>the gym jester is making fun of me for using the machines

OP, i hate to tell you this, but.. you're the gym fool

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>gym rapist broke out of the plate prison
>Again

>tfw the gym clown saws you in half

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>grinding in the manlet pit
>Getting low on HP
>Gym wizard throws me a tren boost
>Hits the manlet
>1 shots me and climbs out of the pit
>Can faintly hear the screams of the receptionists
Did not give a scoop to the wizard that day. Fuck him.

>haven't made gains in over a month
>all because the gym necromancer is draining everyone's life force for his skeleton spotters
>manager can't kick him out because discrimination against sorcery is illegal

>just want to work out
>the gym netrunner keeps loudly bitching about how the gym is owned by Imaginoil and they're analysing our sweat to steal our DNA or something
>he's still working out here though
>exclusively uses the machines because freeweights get tangled up in the input/output cords dangling out of the back of his head

>forget my good boy tokens for the plate dispenser
>pay two manlets a thimble of protein powder to hang on the ends of my barbell

I love my gym community

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>Forget to light the sepulchral incense before I went in for a heavy squat set
>Gym gremlins break through the floor and eat my fucking feet

I can't believe I did this again.

>curl monkey took all the dumbells again
>had to use my pocket rice to lure them

>>42794056
>10 minute breaktime at work
>decide to get a quick few sets in at the gym
>gym is a little far and takes about half an hour to get there
>pull up to the gym
>valet collects and parks my car
>did not tip him, what is this? fucking welfare
>walk in doing a couple ZEUS poses to get the receptionists sexual attention
>she looked at me and instantly looked down in disgust
>fuck her, she's only a 9/10 would not bang
>did not tip her
>lie back on the bench and clutch the empty bar
>yell THREE HUNDRED
>6 plate jockeys run over and start loading me up with 300lb not 300kg
>grab one of them and throw them into the manlet pit
>echoes of his screams as he is consumed by the manlets for gains
>just remembered it was gym policy to use pounds not kilograms with the plate jockeys
>get a written warning from the gym officer
>yell SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY ONE POINT THREE EIGHT SIX EIGHT
>plate jockeys load me up with correct weight
>do 12 6,000 rep sets
>notice qt3.14 is mirin me something fierce
>invites me back to the showers
>follow the 50/10 qt in
>did not tip jockeys
>she pushes me up against the wall
>whips my dick out
>she lets go and backs away in shock
>tfw forgot to do penis curls this morning
>she hits the alarm and imperial guards rush in
>did not tip her
>imperial guards banish me to the dicklet abyss
>a sub-pit in the manlet pit
>did not tip guards
>lonely and cold down here
>doesn't even have weights down here
>find an average sized rock, will have to do, it's all I have down here
>start doing my penis curls again, will have to make extraordinary progress to get let out
>8 months of constant penis curls later
>press the talk button on the wall
>"hey its anon, my dick is up to standard again, can I get let out?"
>hear nothing but screams on the other end
>weeks go by as I hike out of the abyss
>make it to the manlet pit and it's empty
>tfw tall enough to just step out of the manlet

>>42794861
>everything is destroyed and is on fire
>the sky is filled with ash
>fucking manlets escaped and started a revolution again
>the United Tall People Federation now spans 2/3 of the entire planet and only under 6' are allowed as citizens
>they built thousands of death camps and started marching anyone over 6' into the death camp ovens
>it's another giraffocaust
>join the Dutch Resistance, the last basin of non-manlets
>quickly start annexing surrounding land
>the UTPF noticed our efforts and launched a full scaled attack on us on the Eastern front
>their army wasn't even up to our knees
>football them and hear their bones break on impact
>entire army is defeated with no survivors
>300,000,000 killed with no casualties, was only 7 of us, 99% of us were on the Western front and conquered Brittain
>did not tip
>quickly their empire fell apart, mostly because of corruption and moving the manlet cut off point lower and lower, eventually sending everyone over 5' to the death camps
>the Dutch Resistane spanned the entire world and became the Dutch Republic and there was 10 years of peace with no manlets in sight
>but like with everything the Dutch has owned in the past, they gave it away for free to the British manlets
>the world is restored to how it was before the revolution
>just make it back on time to work with just 1 minute to spare on my break
>"Hello can I take your order?"
>mfw customer orders 10 soft serves and throws them all at me
>did not tip them

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>>42794861
>>42794873

Oh Anon.


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