660
>that whole fucking post
What did he mean by this?

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>>42795660

>go to the bar
>sit next to a qt
>her friend was miring and whispered to me
>qt turned to me
>said "... oh my god you're cute..."
>"heh heh y-you too"
>had a decent conversation
>told her I travel because I do
>she was saying how she wanted to
>told her I wanted to smoke
>she was down and came out to the patio
>grabbing my arm and totally into me
>kept the same conversation going, casual and confident, nothing weird or controversial
>she cut me off mid sentence and did a 360 to go back in
>went back in and took my seat next to her at the bar
>stopped acknowledging me
>she tabbed out and left
>sat there looking at the bartender confused
What just happened?

>>42797863
Too slow. Next time make your move before.

>>42795029
DON'T PUT THE PUSSY ON THE PEDESTAL.

I don't have any confidence at all which sucks but I'm actually really attractive and am always and I mean allll wayss catching some girls eyes on me. It makes me chringe cause I never talk and am terrible at conversation. I'm super awkward and very insecure. It's like I'm autistic; but I'm not, just a pussy really.. when it comes to girls or women.. actually people in general. I'm not well rounded and need some proper social skill training. But just cut to the chase here- I've found love for a brief time in my life. Sad to say I no lover have it. Why you ask(if you even did)? She was a victim in a murder/suicide. Her past lovers' jealously got the better of him and cracked. I'm alone again... But I haven't given up. So you should'nt either. Yes we will get hurt but don't stop there keep looking. You will find her, just keep your heart true and honest. Maybe her heart will finally find a real connection with yours.

>>42797863
cut off mid of what sentence, but probably just sobered up too much during convo and realised you were a 4 not a 6

>>42795643
Sorry bro with those stats you will just be seen as the overcompensating insecure manlet by women

>>42797863
She realised you are a retard. If she would do 360 she would still be in the same fucking place, dummy.

>>42795833
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42797929
lel

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>>42797929
>If she would do 360 she would still be in the same fucking place, dummy.

>>42797589
>>42797589
>have a qt3.14 with who you can have casual sex
It's not easy, mate.

>>42798753
In an age with tinder and women practically throwing themselves at you in parties and shit? Just turn off the part of your brain that pursues a stable relationship and let the power of your dick guide you,

>>42798931
I dunno man. I'm weak, can't separate sex from love.

>>42797589
It centralizes all those functions into one convenient person sized package which then eventually walks away

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>>42798952
Well, to each your own. I just love to be free to do all the shit I want and my alone time to want a relationship, and the process of picking up a chick is kind of funny, so there's literally no downsides to my perception.

But if you want to find a relationship, good luck and more power to you my nigga.

>>42797911
sorry for your loss

>>42798995
No no no. I don't want a relationship. I want to be free. I met some girls after the break-up, but couldn't do anything. They want a relationship most of the time. But, even if I would find a pretty girl to fuck whenever I want...I dunno. She would still pick up my curiosity about her life and all. Maybe I should go to prostitutes

>>42798988
Yeah, but centralizing that functions come at a fucking cost, and even more.

>you can fuck her when you want, but if she decides to not give you sex, you're fucked
>can't fuck her, can't fuck other women
>she is a friend to you, but you need to deal with her shit and thread carefully around her
>you can never act like you act your friends with her
>she can cuddle you and all that shit
>but you will be a faggot anyway
>you can talk about your feelings with her
>but not one being hundred percent honest, you need to filter them and shit

Not worthy the effort, honestly.

>>42799022
so what are you doing

>>42795833
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42799158
Hey! :D Just chillin rn, you?

>>42799180
Me too. But, I mean, what's your solution?

>>42795660
who the fuck hires a hooker to walk around with them?

>>42795643
>175 cm
>100 kilos
thats probably cause you look like a freak

>>42797589
my mom hates me, and uronically calls me a faggot when i talk of fellings

>>42795833
5 SCOOPS C'MON

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>>42799190
My solution is to focus on doing the things you want and/or enjoy without thinking to enter in a relationship. I go out with my friends, party, score some qts, have two chicks that I sometimes call here, sometimes I don't. Live your life without overthinking things about women. Basically, I live doing what I like, studying for my Law degree, gym, and being thankfully headache free.

>>42795643
>5'9
>200
>10%
If those are your actual stats it's probably because you look like a roided up intimidating freak. Crash a college party and take your fucking shirt off. I can assure you some drunk stacys will be all over you.

>>42797929
Hello new friend. Welcome to 4chan! Now get the fuck out.

>>42799237
I do all these things already. I don't want a relationship; I would like a girl to fuck whenever I want without the need to pay. Every girl I met wants a relationship though. Do you recommend tinder?

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>KHV
>Lose 16Kg, gain muscle, start looking ok
>Look in mirror and can actually imagine a woman wanting to touch me without gloves
>Shop for smaller clothes, enter changing booth with mirrors in different angles, see reflection from side
>I'm actually ugly as sin from profile, face looks hideous
>Never noticed this before, what was I thinking
>Now can't un-see that ugly face and can't look in mirrors without being disgusted

Fucking hell I was just starting to believe someone could find me attractive. Just fucking kill me and get this over with. I will never find anyone who WANTS me to fuck them, rather than just agree to it as a contractual part of the relationship.

I will never be someone who a woman - ANY woman - finds so attractive she secretly masturbates to back at home.

>>42799306
Yeah, at least in my country is very, very easy to score with tinder.

>>42799476
As they say, if you're fat and ugly go to the gym. Then you will be just ugly

>>42795643
Lifting doesn't cure manletism

When will they learn

>>42795833
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42795029
Someone post the original

>>42795660
>"running bradley cooper bearded good eye area fat dude game bangs"

this reads like when I randomly move my finger on my Swype keyboard

>>42799291
Heh you just got baited. Thanks for (you). Nothing personell kid.

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>tfw fatso
>tfw gf

Charisma lads,charisma

t.200lbs 5'9 26% fat

>>42797929
dude you're thinking of a 720
fuck I hate stupid people who try to act smrt

>>42795660
>14 hires escort to walk around suburbs with him

lol