>still got another week at home before uni starts >mum

that's what you get for lying to your mom

Lmao you cuck how do you just let a fucking thot talk to you like that?

If i were you, i would start only walking naked with a boner at home, you gotta be a man nigga

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>>42795019
It wasnt a lie i was just being hopeful

>>42795038
I just told her im not taking anymore of her shit. She just laughed.

>>42795009
>>42795136
your mum sounds cute bro
got any pics?

Where is she leaving for the weekend? She's off to suck some dick all weekend prolly

>>42795194
She's not cute. No pics.

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this is why guys have trouble relating to girls. girls literally say whatever shit pops into their head. guys freak out and think the girl is insulting them. fucked up but true. i hate bs feminism terms like "male fragility" or whatever but im starting to learn why they exist

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>>42795214
She is. Visiting her boyfriend in london

>you're so nice and such a good son, anon!

It only hurts because it's true. Been there, OP.

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>>42795258
>Literally LONDON

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>making me a simple postworkout tuna salad in the afternoon in the kitchen
>sister comes in looking for some whatever snacks
>she's kind of in my way so I ask her to grab the olive oil for me
>"here you go anon"
>"not that one, the extra virgin olive oil, it's right next to it"
>"oh ofcourse anon wants the extra V I R G I N olive oil haha"
>I just completely freeze and don't know what to respond, blurt out an almost completely silent "y-yeah right h-heh"
>her smile quickly turns to an awkward realisation face and hands over the olive oil without making eye contact at all and passes right by me
>I pour too much of it fast and go in my room to eat it while staring blankly at nothing

>22
just move the fuck off and stop being a whiny little bitch

>>42795354
you should fuck her

>>42795354
Rape her anon. Cant have this info getting out to the public

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>>42795354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVzGOdx6Wr0

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>>42795354
is your sister your age? stop being an autist and she can probably hook you up with one of her friends. i swear 4channers and fucking redditors and shit are getting thrown pussy 24/7 but they ignore it. then they bitch about it on the internet and post memes about how they can't get laid

>>42795354
How old are both of you?

>>42795009
Prove her wrong.

>>42795238
girls can say whatever they want because their yammering will be interpreted as 'oh she's just a ballbuster', 'she's so quirky!', ect because the bum and milkies demand it.

>>42795354
this desu >>42795519
I'm jealous of you anon. I always wanted a sister who's friends I can fuck.
If shes younger you can fuck her friends when they turn 18.

>>42795519
She's six years younger than me, I'm 23. Highly doubt that because that means I would have go out along with my sister, which she would never ever agree to, especially at her age. Her friends never come here if that's what you mean.

>>42795009
would she be happier if she had to worry whether or not you snorted coke at some of those parties that she mentioned? Great mom
You should just keep working out at the gym. Or do whatever you want. Don't listen to her

>left my protein shake in the kitchen
>mom saw it
>now keeps bugging me about it
>saying my muscles will "fall off" when I stop "taking protein"

>>42798603
She's kind of right anon

>>42795009
Fuck some sloots anon, you've got this!

>>42795492
this

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>male fragility

Jfc anons, can't you take a joke. If you can't bant with your own family how tf do you even want to be socially successful

>>42795009
Throw a party that destroys the whole fucking house. Lets see if the cunt laughs then

Put an ad offering free beer or whatever if you have no friends

>>42798827
>shaming men for being affected by shaming

how deep does the rabbit hole go

>>42795009
take it as a wake up call, sort out your social life

My sister has never shamed me for being a kissless virgin.

I'm 29, shes 26 and married.

>>42798869
How does one do that?

>>42798877
Interact with people, go to clubs or group socials, anything, it doesn't matter how bad you are at first, the more you do it the more you'll naturally figure out what works and what doesn't.

It could be quite rough for a while but on the other hand it might not.

But for the love of god anon get out of your comfort zone, don't settle for fitting into the the lowest social demographic and staying there, constantly try to improve yourself and interact with people who you consider better than you, that way they'll push yout to improve.

(Don't aim too high though, you gotta work your way up slowly)

>>42795009
Why don't you just get a gf?

>>42798875
sort yourself out

>>42795222
Any videos?

>>42798904
>go to clubs
Clubs are way too loud and chaotic to be able to "interact" with anyone, certainly not the best option for someone with zero experience. Can't imagine someone developing a social life from start by going to clubs alone.

>group socials
I don't know what does this even mean.

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>>42795354

>>42795258
her black boyfriend in london

>>42795258
She is gonna be taking 10 inches of black dick all weekend then lmao

>>42798846
This OP. You have a chance you turn your life around and redeem yourself. While your slut mom is getting dicked in London, you can throw a huge party, have the time of your life, make your first step in the direction of becoming a Chad and show that whore to be careful what she wishes for. Godspeed

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>>42795354

Atleast you guys have someone in your life at all

>>42798946
I've met plenty of people at clubs lol it's way easier than, say, a nice quiet bar because the conversation has to be kept simple on account of the insanely loud music. It's like socializing for babys. Plus you can get drunk and mindlessly hit on sloots. It's a win win.

>>42798860
Ask /b/. They'll take you DEEP down it breh

>>42795009
tell her, this is why dad left, cunt.

>>42799173
Think 'Project X', but more like Project 'XXX'

>>42800306
If you lived in my south american shithole I'd give you a hug anon.